Fanfiction,
I refuse to say 'dear' because you really don't deserve it. I mean, since when have I been a git? Ron-bashing is the most offensive thing I've read. Not that I read fan fiction. Much.
And me and Harry? Bloody hell, he's my best friend! Not my bloody- secret lover! I'm married to Hermione and I'm loving it. And don't you dare ship my wife with Malfoy! Not Lucius, not Draco. And definitely not Snape. I'll bloody hex you, you little- well, why don't you go. eat. slugs. And if you ever, ever write me and Lavender again, I'll bloody well hurt you.
Ron Weasley
