A/N Hi people! Welcome to the second chapter! Hope you enjoy and BTW Anastacia (Ana-stu-see-uh) is LaraD!
Chapter Two is a-do
Blue Fairy: Hello everybody we are ive from wonderland 'America's got Freaks!'
Audience: (Cheers)
Blue Fairy: Lets Welcome our judges, Titania
Titania: Why cant everybody just die?
Random audience member: (Throws moldy muffin at Titania)
Titania: Where are people getting these moldy mortal foods?
Blue Fairy: The Boy who cried wolf!
The boy who cried wolf: Sup ma fellow long livers!
Blue Fairy: And Apollo!
Apollo: Hi
Blue Fairy: So are you psyced to be in wonderland?
Titania: No
The little boy who cried wolf: Yeah!
Blue Fairy: Here's our next contestant...aww she is five years old! Anastacia Black! (Anastacia walks on stage)
Anastacia: Call me Ana please, or Shadow. Shadow please.
Titania: (bristles) I agree she's cute, but she's FIVE. I don't believe she has any talent.
Boy who cried wolf: Shut up! And what can you do sweetie?
Shadow: I'm an Everafter. I play with dark magic. (Baba Yaga claps from audience)
Baba Yaga: HORRA! A child with talent!(Shadow smiles at her)
Apollo: Well, show us girl!
Titania: X
Boy who cried wolf: She didn't even start-
Titania: I will not believe this child has talent! Not in a billion years!
Shadow: I have all the time in the world Titania. (sly smile) I shall begin...I'll show you that you shoudln't underestimate appearences...(eyes turn black and she fades nto a shadow)
Apollo: (jumps in his seat) Whoa! It's colder in here than Hades
Hades: (huffs)
Shadow: (Her shadow dances around the room, going faster and faster and turns intoa tornado, later spins in the middle of the room, you can see her hadns clap and the tornado explodes)
(Everyone looks dishevled)
Boy who cried wolf: You...uhhh...really live up to your name. (hides behind Apollo)
Shadow: (goes back on the stage) Well? (three judges look at each other)
Apollo: Yeah
Boy who cried wolf: Y-Yeah! T-Totally...
Titania: I am not fazed by this so I say-UMPH!
Blue Fairy: (turns to Shadow) A-Ana-err, Shadow, did you just throw a muffin at her?
Shadow: What? She seemed hungry. (glares at Titania)
Titania: You're in. (Swallows the rest of muffin)
Shadow: (smiles) MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE! (leaves with people clapping scared)
Blue Fairy: Umm...that was-
Puck: AWESOME! I WANNA MUFFIN! (Shadow comes back and throws a mufifn at his head)
Katie: Who invited you here?
Puck: You did.
Katie: SHUT UP ABOUT IT!
Blue Fairy: Okay and our next contestant is a group ,mixed with everafters and demigod's and the auther… Welcome Katie Daughter of the Mad Hatter, Lara Daughter of Apollo and is a huntress, Casey Daughter of Athena and one of the card solders, and Julie Daughter of Poseidon!
Katie: Hey guys!
Audience: (Cheer's like Crazy)
Lara: Hi Daddy!
Apollo: (Waves)
Casey: Sup people
Julie: Hello…
Titania: So what wil you girls be doing for us?
Lara: Well we are going to sing a harmony song with abselutely no instauments!
Audience: (Cheer's and screams)
Titania: Get on with it!
Katie, Lara, Casey, and Julie: (Start harmonizing)
Ooh, I bet you're wond'rin' how I knew
'bout your plans to make me blue
With some other guy you knew before
Between the two of us guys you know I love you more
It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Dontcha know that I
Heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Oh I heard it through the grapevine
Oh I'm just about to lose my mind
Honey, honey yeah
(Heard it through the grapevine)
(Not much longer would you be my baby, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But these tears I can't hold inside
Losin' you would end my life you see
'cause you mean that much to me
You could have told me yourself
That you loved someone else
Instead I
Heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Oh I heard it through the grapevine
And I'm just about to lose my mind
Honey, honey yeah
(Heard it through the grapevine)
(Not much longer would you be my baby, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
People say believe half of what you see
Son, and none of what you hear
But I can't help bein' confused
If it's true please tell me dear
Do you plan to let me go
For the other guy you loved before?
Dontcha know I
Heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Baby I heard it through the grapevine
Ooh I'm just about to lose my mind
Honey, honey yeah
(Heard it through the grapevine)
(Not much longer would you be my baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Honey, honey, I know
That you're lettin' me go
Said I heard it through the grapevine
Heard it through the grapevineTitania: Finally someone who sings good music!
The boy who cried wolf: Wow that was really good!
Apollo: Awesomeness!
Titania: Yes
The boy who cried wolf: Yeah!
Apollo: You made it!
The girls: (Groups hug and jump up and down then run off stage)
Blue Fairy: Next we have a 12 year old boy who fights fire with ice!
Micheal: (Runs on stage) Hey
Titania: What do you do?
Micheal: Anything that people say impossible!
The little boy who cried wolf: Like what?
Micheal: Like this! (Micheal jumps into a tub of dry ice) This ice is 105 below 0!
Apollo: WHAT THE MUFFINS!
Micheal: (Stays in dry ice for as long as the audition people let him then jumps out unharmed) Ta-da!
Titania: Woah…
The boy who cried wolf: Holly cheese puffs
Apollo: Yes
Titania: Yeah
The boy who cried wolf: YOU MADE IT MAN!
Blue Fairy: Well we dont actually have that many people left i would say we have about seven people... Anyways next is a boy named... oh dear gods no!
Random person in the audience: SAY THE FRIGGIN NAME!
Blue Fairy: Puck...
Puck: (Runs on stage)
Titania: X
Puck: Mom!
Apollo: X
Puck: Ap-
The boy who cried wolf: X
Puck: ALEX!
The boy who cried wolf: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SAY MY NAME! SCURITY!
Gaurds: (Grab Puck by the arms and drag him out as Puck kicks, screams, punches and thrashes trying to get out of the gaurds grip)
Blue Fairy: Well now that thats over with we have six contestants left! A girl named.. Jennifer is going to um, fart the alphabet...
Titania: X
Jennifer: (Runs on stage)
The little boy who cried wolf: X
Jennifer: (Farts the letter A, B, C, D, E, F)
Apollo: X
Jennifer: (Cries and runs off stage)
Blue Fairy: Two people imediatly Xed off, wow.. Next is another singer/guitar player Taylor!
Taylor: (Runs on stage) Hi
The boy who cried wolf: Has anyone told that you look like Taylor Swift?
Taylor: Yeah...
Titania: Okay go on with it!
Taylor: (Starts playing the guitar)
Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without
Drew talks to me, I laugh 'cause It's just so damn funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The Only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing don't know why I do
He's the time taken up but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into...
Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.
The little boy who cried wolf: Wow...
Apollo: I think you sing better then I do...
Titania: Can you sing in my Palace 8:30 to 12:00?
Taylor: (Smiles) I don't think my mom would let me stay up that late...
Apollo: Yes
The boy who cried wolf: Yes
Titania: Your going to the next level!
Taylor: Oh my gosh! (Runs off stage)
Blue Fairy: Next is a boy who is made of elastic...
Bob: ( Runs on stage)
Titania: So what will you be doing for us today Bob?
Bob: I wil be bending my body in impossable ways!
The boy who cried wolf: X
Bob: (Takes foot and wraps around neck like a scarf, then takes arm and various other body parts to finally put him self in a very interesting painful looking knot)
Apollo: Ow...
Titania: Yes!
The boy who cried wolf: Um... sure
Apollo: Please go your giving me a stomach ache
Bob: (Runs off stage)
Blue Fairy: We have three people left! Next up we have a mortal and her dog doing a stunt act…
Daphne and Elvis: (run on stage)
Daphne: Hi!
Apollo: Hello Daphne
Titania: What are you going to do?
Daphne: I'm a stunt act!
Titania: Great X
Daphne: (Looks like she Is about to cry but ignores it and pours gasoline on the frizbe and sets on fire. Holds the flaming frizbie up and throws it far so it hits the ceiling then the wall and at 206 mph flys towrd Evlis and he catches it in his mouth and puts the flames out)
Audience; (Claps)
Blue Fairy: Well we are running out of time so everyone just say yes or no!
Apollo: Yes
Titania: No
The boy who cried wolf: Yep
Daphne and Elvis: (Runs off stage)
Blue Fairy: Next up we have Eloise!
Eloise: (Runs on stage)
Apollo: Okay get on with it)
Eloise: (swallows unicycle spits out a car and a laptop then eats whole cake.)
The boy who cried wolf: Why did you eat the cake?
Eloise: I was hungry…
Apollo: Yes
Titania: Can I have that laptop?
Eloise: Yes
Titania: Yes
The boy who cried wolf: Yes
Eloise: (Runs of stage)
Blue Fairy: Next up we have… I'm sorry he cannot audition again!
Aaron: Why not?
Blue Fairy: Are you going to so the same act?
Aaron: If they let me go a little farther in the act it gets-
Blue Fairy: You cannot audition again!
Aaron: People come back all the time!
Blue Fairy: The next season!
Aaron: LET ME DO MY ACT!
Blue Fairy: SACURITY!
Sacurity Guard: (Grabs Aaron by the arms and drags the kicking and screaming boy out of the building)
Blue Fairy: Well that's all the auditions for today so I'm the Blue Fairy and join us next time in the Underworld on 'America's got Freaks!'
A/N So did you like it? Okay
Anastacia= LaraD
Daphne and Elvis= The Girl Of Destiny
Eloise= feministgrimm
Thank you guys for reviewing! Join us next time on 'America's got Freaks!'
