A/n: YAY I'm making this a stoooryyy! Haha this will be like the stuff that's going on that wasn't said in the books when little Mona is having fun being A! Okay here is the next chapter enjoy!

(MPOV)

Little bitches don't know what's coming! I feel slightly bad about everything I'm putting them through but at the same time it's making me ecstatic! Right now I'm watching our little mermaid herself Emily Fields at swim practice preparing to sneak in the locker room. I've made a lovely note saying Keep one eye out of the water someone's always watching. And maybe your girlfriend isn't all she seems to be. –A.

It was a piece of art if I do say so myself. But not at cryptic as I would have liked. Oh well can't always win.

I got in the locker room with my amazing skills slipped the note in and left. I'm off for a shopping trip with Hanna to see if she has anymore secrets she wants to share with me. With A. Then I can follow her skinny bulimic self around without her knowing. Some people say stalker. I say pavement artist.

"Hey Han! Ready to go?"

"Ready as ever! I even got my mom's Mercedes."

"We are going to look so h-o-t" we walked over to her car and saw Spencer coming from field hockey practice. Target Sited I said to myself and mentally laughed.

"Hey isn't that Spencer Hastings over there?"

"Yeah. So?"

"She should come shopping with us! I mean it's not like she has any friends and we could use her brain a little don't you think?"

"Yeah okay fine" she said before sticking her head out the window and shouting to Spencer"

"Hey Spence want to come shopping with me and Mona?" she screamed across the parking lot. Now, now Hanna A may hear you! Oops I forgot she's in the car with you.

"Yeah sure one sec!" she yelled back picking up her stuff before running across the parking lot and jumping in the backseat. "Thanks."

"No problem Spencer. OH! Have any you gotten any text from A lately?"

"Nope" now Hanna lying isn't very smart! I happen to know I sent you one just yesterday when we were out getting dinner together! I was telling you to stop eating all of those damn cheez-its just to make them come right back up!

"I got two" hmm the least favorite tells the truth. Too bad I wanted you to be the liar. Hanna turned around lightning quick and faced her.

"What did they say?"

"Umm they just talked about some… stuff that happened recently." Oh like how you had a make out session with your sisters fiancé? Yeah I think that's what they said. OH and also about how you stole your sister essay too! Wow Hanna steals from name brands and you steal from your sister. No wonder you two were good friends.

"Oh" Hanna and I said at the same time.

"I think I should actually just go home Hanna. Do you mind just dropping me off?"

"Yeah sure. I think I'm going to head home too. Sorry Mona I forgot my mom was making dinner tonight" Liar. You. Are. A. Liar. Screw killing Spencer first. YOU Hanna are going to be the first one to die.

"It's cool. Let's just go" I said. I'm pissed and I think Aria is going to be the one pay.

When Hanna dropped me off at my house before pulling right into her driveway I went straight to my room to write up a cryptic note for Aria. Yeah I know about her and Ezra Fitz. She should at least try to hide it a little more always in his office. Little slut.

Yeah Aria go ahead and 'sneak' around with Ezra Fitz. I'm sure your daddy would be proud. You can go find his little skank and take some notes. I'm sure Ezra wouldn't mind taking some notes from your dad while you're at it.

XOXO- A

A fine piece of work if I do say so myself. If this doesn't make her angry nothing will. I pressed the send button on my decoy blackberry and off my cute little message went. She'll TOTALLY love it. Another point for A! Just like the perfect Ali herself, I always win, only I'll make it out alive.

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