MY ONE-SHOTS


Summary: Well, the title's pretty self-explanatory.


Author's Notes:

I have no idea why the Commander says this... she doesn't really, this was just my siblings talking about things being cute and my brain merged cute and GW2 and this emerged. I thought; asura, cute - hey - oh no, if I ever said that, Zojja... oh dear.

This chapter started when I was writing the author's notes for a story I have not posted yet. Which explains the references to writing a chapter.

It takes place during an imaginary meeting before the Pact ships are launched at Mordremoth.


"Zojja's so cu - "

Zojja glares at the Commander. With a 'don't-you-dare' glare. You know the one? And then she startes walking over.

" - she's Zojja. You know what I mean right? She's all geniusly smart and no one would have survived if we didn't have Zojja on the team right? And we wouldn't have Taimi either! And we probably would all have died fighting Zhaitan! She put the airship back together in time to get away from the Risen giants right? Right? Ahh! Save me from the pyro-maniac that also deals with air and water and earth! Save me! Taimi tell her to not kill me!
...I don't think I'll be able to write this chapter, guys... Zojja's operating on my brain to remove any idea that Zojja is at all - um ... yeah. ARGH! Oh yeah. I was just - commenting on how sweet it was the first thing she said when we saved her from Mordremoth was 'where's Taimi' over and over! ARGH!
...yeah. I won't - won't be able to write this chapter - guys. Zojja what are you - no! I - don't want - I'm not - a - you - put - my - mind - inside - Mr - Sparkles. Why - do - you - want - me - to - be - a - golem - Zojja? Is - that - a - remote - control - - - my - body - is - moving - on - it's - own - why - did - you - do - this - to - me - don't - push - the - mute - butto - "

"She's much better this way! I can't believe you didn't think of that before, Zojja!" Taimi exclaims.

"It's my best invention!" Zojja says happily.

"I'll say! No one has to listen to the Commander being all heroic and rushing into a place where she could die just to save one of us!"

Mr Sparkles (with the Commander's mind inside) is acting all angry and pointing at Trahearne. It's obvious she's saying 'he's the one who did that!'

Rytlock hops out of the rift from the Mists.

"What happened? Where's the Commander?"

"We put her mind in Mr Sparkles, and pushed the mute button so she wouldn't talk and be annoying!" Taimi says happily.

Rytlock just stares.

Canach walks over, wondering what all the fuss was about.

"Oh neat, you robotized the Commander. Now she'll just be more annoying." he rolls his eyes.

"There's a mute button!"

"Oh, good idea."

Logan runs over.

"Hey! Put her back!"

"Why?"

"Because it's the Commander! Are you going to keep her muted forever?"

"No of course not! All she has to do is wave her arm to say she needs to say something important!"

The Commander waves her arm.

"What is it?"

"As - Commander - I - order - you - to - get - me - out - of - this - golem."

"Why would we do that?"

"Because - Rytlock - will - force - you - to - because - he's - a - charr - and - they - always - listen - to - their - orders."

"Uh-oh. RUN!"

"Thanks Rytlock."

"No problem, Commander."

"I suppose it's my fault. I was in the middle of saying that Zojja was cute."

"You WHAT? Are you - I should let them put you back in, just to teach you not to say that around Zojja! Or at all!"

"Really?"

"Yes. ZOJJA!"

"Run!"

THE END

I hope you laughed enough with this chapter to tide you over 'till the next one!