Well here are …. Ways to annoy and piss of Joey wheeler.
What is not so difficult because he gets pissed of very often !
But i'm really out of inspiration so i don't think its much fun T_T
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1 .tell him he's in love with kaiba
2. tell him he loves dog costumes
3. tell him his sister f*cks Tristan
4. tell him his sister f*cks duke devlin too!
5. tell him kaiba is better duelist.
6. tell him mai has got another boyfriend!
7. Call your dog 'Joey'
8. Tell him he got no friends.
9. Tell him serenity is a sl*t
10 Tell him mai is a Whore.
11. Call him your home dog.
12. Sing 'Who let the dogs out ' the whole time when your around Joey.
13. Draw a dog face on his.
14. Make a picture of Joey and Photoshop it so it looks like he is kissing yugi.
15. Tell him to go lie down or to sit and if he doesn't do it call him a bad boy.
16. Call him your little puppy.
17. Speak only in a "robot" voice
17. Reply to everything Joey says with "that's what YOU think."
18. Tell him that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training.''
19. Follow Joey and, spray everything they touch with Lysol.
20. Make dog noises when Joey walks by.
21. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in Joey's backyard, and tell him Serenity is a "spider person."
22. Signal that your conversation with him is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
23. Adjust the tint on Joey's TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
24. Set his alarms for random times, and blame on Seto.
25. Replace all his clothes with dog suits.
26. Repeat everything he says, as a question.
27. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of his roadmaps, and make sure they all lead to the middle of kaiba corps.
28. Repeat your following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
29. Give him a cape that says 'I'm a cute little puppy'
30. Put his Phone numberand a photo on a dating site for gay people.
31. Inform Joey that he exist only in your imagination.
32. Ask him what his gender is.
33. Lick the filling out of all his Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
34. Tell him that serenity is pregnant
35. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for Joey's "imaginary friend."
36. Ask Joey mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
37. Never make eye contact with him.
38. Never break eye contact with him , dogs get nerves when you stare at them.
39. Say that he and mai are only allowed to date on the 31st of September.
40. Laugh at him (even if what he says isn't funny), until it drives him mad
41. Whenever he says something, don't let him finish, interrupt him with stupid stuff like "Dog's" or "Monsters"
42. Say "Hey, Joey, is that that girl you like over there?" loudly, and point at random girl.
43. Loudly yell "EW! When was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a dog ! ''
44. When standing next to Joey, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo next to me!" Then punch him repeatedly
45. Be sure seto is around when you make fun of joey.
46. Tell him serenity can see ghost and suicide.
47. Or, yell "Help! Police! Child molestor!
48. Make obnoxious noises, and when he tells you to shut up yell "Profanity! Profanity!" and point at him
49. Follow him really, REALLY closely
50. Make farting noises behind him and hide
51. Stare at him like he is a dirty dog.
52. Tell him that you are edward and that he is Jacob and then bite him in his arm.
53. If he slaps you, yell "Child Abuse!"
54. Tell him he looks like snape.
55. Pick up trash you find, pretend to throw it away, then put it down his shirt
56. Screw around with his hair
57. Tell mai he's cheating on her with Anzu
58. Tell mai he is cheating on her with Valon.
59. Tell mai he is cheating on het with Seto.
60. Jump on his back and yell "DOGGYBACK RIDE!"
Well that was it..
I think the one of marik was much more funny ^^
Maybe if i make one of bakura it will be funny, but my inspiration is fully gone T_T
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