This better work. ;c.
Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Mkay.
PERCY POV
YES! THANK YOU NICO FOR TRYING AND FAILING TO EMBARRASS ME! I don't think the smile that's plastered on my face will leave anytime soon. Not that I care. But then I start to worry. Did Annabeth only kiss me out of adrenaline? What if it was only an in the moment thing? Well, I guess we'll just have to find out..
I'll make Annabeth jealous. Then I'll know for sure. What am I talking about? That wouldn't help. I'm overthinking this. Why is romance so COMPLICATED? Ugh.
As everyone stares at me I realize that I've been in la-la land for who knows how long. Whoops.
"Malcolm, truth or dare?" I hope he doesn't say truth, that would just suck.
To my luck, he said dare.
"I dare you to walk up to Clarisse and pretend you're her soulmate," I grin, this'll be good.
Malcolm gulps and begins to walk off to the Ares cabin. We all follow.
At the Ares cabin PERCY POV
We find Clarisse sitting in her cabin admiring her blades. And she's with Chris, her boyfriend. Perfect.
Malcolm walks up to Clarisse, "Is that you?"
"What the hell, Malcolm? Get the hell out." Clarisse snarls.
Malcolm swoons, "It's you, my love! Oh! Oh, I've been searching for you! Remember that one night stand a year ago? Oh it was magical."
"What is he talking about, Clare?" Chris asks, anger pouring his words. We all snicker from outside the cabin.
"Haven't you heard?" Malcolm begins, "Clarisse my beauty and I are getting married! We were meant for each other. Oh Clarisse." Malcolm fans himself. He's screwed. Oh well.
Annabeth whispers something that only everyone outside the cabin and Malcolm can hear, "Kiss her."
Malcolm looks terrified. Purely terrified. He walks up Clarisse and kisses her smack on the lips. And then runs off for his life.
Clarisse and Chris run after him, "GET BACK HERE YOU NO GOOD FREAK!" Chris yells, closing in on Malcolm.
Outside the Ares cabin
"Well," Annabeth claps her hands together, "He's a goner."
"Pretty much," Thalia agrees. Silena and Katie stifle their laughter.
"So.." Nico trails off.
Back in the Hermes cabin NICO POV
"I'll take Malcolm's turn," Grover offers, "Since I haven't had a turn yet." No one objects.
"Percy, truth or dare?"
"Dare.." Percy says warily. I hope he knows better than to believe Grover will go easy on him just because they're friends.
"I dare you to call your dad while we make sex noises in the background." What the hell?
Percy doesn't look fazed, "Gods don't have phones."
Grover laughed, "Someone hand me a phone." Thalia hands him her hidden phone. He dials a number, "Ever heard of 1-800-OlympianExpress? Oh, and put it on speaker."
Percy gulped, "Just hand me the phone.." Percy takes the phone from Grover just as Poseidon picks up.
"Hello? Sea dude here." Poseidon greets. Self centered much? (Hey, if you're easily grossed out, skip this part. ._.)
"Hey dad.. It's Percy.."
Grover moans, "Oh, Katie! Ohh!"
Katie tries to hide her laugh, "Grover, mm!"
Everyone begins to make odd noises like "Uhh!"
Annabeth moans, "Percy please come back to us."
Poseidon clears his throat, "I see you're busy, Perseus?" From the phone background we can hear Aphrodite laugh.
Percy facepalms himself, but before he can reply, I speak up. "Percy's very -oohh- busy pleasuring me!"
Athena takes the phone and starts yelling before Percy can hang up. "Annabeth Chase! How dare you go and- and do that with a fish spawn of Poseidon?!"
Annabeth grins, "But mom!"
Percy hangs up, "Oh, I hate you Grover."
"Love you, too, Perce." Grover smirks innocently.
By now Travis has returned back to a human and is passed out on his bed. I can see that Percy has an idea.
"Katie," He says, "Truth or dare?"
Had to repost this and change something, sorry. I think this chapter's kind of crappy, tell me how you like it in a review? c;
