Title: Body Swap Shenanigans
Rating:
PG
Notes:
Written for comment_fic prompt about Jack/Ianto body swap shenanigans.
Spoilers:
none
Warnings:
None, but I might warn not to eat or drink while reading. I might expand this a later point


Gwen felt like she was walking into the Twilight Zone when she entered the hub. Jack was making coffee and Ianto had his feet up on her desk, eating a biscuit and making no effort to hide that he was undressing Jack with his eyes.

"Morning?" Gwen asked, wondering if this more of their shenanigans. Role reversal was a new one and she raised an eyebrow at the matching grumbles she received from her greeting.

"Is everything all right?" Gwen looked between the men.

"Why would anything be wrong?" Ianto replied cheekily. "Thank you, Jack," the tone was too cheery to be normal Ianto as he took the full mug. "What the hell?" Ianto spat out the hot liquid. "Decaf? That is so wrong."

Jack rolled his eyes and gave a stern glare.

"Okay, you two have been spending too much time together," Gwen laughed. "Or is this a new game you are playing?"

"Naked hide and seek..."

"Went wrong."

"Very wrong."

"Just a little."

"You call this a little?"

"Come back to Earth and not Ianto and Jack's World. What are you two going on about?" Gwen looked for answers and neither was talking. "Jack?" she asked pointedly.

Jack pointed behind where Gwen was standing.

"Over here," the voice came from Ianto's body.

"You're kidding me?" Gwen had to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

"Does it look like we are joking?"

"Was fun for the first hour or two."

"Then it got a little creepy."