I'll skip ahead to the wedding day because nothing interesting happened.
"It's time! It's time!" Alice yelled (how many times has she said that?). She dragged me downstairs. It took a little longer because I almost fell down.
The Cullens, except Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper, all looked happy to see me. Edward looked grossed out, Rosalie just kept twirling her hair, and Jasper... was well Jasper.
"Let's just get this over with." Edward muttered. He looked hot in his tux.
The priest was in the other room. How weird. Charlie bawled like a baby when he saw me and Rene was too busy with Phil to notice me.
The wedding was about to start.
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The reception. Jacob wasn't there. I wasn't expecting him to be. Seth, the needy wolf, was though. He was with his sister Leah, who was also a wolf. Except Leah wore a shirt. The other werewolves did not. Seth seemed to be wearing a shirt though, but this was probably because he was fifteen and there were a lot of creepy old men in the house.
Jacob's dad was there too. We didn't really acknowledge each other, seeing that I caused his son pain. There were also more vegetarian vampires. Friends of Cullens. Speaking of, I looked around for Edward.
He looked like a boy at a school dance. He had untucked his shirt and was standing glumly near the punch. I walked over to him.
"Hi! Call me Mrs. Cullen now!" I yelled. He grimaced.
"You're gross."
"I love you too!" I hugged him. "I'm going to steal your virtue." I whispered. He shoved me back.
"What?" He asked me. He looked disgusted.
"Nothing. Let's dance."
And so dance we did. Edward just stood stiffly with me while I contorted my body to all sorts of dance moves. Seth joined me. Except he looked like he was dancing. I looked liked I was having a seizure. The night ended with Edward taking me to the hospital. He was obviously relieved that we didn't have to do… things that married people do. Like taxes.
The doctor asked me a lot of questions and he would keep writing stuff on this clip board thing.
"Hey could you look at me when we talk and not your clip board?" I asked him. He stared at me for a long time. Then he nodded and wrote something to his clip board. I tried to sneak a peek but I was too slow. Duh. "Hey doctor! Why don't you like me?" I started crying. Beside me, Edward rolled his eyes. He left the room and I think I heard him mutter something about "All bad things happen to me." I bet he was talking about the doctor. Because Edward loves me. Duh.
