Bite Me
Chapter 2
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Its night fall and the sound village is practically lit up like a fort. The sound ninja walk around confused and complaining about the bright lights. Orochimaru is slowly losing his mind (as if he hadn't lost it before). He figures that if the lights are all on to the maximum there will be no hiding places for a little rat to sneak around in. He grows more irritated with the other sound ninjas' bickering and makes a promising threat.
Orochimaru: (sweating from the heat of all the lights) Either you all shut up and deal with the damned lights or deal with me.!(he screamed)
Many of the sound ninja finally kept all their complaints down to themselves. Orochimaru walks to the giant dining room. He sits alone at the end of the extended dining room table. Alone, and staring, waiting for one of his servants to serve him his food. His eyes grow red from the straining under the bright lights. He stares at the door. Then…
Orochimaru: ACHOOOO!!
Kabuto: Don't you think it's a little bright in here? I mean the heat its generating is growing unbearable!
Orochimaru reacts with him flame jutsu at Kabuto. Luckily, it was substituted with a log (yes a log in a dining room).
Kabuto: (smiling with wide eyes) Oops, I'm sorry, that was my bad. Sneaking up on you like that. I should have known better, he he he. That would have been very ugly for me to get burnt up like that.
Orochimaru slowly turns to Kabuto with pure hate and malice in his eyes. Feeling that Kabuto is trying to get the upper hand in the situation, he quickly calms down and smiles a fake smile.
Orochimaru: Kabuto, may I ask, just ask, why you were sneaking up on me like that knowing how I'm tensed at the moment?
Kabuto: I have your dinner (he smiles with closed eyes)
Orochimaru just stares at him baffled while still trying to keep his cool and not practically eating this guy alive. Kabuto places his food on the table in front of him and stands there. Orochimaru stares at the dish for a minute then picks up the chop sticks. Feeling the awkwardness of eyes touching the top of his head he stares at Kabuto in the corner of his eyes. Kabuto just shrugs and waves with a geeky smile. For the first time in his life this is the moment Orochimaru gets creeped out.
Orochimaru: …um….
Kabuto: Hm? (Realizes that he is in Orochimaru's personal bubble) Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to be rude, sir. I'll just go on.
Kabuto walks away along side the long extended table. Orochimaru's eyes follow him until he is a good comfortable distance away and starts to eat. Kabuto's footsteps stops and there is a dead silence in the room. The silence is finally broken when the sound of the chair at the opposite end of the table scraps against the floor. The sound is as irritating as the sound of fingernails going across a chalk board. Even the great Orochimaru cringed from the extra annoying sound. Orochimaru quickly lifted his head and stared at Kabuto who had an innocent look on his face that said "what did I do?" He just waved and sat down across him. Orochimaru just stared annoyed with food in his mouth. He swallows it and continues eat. He looks up again and his eyes catch Kabuto's. Awkward silences. Orochimaru almost chokes then he clears his throat.
Orochimaru: (stands up with his food on the tray) I think I'll finish this in my room…
Kabuto :( Quickly stands up desperately) in your room? But why? What's wrong with eating in here in your dining room?
Orochimaru pauses and looks at Kabuto and smiles his infamous grin.
Orochimaru: Well, well what's with the concern all of a sudden my little silver haired friend?
Kabuto: Nothing really, I was just wondering why you all of a sudden wanted to go to your room.
Orochimaru: This is my place and I do think I can do what ever the hell I want Kabuto! I don't need to explain myself to you. (he says with a twinkle in his eye)
With that said Orochimaru walks off happily leaving Kabuto there with a blank face and a glare over his glasses.
Orochimaru finally makes it to his room. Tired by all the dips and dodges and the glaring bright lights that seem to have gained the power to drain precious chakra from one's body, he eats the last part of the food and sets it on the table.
Orochimaru: (sigh) I'm not thinking straight. I didn't think for once to check if the food was poisoned or not. It's these damned LIGHTS!! (he emits a shockwave that burst all the bulbs out) That's better…
He looks outside his balcony and tries to get his mind off the day. He contemplates his plans on resting without the worry of some one, like Kabuto, sneaking in his room. He sits on his bed thinking and before you know it he was out. He fell asleep with out accomplishing what he planned to do.
Hours pass and he is still asleep in his bed still in his day wear. He rolls over and there is a random whisper…
I can't help but to realize that you are trying to avoid me sir…
Orochimaru's eyes shoot wide open. He was face to face with Kabuto right next to him leaving about a centimeter of space between them.
Kabuto: Maybe the cheek. It'll look like, you know, one of those face tattoos that seem to be the latest fad today….so when am I gonna get it? The cursed seal?
All that was heard in the sound village was the sound of indescribable cursing that could wake the dead.
Orochimaru: GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DAMNED ROOM!!!!
Kabuto runs out of his room and the door slams so hard the surrounding light bulbs burst from the impact. Kabuto pushes up his glasses and walks off as if nothing had happened. Around the corner four eyes seemed to glow in the intense light.
Sakon and Ukon: What the Hell was that!?
Kidoumaru: I just saw Kabuto running out of Orochimaru-sama's room!
Tayuya: say what? Are you serious?
Kidoumaru: (mocks Tayuya) Duh, stupid of course I am!
Tayuya: don't start with me fag!
Sakon: (rubs his head) aw, not now you guys, it's too hot and late for that.
Ukon: I'm getting fucky pissed right now; I haven't slept with these lights and all. And that ain't good for me!
Kidoumaru: Well Jiroubou is sleeping just fine.
Sakon: Jiroubou's too stupid too realize that he's sleeping in very uncomfortable conditions.
Out of nowhere a random sound ninja creeps up behind the three.
Ninja: Do any one of you know what the hell is going ON!?
Tayuya: (gasp) Kimimaro…you're awake…?
Kimimaro: (stoically) Why wouldn't I, in these conditions? Why are all the lights on like this? I can't turn them off unless I bust the bulbs. I don't wanna do that or else Orochimaru-sama will get angry.
Sakon: Beats me, we are still trying to figure that one out.
Kimimaro: second, what was all that noise?
Kidoumaru: It was Orochimaru-sama. He slammed the door after Kabuto came running out.
Kimimaro: What?
Kidoumaru: (shrugs and places his middle arms behind his head) eh.
Kimimaro: Well it's irritating me, you guys need to figure this out and solve it. (he turns to Tayuya and stares her down)
Tayuya: (looks around hoping he's looking at someone behind her) why the hell are you looking at me like that?
Kimimaro: (with a nonchalant expression) I'm annoyed and irritated. Come with me.
Tayuya: (getting hostile) What? Me? WHY? Ask dumb nuts over there to come with you!
Kidoumaru: WHAT?
Kimimaro just stares at her with virtually no expression. He grabs her arm and drags her.
Tayuya: (trying to free her arm) Let go of me you damn pretty boy. (she turns to Sakon and Kidoumaru) You fucking idiots don't just stand there…
Sakon: Pshaw, I ain't stupid. (Turns away from her) Have fun.
Kidoumaru: (waves) Bye Tayuya!
Tayuya: You idiots, I'll kill you! I'll fucking kill you!!
Ukon: No I think you're the one who's gonna get 'killed' first (he smiles a maniacal grin)
Tayuya: NOOOO!!
Kimimaro drags Tayuya around the corner and all that was heard was the sound of a door closing.
Kidoumaru: (gives a thumb down) Game over!
Sakon: (smacks him in the back of the head) Shut up stupid, let's go. We gotta figure this stuff out in the morning.
They leave to their prison like rooms.
