Naruto was riding down a forest when he decided he should check the book. When he opened it, it read, "Come to the village up ahead. Talk to the man with a pineapple on his head. He will give you a quest, and you will prove to him you are the best."
"A pineapple on his head?" Naruto thought curiously, "He sounds like one of those Mexican hat dancers…" Naruto eventually rode into a small village. He asked around for a man with a pineapple on his head, when he found a man with black hair and his hair tied into an odd shaped pony-tail. (Shikamaru)
"Er… Are you the man with a pineapple on his head?"
"What'd you say!?" He shot Naruto a look that could kill.
"Sorry! I was told you could help me with something…"
"ME? How troublesome… What could I, Shikamaru the shadow mage help YOU with?"
"Well… Do you know where the wicked witch is?"
"The wicked witch!? Only the mightiest of all men can get to the wicked witch. I'll only tell you if you do a quest for me."
"Okay, what's the quest?"
"You must bring me back the horn of the Teme-Orc."
"…Teme-Orc?"
"Yeah… Don't ask how he got the name."
"Okay… Er… How do I get to the 'Teme-Orc'?"
"You take the road to the cave."
"Alright, I'll be back in a jiff!"
"I'll be at the pub if you need me…" And with that, Sir Naruto was off.
Naruto was galloping down the road when he came to a large cave. It smelled of too much hair-gel, and fingernail polish.
"Gah… This place stinks!"
"Who goes there!?"
"Ah! Teme-Orc!" Naruto dismounted his horse, which rode to a safe distance away. An orc about twice the size of Naruto, who had Black hair which closely resembled a duck's butt (Sasuke) and the skin the color of a lime, charged out of its cave, brandishing a large club.
"They say dobe tastes delicious!"
"You don't want to eat me, I'm too stringy!"
"Pulled pork is my FAVORITE!"
"Crap, this guy's gonna rip me in half!"
"CHIDORI!" The Teme-Orc slammed his hand down on where Sir Naruto wasa second before, and sent lightning flying everywhere. Good thing Naruto bought that + 5 lightning magic resistance helm before he got married!
"Your armor's gonna look good on my trophy case!" The Teme-Orc swung his club at Naruto. Naruto jumped onto the club, and bonked the Teme-Orc on the head with the flat end of his sword. The Teme-Orc was now sleeping like a baby. A giant, green, duck for hair, nose bubble out of the nose baby. Disgusting.
Naruto dropped his sword, and ran up to the Teme-Orc. Naruto tried once to pull out the Teme's horn. No good. He tried again. Got a little bit looser. He tried a third time, this time the horn came clean off. The Teme-Orc howled in pain. Naruto quickly bonked him on the head again, and he was knocked out again.
"Phew," Sir Naruto said, wiping the sweat off his brow, "That was a close one." He grabbed the horn and went over to his steed. They rode back to the Village, the horn in Sir Naruto's backpack. Naruto dismounted once they got to the local pub. When he went in, some drunken men shouted insults like, "HEY! I bet I could beat you with two hands tied behind my back!" or, "What are you, a sissy? Sissy boy!" Naruto ignored these men and approached Shikamaru.
"Did you get the horn?" Naruto pulled it out of his bag with a grin on his face. "Good. Alright, what do you want to know again?"
"How do I get to the wicked witch?"
"Oh. Well… I have a magic book that'll tell you what to do."
"I already have one!" complained Naruto.
"Well uh… You want a magical orb that shows incoming dangers?"
"I want to know where my Princess is!"
"PRINCESS!? Well why didn't you say so? I thought you were just some looter after her treasure! Tell you what; I'll accompany you on your journey. I've got a map with me, so it won't be too troublesome."
"Really? Great!"
"We should probably stock up on supplies first."
"Right-o!" Naruto said with a huge smile on his face.
The witch was looking into her magical crystal ball.
"So this 'Dobe' managed to defeat my Teme-Orc eh? As my old friend would say, 'How troublesome.' Let's see… Might as well tell forehead the news." The witch walked up to Princess Sakura's cell. "HEY! FOREHEAD!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"I don't think you're in the right place to be making demands. Anyway, your 'Knight in shining armor' defeated my Teme-Orc."
'Really!? That means Naruto-kun's coming for me! I knew it!' Sakura had a big smile on her face.
"Don't think he's actually going to save you, he has more tests coming up."
'Great…' Sakura thought, her smile turning to a frown.
Alright guys, this one's up. Hope you liked it! I tried a new format to make it longer. I like this one better. I'm gonna stick with it.
