AN: Sorry I took ages to update. I had school camp all this week and couldn't write. I have another camp next week sorry. I'll try to write whenever I can though. Enjoy!

Our first target: Rosalie

We knew exactly what we were going to do and when we were going to do it. Well, we mostly knew what we were going to. In all of our excitement we hadn't realised straight away the one flaw in our plan. Jasper and I were now brainstorming.

"We could try a normal razor..." I suggested

"That won't work. We are going to have to use our teeth Alice."

"That'll take ages! And how are we meant to get close enough to use them without her noticing?"

Jasper grinned. "We don't have to."

I cocked my head to one side.

"Together we are stronger than her."

I jumped off my bed that we were both sitting cross legged on. "This is Rosalie's hair we are talking about here. She will pull strength from places we didn't know existed to protect it. Places she didn't know existed!"

Jasper shrugged. "Then we get Bella's help. Rose can't overpower all of us, especially with a newborn to assist."

I shook my head. Bella wouldn't do it. She wasn't a mean person. A bit whiny but not mean. Maybe Emmett. He was strong. Hmm. No. He'd be much too scared of her to do anything like that.

As if on cue, I heard a door slam and then yelling.

"ROSALIE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" Emmett cried as he stormed down the stairs from his room.

"You were playing it way too much Emmett."

"SO YOU BROKE IT?"

"Woah back off. It's not like you'd get off it if I just asked you nicely."

"I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEATING THE FINAL BOSS AND YOU THROW IT AWAY? IS THAT YOUR IDEA OF ASKING NICELY?"

"It's just a game Emmett."

I head the sound of a wall denting followed by a window smashing. I looked out the back to catch a glimpse of Emmett running across the back lawn, into the forest. Probably to collect his thoughts.

Wow. I'd never seen him so angry.

Jasper smiled. "I think we just found our helper."

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Emmett was nodding excitedly as we explained our plan. "Yes yes yes I'll help. That'll show her."

Good. He was in.

"So, when do we strike?" He asked.

"Today. Fifteen hundred hours." Jasper explained.

I raised an eyebrow. "Fifteen what what?"

"It means three o'clock. Sorry, it's a military term."

I frowned questioningly.

He shrugged. "It sounds cool…"

Emmett grinned wickedly and nodded.

I backed away slightly. "You know you're scaring me Emmett."

"Anyway," Jasper continued, ignoring my antics. "3pm means we have two hours to get it all together. I suggest…"

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It was 2:58pm, or fourteen hundred fifteen eight to speak in Jasper terms. I was in position, sitting completely silently behind the couch where Rosalie was reading. She had no idea I was there. I wasn't moving or breathing. Edward and Carlisle were out on a bonding hunting trip while Esme and Bella were out buying food for the wolves. He was feigning sleep in the corner. He had insisted on staying to watch. We decided that we could trust him not to blab to Edward and ruin the fun.

I made eye contact with Jasper who was poised on the window sill behind me. I glanced at the clock. 2:59pm. I got a fresh run of adrenaline. As soon as the clock hit 3:00pm we struck. I could see Emmett's foot sticking out from the side of the couch. He was perched right under the armrest, just out of Rose's eye line. He twitched very slightly as the clock ticked slowly towards 3. Jasper must've seen it too because I felt a strange wave of calmness take me over. But it only lasted momentarily as the clock ticked down the final five seconds before strike.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

"NOW!"

Rosalie jumped in surprise and the three of us jumped onto her pinning her down. Emmett took her legs and I took her arms while Jasper tied a blindfold around her eyes.

"What the hell is going on!?" She cried in shock, struggling in vain against our three vampire body.

Jasper made the first bite, and a lock of blonde hair fell to the floor.

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Rosalie struggled harder as more locks floated to the floor.

"My turn!" Emmett screamed.

"EMMETT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Rose shrieked. "YOU DO ANYTHING TO MY HAIR AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"

Emmett began to rip huge chunks of blonde from Rosalie's head, cackling manically in the process. "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW HUH? HUH?"

Emmett was being really evil lately.

I was going to butt in and ask for a try but I was just a bit worried that Emmett would hurt me if I interrupted his fun.

All the while Rosalie was screaming and thrashing at the thought of losing her hair. A china vase fell to the floor, smashing to smithereens.

We were just about finished. A pile of blonde hair was on the floor at our feet. Jasper turned to Jacob. "I suggest you run very far very fast right now Jacob."

Jacob was gone before he finished the sentence.

"Okay, you ready guys? Three, two, one-"

And we were off. Faster than we had ever been. Well you would be too if you had a maniac chasing after you because you cut off most of her hair and it would never grow back. Of course, we had been kind enough to leave Rosalie with some of her hair. She had a nice long golden rat's tail, swishing out behind and she ran after us so she could murder us all personally.

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It took a few hours to get Rosalie to calm down, and even then she wasn't exactly calm. At least she had stopped trying to throw the couch at us.

Carlisle was not pleased. Jasper, Emmett and I were grounded. No more shopping, music, anything. We were confined to our rooms for the next two months, only leaving to hunt. But of course, being teenagers (figuratively), we managed to communicate under the radar. We had been given a taste of pranks, and we wanted more. We had considered Carlisle as a target as he had been the one to imprison us, but then again he was just doing his job as a father. We chose Edward instead, because he had gotten us the two month grounding. Originally it had been a month but then the stupid boy pointed out the broken vase that we had swept up before they got home. Edward noticed it missing, heard about it in our thoughts, found the remains in the bin and blabbed. We were not happy with him.

Now we knew who to prank, we had to decide on what to do. Everyone was out except for us, so we sat around in Emmett's room trying to think of something. So far we had a few ideas, none of them very good. Leaving a note from Bella asking him to arrange a party for her wouldn't work because he would smell us on it and he would check with Bella if it was true. Another problem was that he could hear our thoughts. We couldn't do any directly to him.

Emmett frowned, thinking hard. "We could always do something to his room…" he murmured to himself, trying to think of something in particular. Of course, he didn't need to. He had Jasper and me.

"Paint it pink and replace all his CDs with Britney Spears and S-Club 7 and Miley Cyrus!" I squealed. I was getting excited already.

Jasper nodded. "Alice, do you have any clothes from last season or something?"

Before he had finished speaking, I had run to my room and returned with an armful of pinks and frills.

Emmett burst out laughing.

"The only thing we have to sort out now is how to get paint and all the CDs. I don't suppose you have any Miley Cyrus lying around do you Jasper?" I asked casually.

Emmett laughed harder.

Jasper stopped mid punch, his eyes lighting up. "We're going to sneak out."

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