Dark Kisame here, I've decided that the quiz show idea isn't that bad so this is the second. There's not much else to say so I guess we'll move on. Episode begin!
AKATSUKI QIZE SHOW: episode 2
(Crowd claps) Deidara walks on stage in a black tux and a clay flower. "Before we begin I'd like to announce the winner of the question, un, the question was, 'what anime is the character Ein off of?' The answer was Cowboy Bebop answered by militarynut2010. (Crowed cheers) "When you answer a question in a review, please check your Email or account messages for a message from Dark Kisame. It's because you answer correctly and you get a prize and that will tell you an anime fact. Now let us start." Deidara walks off stage.
30 seconds later.
(Crowd claps) Deidara walks BACK on stage. "Hello every one, un." (Crowd in silence) "Hmph… well today we have the returned champion, Hidan," "Surrender to Jashin!" "And last but most certainly least Kisame." "Man, shut it before I beat you with this crutch." (Crowd laughs) "Make me, cripple." "You're dead!" Kisame grabbed one of his crutches and hoped toward Deidara. Kisame still had a cast on his leg, still had the bandages around his head and eye and, a for-arm brace on the left arm. "Whoa there cripple-fish, calm down, un." Deidara said shielding his face. Kisame hopped back to his spot and put his crutch back. "Next time you will get hurt." Kisame said
"Unfortunately this episode will be simplified and shortened version due to Kakuzu's cheapness, un.–"
1 hour ago back stage
"What, No way, I an't paying no thousand dollars to broadcast a d*** quiz show." Kakuzu said. "Well we can't air it, there's too big a cast and time in it." The video manager said. "300 that all I'll pay." "NO" "What if I shorten the cast?" "500." "WHAT?… If I shorten the broadcast time and the rounds and get rid of the credits?" "WHAT NO CREDITS HOW IS EVERY ONE GUNNU KNOW WHAT WE DID?" all other Akatsuki members said. "Hmm?.. 200." "YES I'LL TAKE IT"
Current time
"Any way for the 20 point round, first question, who is the shortest member in the Akatsuki? Un." Deidara asked. *BZZZT* "Sasori." Kisame said. "Correct 20 points to the fish, un." (Crowd claps) "Next, when traveling to the hidden sand from the leaf, approximately how long does it take, un." *BZZZT* "3 days." Hidan said. "Correct, 20 points to the Jashin obsessed weird-o, un." "Say that again and see what happens, blondie." (Crowd laughs) "Err… well end of round one now a word from our sponsors, un."
(Cam closes onto a green house) out of nowhere Zutsu comes out of the ground. "Hello, and welcome to my green house please fill free to browse my large collection located at… at… I forgot." Zutsu said. (Next the cam zooms into a water park) Itachi jumps out in a top hat and cane. "Come one, come all [Psst the cameras over here] to the flaming mist water park! [He's encoring us] The only place where you can find one of the rarest species of shark to walk- I mean- swim the ocean!" Kisame fly's out of the water doing several flips. "Isn't that exiting?"
(Crowd claps and cheers) Deidara walks on stage. "Thank you for staying with us, un." "So far both contestants are tied with 20 points, un. Now for 40 points, about how many puppets does Sasori have?" *BZZZT* "Almost 300." Kisame said. "Correct he has exactly 298 and 300 was the closest, un." (Crowd claps)
"Now how many tailed beasts are there? un." *BZZZT* "NINE!" Kisame said. "Ooh I'm sorry that's wrong, un." "Ten!" Hidan said. "Correct 40 points goes to you, and it's a tie! un." (Crowd cheers) "Good thing I came prepared last question! UN!" Deidara winks to crowd. "How did I get the mouths on my hands, un?" (Crowd silent) (no answer) "Well I guess you both los-" *BZZZT* "A forbidden scroll of your village." Kisame said.
(Silence) "How the hell you know that, un?" "Heehee." "Well kisame's our winner, un." (Crowd cheers and claps) "Ha take that You shirtless freak!" "You know you're gunnu die right?" Hidan said. "Oh shit!" Kisame grabbed his crutches and… well… crutched away. "Join us next time… un…"
Sorry it was so short it was all most summer and I can't post over the summer due to the lack of internet but if all goes well I can post through the library. Well tell me what you think. And not to be pushy but please read "The Mysterious ninja" no one has even read it yet. Today's question is what did they call Naruto's mom? (her title) Till next time bye-me.
