Hidan pressed the freshly lit cigarette to his lips and blew smoke into the night air, and right into the blonde-haired man's face.

"Keep that shit to yourself, yeah." Deidara spat, coughing and waving the smoke away from him.

The smoke that surrounded Deidara's head was blown away, however, by a sudden breeze that came from the miniature fan Tobi blew around his head. You would think that Deidara would be thankful for Tobi's concern about his Senpai.

"Tobi doesn't want Deidara-Senpai to get cancer!"

"Yeah..Whatever Tobi."

Everyone was constantly annoyed by Tobi's childish behavior. Most of them wondered how the hell Zetsu even got Pain to except Tobi into the Akatsuki. He didn't act anything like the emotionless killer he should have acted like. He was like a candy coated crack baby. Without the crack, of course, because 'Tobi is a good boy and doesn't do drugs.'

The four were resting outside, Kakuzu a bit apart from the group by his lonesome on the ground, sipping at a mug of coffee. They had gotten tired of Pein's bitching about the lair's current state and went outside for a breather. It wasn't their fault Itachi got pissed off when his nail polish went missing and broke things, really. It wasn't like they had told Hidan where the nail polish was, and told him to break it.

Psssht- No.. Okay maybe.

They stood (and sat) in silence, the only really noticable sound the ruffling of the trees in the wind, and the occasional slurps from Kakuzu's coffee cup. But the silence didn't last long, Tobi's attention span was very short.

"Dei-dah-ra Shen-pie."

The artist flinched, he hated when Tobi drawled out his name like that, putting little things in his name that shouldn't even be there. God damn kid.

"What, Tobi?"

Deidara's tone was riddled with annoyace, but that didn't seem very apparent to Tobi.

"I'm bored.."

The hyper orange-masked man didn't get any other response for the longest time. Hidan only kicked at the dirt in an annoyed fashion and puffed out more smoke, instead of the normal times were he would say something rude to the boy.

"Why don't you go clean up Itachi's mess, Tobi? That would make Deidara-senpai very happy." Kakuzu muttered.

Deidara could tell that the young boy was smiling under his mask at the miser's words and he grinned inwardly at Kakuzu's cleverness. Apart of him felt bad that he was letting the miser use him like that as he watched Tobi bounce away, but then again deep down he just didn't really care anymore. It was quiet either way, and it wasn't like he was sending Tobi off to his death or anything.

So, then the trio enjoyed their 'well-earned' silence; Hidan smoking away, Kakuzu sipping at his coffee and Deidara gazing at the stars. It was calm, peaceful, uneventful. That is until, A stark naked girl ran right infront of them so fast she looked like a pink streak. But not fast enough for their curious eyes to catch a very..

Ahem, lovely view.