A/N: Sorry for the huge delay! I just have no idea where I planned to go with this. At all. It was an impulsive story that came as a result of an odd conversation I had. And to answer Miguel51's question: I think Matt Smith looks like a foot with bad hair covering the toes. He's just not sexy! I also got overly attached to David Tennant. I've been bitter about his regeneration since it happened. I might eventually get over it. Maybe! :D

2. Meanwhile, In The Blue Box

"I think people can see us. I'm pretty sure that the TARDIS is not invisible right now." River Song stood behind the Doctor with her hands on her hips. "Also, I feel this is not where we were supposed to end up."

The Doctor stood up straight and looked around, "What? Why do you say that? Where are we?"

"I think we're in Manhattan."

He stuck out his bottom lip and looked at the screen displaying the outside world beyond the ship that was bigger on the inside than the outside. "I meant for us to be in Manhattan."

"In 2011?" She asked him.

Scratching the back of his head, he said, "No. Not exactly. Close, but…well…no. Actually, not at all. I was aiming for New New York."

The woman with her mess of curly hair walked in a circle around the center controls of the alien craft, "Don't you think we should get going then?"

"That's the problem, you see…" He leaned forward again, rubbed his chin and pulled a lever. "There seems to be something wrong with the TARDIS."

"Look at that, Doctor…" Her voice trailed off and she pointed to the screen. "Some people can see us and some can't."

He waved a hand at her, shooing her away, "No, no…it's not that some can see us and some not. It's that some people just don't care."

"That doesn't make sense."

"It makes perfect sense. The TARDIS blends in with its surroundings."

"Doctor," she said firmly, "We're in an old London police box in the middle of the sidewalk in Manhattan, New York. We do not blend in right now."

He shook his head, "No, Dr. Song. That's the thing. I don't think the other people are seeing the police box. I think they're seeing something else."

"Which is why they don't care…" Her voice trailed off. "You mean the TARDIS is actually working correctly? Did you fix something?"

"Well…" The man wiggled around, looking uncomfortable, "I don't know…because that little group of people right there," he pointed, "They seem to notice that something is very wrong right now."

"I think we're blocking their doorway…"

The Doctor looked and adjusted his bow-tie, "It seems we are, and I think they're cops. That fellow has a gun and a badge."

"Is he going to shoot at the TARDIS? Look at the bald one…" She pointed and then they heard a knock on the doors, "He's knocking."

Making some contemplative noises, the Doctor then pulled on a few more levers and pressed another button and began circling the center console. He observed the flashing lights while River watched the small group outside. They took turns pulling on the doors and the tall man with glasses began circling – mirroring the Doctor's movement inside.

The bald man went back inside and brought out a few uniformed officers. He pointed at the TARDIS and the two men he brought out shrugged. He looked confused, and then the younger male detective began yelling at them and pointing at the TARDIS with large exaggerated hand movements. River laughed slightly.

Ending his circling, the Doctor said, "I think the TARDIS has brought us here for a reason! There must be some event happening that requires my expert assistance."

"So we're staying?"

"Yes, we are. Now let's go meet our new friends." He sauntered to the doors and swung them open wide.

The people outside all froze and looked. River followed the Doctor out into the sun and onto the sidewalk. She kept her hand on her gun, since the detectives seemed to be doing the same.

"Hello!" He exclaimed jovially and extended his hand to the bald man he assumed to be the leader, "I'm the-"

"Miss Pond!" The red-haired woman and the brunette shouted, staring at River and interrupting him.

River turned and looked behind her. Amy wasn't with them. Amy and Rory were in New New York – their original intended destination. She looked back at them, "Excuse me?"

The Doctor also turned and looked, "That's not Miss Pond. That is Dr. Song, you silly women."