"OK SERIOUSLY AUTUMN STOP TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS JUST TO SCARE ME!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAH! I CAN'T! IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY!"
"AUTUMN IT'S TIME TO START THE DARES! TURN THEM ON!"
"FINE!"
Once again fire lit up the room revealing Autumn and LFE. "Seriously Autumn you have to
stop doing that!" LFE said clenching her fists, her cheeks slightly red. Autumn laughed and
reclined in the air.
"What are you gonna do to stop me?"
"…JUST STOP DOING IT! Besides, they're here!" LFE pointed directly at the people reading
this. "We have to get this story started! And it can't start every time with us arguing!"
"Yes it can. I bet these guys find this amusing don't they?" Autumn asked turning to the
readers. In response there was clapping and cheering and one person threw two dollars. After
both authors pocketing half the money LFE huffed.
"Can we just get started? PLEASE?" she whined. Autumn sighed.
"Fine, let's bring in the characters!" she waved her hand and a bunch of people filled the
room. They were all characters from Gravity Falls. Mabel, who was knitting a sweater got up
and grinned.
"WHOA WHERE ARE WE?! WHAT'S THIS PLACE?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" At the last part she pointed at the two authors and the readers. Both authors grinned and waved at
everyone.
"Hi! I'm Autumn—" Autumn began.
"—And I'm LFE—" LFE continued.
"—And we're hosting a—" Autumn continued.
"—Ask and Dare story—" You probably get the gist.
"—With all the characters of—"
"GRAVITY FALLS!" both authors finished throwing their hands in the air. Dipper stared at them and narrowed his eyes.
"Why are you finishing each others sentences?" he asked, obviously freaked out. LFE
"We thought it would be a cool way to introduce ourselves," she explained. Autumn nodded.
"Yup! So anyways, now that you're here we get to start the asks and dares!" she said
cheerfully. Stan narrowed his eyes.
"Will there be money involved…?"
"Yep!" Autumn answered. LFE smacked her forehead.
"Wait Autumn we forgot something!" she said. Autumn frowned.
"What?" she asked.
"WE HAVE A NEW HOST!" the other author exclaimed. Autumn grinned.
"OH YEAH!" a microphone appeared in her hand. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PLEASE WELCOME! THE WORD NERD 424!" she boomed into the microphone. LFE snapped her
fingers and there was a bright flash.
Once everyone could see again a girl with brown hair, caramel colored highlights, blue eyes, a
black t-shirt with "Born a monster hunter' printed across it, a turquoise sleeveless hoodie,
jeans, sneakers, and a Dipper Pines hat appeared. She looked around, realized where she
was, and waved cheerfully, "Hi there I'm The Word Nerd 424 but you can just call me Alyssa!"
she said.
Autumn waved, "Hi Alyssa welcome to our Ask and Dare story!" she beamed. LFE grinned.
"Yeah! Welcome! Just try not to be attached to Dipper this whole story now, there are other
fangirls out there, including me!" she joked. Alyssa grinned.
"DIP-A-LYSSA! DIP-A-LYSSA! DIP-A-LYSSA!" she chanted. She turned to the readers, "AM I
RIGHT GUYS?!" Some people in the audience chanted with her. Autumn grinned.
"Ok guys really we have to get started!" she reminded them. LFE nodded.
"Yup! Oh and just a little info for all you readers out there, we do have another host, but we'll introduce them in the next chapter!" she said. Bill laughed.
"I KNOW WHO THE HOST WILL BE! IT'LL BE—"
"SHUT UP BILL YOU CAN NOT BE A SPOILER FOR THESE PEOPLE!" LFE shouted loud
enough to block out what Bill was saying. Autumn nodded.
"ONTO THE DARES!" she cried. "This first one is from A Random Surprise!" she waved her
hand and in shimmery color changing words the first dare appeared.
I Dare Dipper And Wendy To Kiss
LFE whooped in excitement, "WHOO WE GOT SOME WENDIP DARES UP IN HERE!" she cried. Dipper face turned a bright cherry red.
"W-WenDip?" he squeaked.
The author nodded vigorously, "Yes! It you and Wendy's ship name, well, there's also Wipper
but I like WenDip better! Oh yeah, I'M A SHIPPER OF THESE TWO FOLKS!" Wendy walked
out from the crowd of characters and up to Dipper, she kneeled down by him and smirked.
"Ready dork?"
Dipper only let out a squeak so instead he nodded. Wendy leaned in and gave him a kiss and
right as she did Mabel and LFE snapped a picture.
"SCRAPBOOK-URTUNITY!" they both cried. Autumn rolled her eyes.
"Oh WenDip shippers.." she muttered with a smirk. Alyssa had turned away her fists
clenched, trying to keep her cool. The two characters pulled away and Wendy ruffled Dippers
hair playfully. He blushed and she walked over to her friends (Robbie not included of course).
"Is it over?" Alyssa asked.
"Yeah, it's over," Autumn replied.
"Sadly…" LFE sighed. Autumn grinned.
"C'MON PEOPLE WE HAVE MORE DARES AND ASKS!" she cried. "These are from
Gravityfalls11!" Once again she waved her hand and the next dare appeared.
Can I Be A Host? I Also Have A Dare! Everybody Eats 100 Packs Of Smile Dip!
Mabel gasped, "SMILE DIP! NOOOOOOOOO!" she started to run in circles knocking everyone in her path over. LFE shrugged. "It's not that bad, you just get a killer stomachache after you're done with those fun little
hallucinations," she said.
"You've tried it?" Pacifica asked wrinkling her nose.
"I was a trier of many things…" the author replied dramatically staring off into the distance.
Autumn drove in with a pick-up-truck full of Smile Dip.
"SMILE DIP! SMILE DIP COMIN' THROUGH!" Alyssa shouted.
Mabel screamed in terror.
Half an hour later!
Alyssa pointed at the wall, "ONWARDS GIANT SMILE DIP DOG!" she cried and jumped through it leaving a Alyssa shaped hole in it. Mabel was upside down on a couch grabbing at
nothing. Dipper sat next to her pointing at something.
"PANCAKES ARE PEOPLE TOO!" LFE screamed. Soos was laying face down on top on a
table which he had jumped on and smashed. He wasn't moving.
Autumn laughed insanely, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD TONIGHT!" she said evilly her eyes facing different directions.
"HEY YOU STOLE MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION!" LFE cried.
Another half an hour later!
Everyone groaned in pain after the Smile Dip fantasy wore off. "Why do I feel like I've jumped through a wall…?" Alyssa asked. "Probably because you have," Autumn replied pointing at the Alyssa shaped hole in the wall.
LFE groaned.
"Why do I want pancakes…?" she mumbled.
"Oww…owww my stomach…" Mabel and Dipper whined.
"I feel nothing," Soos said with a glazed look in his eyes. Autumn weakly waved her hand and everyone's pain disappeared.
"YAY I'M OK NOW!" Alyssa cheered.
"AND I AM GETTING PANCAKES!" LFE beamed randomly.
"Guys we have to hurry. We're on a tight schedule here, I hate to say it but a bunch of other
people need to do their shows here and we're just part of the crowd." Autumn said pointing at a bunch of people who waited outside by the door with a bunch of other characters and
cameras.
Everyone sighed and nodded and the author waved her hand, "Ok, this is from
GravityFallsChick," she said.
Can Mabel Bedazzle Dipstick's Face? (Remember LFE?)
Mabel grinned and brought out a comically large be-dazzler, "Of course I can!" she beamed
and pinned Dipper down. "NOW HOLD ON BRO-BRO I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AWESOME!"
"NO NO NO MABEL NOOOOOOO!"
LFE snickered, "Oh course I remember," she said and grinned. After a few minutes of
screaming and shoving and fine stones flying everywhere Mabel was done, the shiny stones
covered every inch of Dipper's face. He crossed his arms and scowled.
"Ok guys, well, I think those are all our dares and stuff for now! This is Autumn—" Autumn "
"—And LFE—"
"—And Alyssa—"
"—SIGNING OFF!" all the authors cheered and threw their hands in the air. The lights went out again.
"REALLY AUTUMN?!"
"YUP!"
'Sup guys It's LFE Here! Yup, I'm Writing This Thing With Autumn! One Chapter It's her!
Next One It's Me! So Yeah, Just Send Autumn And I More Dares And Asks! And Keep
This Story Alive! Next Time We Introduce Another Host! BYE!
Dipper: W-Will We Have More WenDip? *Scared*
Me: Probably, And some MaBill, too.
Mabel: What's That?
Me: *Evilly* Oh You'll see...
Hey, guys! Just a side note from Autumn and The Word Nerd 424 here:
"Okay everyone! I have an announcement I would like to make! Me and Autumn made a bet and you guys gotta help me out here! So we were just PMing and Autumn here said nobody likes Autull. I KNOW she loves it! She LOVES Bill! Yeah, Autull is a ship for her and Bill. AND IT. IS. AWESOME! LIKE DIPLYSSA! And I said I love it! Here's The PM:" "But that's you! Ya know what? Let's make a bet. If I get 15 comments or PMs on our ask and dare from different people about loving Autull, then I'll put "I love Autull, and Diplyssa" on my profile." "Okay guys! In case you don't know, Diplyssa is a ship with me and Dipper! Yeah, you know you love it! But anyways, we changed 15 comments to 10, so PLEASE HELP! THANK YOU ALL! DIPLYSSA AND AUTULL FOR LIFE!"
