Chapter 1- And So It Begins
In Jin: The Devil of Light, it seemed that our heroes were going to become happy couples. Jin and Julia, Hwoarang and Nina and finally Steve and Christie, but shit happens.
Jin stopped talking to Julia after he got the Mishima Zaibatsu. No one knows why.
Nina joined Jin with the hopes of finding Anna. She felt that being with Hwoarang would put him in danger.
Christie became depressed when she found out that Eddy joined Jin's group and locked herself in her apartment.
Julia, Steve and Hwoarang head to their favorite bar, The Beaten Wang, and try to have some fun but...
Julia: It's just not the same guys. Without the others, it just looks like I'm washed up and trying to get drunk with you guys with the hopes of a threesome tonight.
Hwoarang: Jeez, give it at least three months before we talk about reaching that point.
Julia :*kicks Hwoarang in the balls* THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Steve: Yeah. All we do is drink beer. We're missing that something that makes drinking here better than getting something from my fridge.
Hwoarang: *struggles to get up* I think it's called laughter. You know that thing people do when they hear your accent.
Steve: Wanna sleep in a hospital tonight?
Julia: Guys. I like The Beaten Wang. I don't want to get kicked out of here like we did at Roger That.
*Julia's flashback*
Steve: You spilt beer all over my imported British things!
Hwoarang: You drank beer using my helmet!
Jin: How can something like that be imported?
Julia: His shoes and pants, not his penis.
Jin: Ohhhh. *Steve and Hwoarang start exchanging blows* Well now they're fighting.
Nina: And here comes the owner.
Roger walks in and tries to separate them but takes a kick from Hwoarang and a punch from Steve to his neck. Roger gets knocked unconscious.
Christie: Is he dead?
Hwoarang: *Starts poking Roger* Hey owner. Wake up. Get me a beer.
Nina: Poking him won't help. *Starts doing medical stuff that assassins might learn to relocate their own parts* Call a hospital!
Roger was rushed to the hospital. His wife decided not to press charges since Nina's medical "treatments" kept him alive until an ambulance came or so the paramedics said, but they were banned from Roger That.
*Flashback ends*
Hwoarang: It's too bad he died while heading to the hospital.
Steve: What were we fighting about that day?
Hwoarang: I don't remember but I thought Nina healed him.
Julia: Don't you guys remember?
*Another one of Julia's flashbacks*
Roger is loaded onto an ambulance and sent to the hospital.
Nina: Too bad I couldn't save his life.
All: WHAT?
Christie: But you made him seem so alive.
Julia: How did you do that?
Nina: I worked on his three most important parts.
Steve: His heart, his brain and his…OH GOD!
Hwoarang: Whoa! That's definitely cheating and wrong!
Nina: I didn't do that. He only stared.
*From Roger's POV*
Roger: (thoughts) Oh man. Humans really do have better ones than kangaroos. Son this must be what you strive for. Goodbye cruel world.
*Exit Roger's POV*
Jin: Wait. What's the third part?
All: *Face palm* Ugh!
Christie: His penis. Duh!
Jin: Ohhhh! Ugh! Eww!
*Flashback ends*
Steve: Thinking about the past has made me too depressed to kick his ass. *Sits down*
Hwoarang: *Chugs a bottle and then starts crying* I remember when Jin used to fall on top of me randomly in the last fanfic. Now Jin's only on top of me in my dreams.
Wang: *walks by and hears that* Parents don't beat their kids enough these days. Back in my day, parents arranged the marriages. No chance to think about boys on top of each other.
Steve: Hey Wang. Call a cab please? Come on Hwoarang. You've had too much to drink. Let's go. *Supports Hwoarang on his shoulder and leaves some cash on the table* This ought to cover our part of the bill. Don't drink too much.
Wang: *Calls a cab* Ok it'll be outside in like 5 minutes. Let me help you carry him. *Starts supporting Hwoarang alongside Steve*
Steve: Old man. I got him. Go back to running this place.
Wang: Che. Young people these days. Too prideful for an old man's help. In my day, it was an honor when someone older than you offered a helping hand. It meant you were respected.
Julia watches Steve and Wang carry Hwoarang to a cab and get him inside. Steve gets in and the cab leaves. Suddenly, Lei approaches Julia's table.
Julia: I'm not drunk enough. Try some other chick.
Lei: Sorry, but I've got something important to talk to you about. It's about Jin.
Julia: I'm listening.
Lei: There's a reason that Jin hasn't been able to talk to you.
Julia: Let me guess. With his money and power, only supermodels are allowed to ride his royal highness.
Lei: Wow, you're mean when you're drunk.
?: *starts stepping out of the shadows* I think her mother can do a better job. *Steps into the light and shows herself*
Julia: Mom? Maybe I am drunk enough.
Michelle: *pinches Julia* Don't worry. I'm real. Lei, let me explain what's going on…
