It was about 11 am. I was still awake because I was reading a very exiting article in Vampire World News. It was about some mysterious vampire attac in Hogwards. They said some girl was hotted by a vampire and she died. What a weird coincidence. I was having my meal just about 8 hours ago right there! I could have been that poor girl! It is so terrible! The article also said some students teamed up to take their revenge for her. That is the real strenght of youth they have my full support in spirit. So I ordered a last cup of tea from the barman and I hanged myself up to the roof upside down as usual and I went to sleep. I had a really weird hot, sexy, goth, satanist vampire dream about myself and my magical half nakedness.

But then I woke up because I heard some non sexy weird lightning scar noise from outside. It was near midnight already. I jumped off the ceiling and I walked to the door. I opened it smexily and checked what's outside. A centaur fell off the sky and landed before me. It was weird. And then I smexy hiper heard (cute fluffy bat ears remember?) some red haired human sound. I love soulles blood so I immediately started to run there yet carefully because I knew how people usually amazed when they see my pure smexy half naked myself. I walked through the forest for like 5 minutes and then I saw two young boys. There was a black haired one with glasses. He was like 5 on the sexy scale and there was the ginger one he was like 7 on it. Im a 10/10 of course. And also hot. (Me)

So I was watching them as they angrily talked about some friend of theirs who was apparently dead and killed by a vampire. The argue made them just more sexier. Nevermind as I was there minding my own sexy business (breakfast) and that was the moment the two little boy realized I was there.

They seemed to be angry for some reason they pulled out their wands I was amazed by my own naughty thoughts. They pointed at me and shouted something like: „latinishwizarstuffroar" but I am not sure. Some lightning came out of the wands and the powers hit me. It was totally not sexy. Not sexy at all. I jumped back up and then I flown off a tree but my smexy tummy was hurt. They didn't stopped their magical still non smexy wizard thing and they blowed the branch up I was standing on. Meanwhile it turned out the ginger ones parents were vampire so he became goth, satanist and he loved converse. I gasped. But then I was fed up with this whole totally not hotty and irresponsible nonsense. Someone can be hurt with this going on. I jumped down the tree and I captured the red haired one and I flew away with him. Sexily.

I was in the air with the boy and I tried to broke his neck because he was trying to get away but accidentaly I dropped him. Oops. He fell down to the top of a tree. I was turned back for him but he shooted at me again. I've had enough I wasn't even hungry at all! I turned away theatrically and hotty and alongside my smexynessfull half naked dignity I leaved.

That's all for today. I'll try again tomorrow night. You may ask what will I do tomorrow night? The same thing I always do. Yes. I definietly will. Good night for everyone.