Disclaimer: Look, I don't own Inuyasha, if I did. That unmistakable sexual tension between Sesshoumaru and Kagome? It would have been acted upon. And it hasn't, so odviously, it still belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. oh yah, and on a side note, i'm not making a profit off of this.

Note: alright. The wonderful and awesome ItsyBitsySpider (on Dokuga) AKA The Sorrowful Vampress is my Beta.

Introduction

"Miss Higurashi, why are you hiding behind the loveseat?"

The jerk was laughing at her! Leading against her living room wall like he owned the place; LAUGHING at her. She was going to kill him.

"Why are you here?" she countered, peeking over the back of the dilapidated couch. "It's been 500 years; you can't still want to kill me."

"You mistake interest in your abilities as attempts on your life. If I had wanted you dead, you would already be so. I am here to make a proposal to you. "

"Uh huh? That's why you tried to melt me when we first met? It screamed 'I'm trying to kill you' to me." The corner of his mouth twitched. "Wait a minute. Back up, what kind of proposal?"

He held up an article from the classifieds that stated in large, bold letters : "WANTED: ONE SHRINE GUARD DOG"

At her heartfelt curse, his twitching lip actually curled into a smirk.