Mini Mori: Mori-chan and Tenka-chan Dont Own Naruto!

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Character Info: That will Appear in Each Chapter.

Name: Rachelina Gonzalez

Japanese NickName: Kurai-chan.(Dark-chan)

Age: 18

Personality: Serious , Intelligent , Shy , Calm , Blunt.

Likes: Books , Playing Piano , Soap Operas.

Characteristics: Black Hair and Purple Eyes. Pale skin , Slim Body. 5'8 feet breast.

Cousin: Liliana Gonzalez

Name: Liliana Gonzalez

Japanese NickName: Hari-chan.(Crystal-chan)

Age: 18

Personality: Cheerful , Air-Headed , Idiotic Sometimes , Bubly and Loud , Innocent , Serious sometimes...

Likes: Anime , Candy , Dancing.

Characteristic: Purple Hair and Black Eyes. Pale Skin , Slim Body. 5'9 feet tall. Big Breast.

FACT: Rachel dosen't know about Anime , Because she's a Studyholic and Lily is secretly Scary.


Chapter 2: Found Out AND DUDE! BACK AWAY FROM THE MANGA!

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The Orange Leader Chipmunk was looking at the Manga at Scarlet's Bed , The Tittle was; "NARUTO" It was Oddly Strange to See the Nine Tailed Host. He Opened the Manga with his tiny Paws and turned Page to Page , This was How Sasori Died which hadn't Happen yet, He's Chipmunk Ringed Eye's Narrowed in Shock. " Everyone. Come Here." He Ordered , Everyone then went Over and Sasori Eye's Narrowed along with the Other's.

"WHAT THE FU-" Hidan's Out Burst was cut off by a Fenime Voices.

"MELODY!"

"SCARLET! I HAVEN'T SEE YOU SOO LONG!"

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Scarlet's POV.

Me and Melody Hugged like Crazy! We haven't seen other for SOOO LONG... Okay Maybe I just Seened her like two days ago but that didn't Matter! Me and Melody broke our 'Insane Hug of Friendship *Cough Cough Doom cough*."Okay Where are the Weirdly Colored Chipmunks?" She asked exicitedly jumping up and down making her Boobs doing the same thing. Man if I was a Dude I'd Molest her right now...Okay where did that though came from? By the Way Melody had Blonde Hair and Lighting Blue Eyes , She was wearing a Red Shirt with a Red Skirt with White Shorts underneat.

" There upstairs come on!" I said grabbing her Bags and We jogged over to my Room , I Opened the door to find my Chipmunks staring at us.

.the ...Okay well the Silver One , The Blue One and the Blonde were staring at Melody's Jumping Form.

That is Sooo...Creppy...But not as Creppy as Orochimaru or Steve...*shivers*

Melody then Leaned in and whispered. " Why the Heck are the they Staring at us?"

" Well , Tenka-chan. .Know. And More Importantly Those Three Chipmunks the Blue , Silver , Blonde Ones got the Hots for ya!" She looked at me then the Said Chipmunks then back at Me.

"What?"

I Face Palmed.

" Your as Crazy as Tenshi-chan , When she was Having a Sugar rush , Mori-chan." I then Shuddered , Lily + Sugar = Highly possiblelitie I Die from Crazyness.

The Chipmunks were looking at us like we Were Crazy like the School Discribes us.I then crinckled My nose in disgust , She looked at Me. " Is there something wrong?"

I shooked my Head."Nah , The Chipmunks just need Baths."

"What?"

I Slapped My Forehead of her Stupidity.

" They just stink."

" Oh."

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TimeSkip

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Melody's POV.

So After , We Bathe the Chipmunks. We Dried them and Now Where are in Mori-chan's Room , Me and Mori-chan we're arguing. So Far The Chipmunks we're discovering things , I Jumped Realizing Something.

Making Mori-chan hit the Floor. Face First. I Laughed and then looked at her. I Cant Believe we forgot the Important Part of Having a Pet! " Mori-chan! We totally Forgot something Important!" I shouted at her. Itai! My Lungs Hurt...

She looked at Me with Lazily and Boredly. " Really what?" I Twitched...She's so Lazy well I dont blame her , She got one of her Father's traits.

" The Names , duh."

"Ah."

" So What do we Name them?" I asked.

She looked over to the Little Red Haired and picked him up , " Ya know , These Chipmunks Remind me of the Akatsuki." You know when you think about they do , Remind me of the Akatsuki. I Went over to picked up the Blonde one and put him on my Lap , sratching his ear and he Purred I Repeat Purred That is sooo Cute!

" Your sooo Kawaii! You Remind Me of Deidara!" Then I Notice the Chipmunks Perk up. I just Dismissed it." I'll Name you...Cupcake!" He glared at Me. Can Chipmunks can Even Glare? and Jumped off of my Lap and I swear some of the Chipmunk's Laughed.

Then Mori-chan grabbed her Phone and Dialed a Number." Who are you Calling?" I Asked curious.

"Rachel and Lily." Was her Answer. Kurai-chan? and Hari-chan?

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Chipmunk's POV.

" I cant freaking Believe , She Named me CUPCAKE What the Kind of Name is That , un?!" Deidara/Cupcake Complained as Kisame , Hidan Laughed.

" Dont worry , Sempai! Tobi thinks Your Name Suits you!" Tobi said. Poor Tobi , He was now Chased around by Fuming Deidara.

" Who are you Calling?" Melody's Voice rang and the Curious Akatsuki turned to Scarlet who had these Strange Devices on her Ear.

" Rachel and Lily." Was her Answer.

"Who the fuck is Rachiko and Liro?" Hidan asked.

" It's Rachel and Lily , Hidan." Corrected Itachi.

" I dont fucking Care." Hidan countered.

" Hey! Kurai-chan! Is Hari-chan With you? Sugoi! Come over to my House! Yeah Yeah! Mansion! Just Come over I got these New Chipmunks! AND YES THEIR KAWAII JUST COME!"

BEEP

A Beep was heard Making the Akatsuki Chipmunks Jump a bit.

" I think it's a Device to Contact People , Leader-sama." Answered Konan.

" I see."

Scarlet turned to Sasori and Picked Him up." He's so Small and Kawaii! I'll Name Him Raspberries!" Sasori twitched , Who the heck gives a Chipmunk a name Raspberries?! He though annoyed.

Deidara laughed at his Danna's Misery." Haha! That's what you get for Mocking me , un!"Sasori glared at Deidara as He continued to Laugh , Hidan and Kisame soon Joined him of Laughing at Sasori's Misery.

A Knock was Heard on the Door as Scarlet Shouted." Come in!" And the Door Opened to Reveal Two Girls. One had Lavender Hair and Black Eyes and was Bouncing up and Down and it seems a Certain Akatsuki Member *Cough* He wears a Mask *Cough* stare at her , She where's a A Yellow Sleveless Shirt with a Blue Tie , With a Light Orange Long Sleve Jacket above , A Blue Skirt with Orange Shoes. The other Had Raven Hair That could Rival Itachi's and Lavender Eyes , She was Reading a Book , She wore a Dark Red Dress with Black Shorts underneat them , With Red Low Heels.

They Must be , Lily and Rachel. Lily then Spotted Melody and Tackled Hug her. " Tenka-nee-chan! Hari misses you soo much! Kurai-chan was sooo Boring! She's like a Human Statue like Mori-chan when she was on her Time on the Months!" She says exicitedly and childishly. Damn! She's like a Female Tobi! The Akatsuki Chipmunks though while Tobi was Squeaking to be picked up by Lily.

Rachel sighed at Lily as She picks up Tobi petting him in Process. Melody then spoked. " Come on! Kurai-chan , Hari-baka! Name some Chipmunks Only One! And Mori-chan will decide who would Name the rest , Nya~!" Rachel just smirked and picked up Itachi.

She hummed." I Think I'll Name him...Ermine." Itachi twitched in Annoyance as Kisame , Hidan and Deidara laughed at his Misery.

Scarlet looked at her." Seriously?"

Rachel nodded Hm'ing. Melody looked over at Scarlet , Lily was Destracted by Tobi's Cuteness. Scarlet knowing what Melody is going to ask answered to the Quite Question." Ermine means Black Weasle. And Rachel says that he looks like one." The Loud Akatsuki Members Laughed , Some Chuckled , Some Smirked.

Melody nodded as It was Lily's Turn." Hari Names him Orange Dash!" She said gesturing the Orange Faced Chipmunk who was running around , Liking it's Name and Pissed the Hell off Deidara.

Scarlet lazily looked at Tobi for a Second." Ya know when you look at him , He is Dashing around." She says." Well , I'll name the Orange and Indigo Ones , Tenka , You'll Name the Silver and Brown Ones , Hari you'll name the Ying and Yang One , Kurai you'll Name the Blue One." Scarlet ordered Stricly. The Three Girls Mock Salute at Scarlet who Grinned and had an Amused Twinkle in her Eyes that says. "Oh Yeah! Im the Boss!"

She Looked over to the Two She decided to name Herself and picked them up."The Girl's Blueberry and the Guys Lion." Sitting them Down , They Both Pein And Konan liking their names.

"I Like the Girl's though I Dont Understand the Orange one's Name , Why the heck Lion?" Melody stared at her , asking.

She Shrugged." He act's like a Leader." Was her answer.

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Rachel's POV.

Scarlet just Shrugged." He act's like a Leader." Was her Answer. I Just pet Ermine , Yes I know he's annoyed about the Name I Gave him. Infact he looks like a Weasel Himself , As I continue to Pet him Scarlet Picked up Raspberry and Cooed about him being so Small and Cute , I Smirked in amusement as the Chipmunk's Eye twitched.

Melody picked up the Silver Chipmunked who hissed and tried to Stractch her. Melody glared at him." If you keep doing that then I'll Name You Pookie-McDonalds." Wow , I just smirked , Lily Laughed , Scarlet just chuckled at them. The Silver Chipmunk Continued to Hissed and Stractch her-Tried and Failed- Melody just droped Him." Bad Chipmunk! That's it! I'll Name you Kibble-Ass-Pookie." She huffed and went to the Brown Chipmunked who did nothing but Stare at Melody's Expensive Necklace that had been Bought by Her Mother. "I'll just Name you Money-Whore-Bambi."And it seems she just noticed the Brown Chipmunk was staring at her Necklace. She just dropped him When He Hissed at her.

Lily then Showed us the Black and White Chipmunked and Named him." I named him...Dice-chan!"

I nodded and Picked up the Blue One who kept Staring at Scarlet's Fish Tank.I Snapped my Fingers , He Snapped his head Towards Me.I just smirked in Amusement. "I'll Just Name you Jaws."The Chipmunk then went off of my hands and went to the Emo-Corner Scarlet Created a Minute ago. Raspberry , CupCake , Kibble-Ass-Pookie , Money-Whore-Bambi , Ermine and Dice-chan were in the Emo-Corner , Sulking.

Scarlet put Raspberry on her Lap and kissed his Forehead...

POOF

The Smoke cleared and their Stand , Sasori Akasuna...Well At least He have some Shirt and Pants on.

Scarlet went Red as Her Hair and Fainted.I Looked at Ermine , If That's Raspberry then...Ermine is...ITACHI?!

My Face went Red , and I backed Away. Okay I dont know about Anime but Scarlet Intruduce Us the Akatsuki I Immedietly fell in love with Itachi. I Repeat Im Only an Itachi Fan , Okay I like the Akatsuki but that's all , not the Show , Or Other Animes.

Sasori just looked at her Annoyed and looked at Me , then Back at Lion , Lion just squeaked Orders. I restrained myself of Laughing by Biting my Lips. I looked around and Melody and Lily also Fainted. I gulped , As Sasori went forward." Leader-sama , would appeariate if you would turn everyone back to Normal." Me being an 'Human Statue' As Lily calls me , Nodded and slap Scarlet Awake , Making her Slap me back and sit up.

She rubbed her temples slowly." Ugh...What the Heck Happen?"

I Closed My Eyes." Sasori-san poofed in your Lap and you Fainted which is kind of Impossible."

"What? Sasori? Appeared in my Lap?" She asked blushing a bit.

" No the Fact that you Fainted , Sure. You Sleep and took Naps but Fainted? Now That is Impossible , You do know that Lily and Amber have been Waiting for you to Faint sense Age 15." I Answered. She nodded and went to picked up Konan , Hidan , Pein , Kakuzu and Deidara. I Just sighed and Picked up Itachi , Kisame , Zetsu and Tobi.

After We kissed all the AKatsuki Members in the Foreheads , We were all Sitting on the Floor , And Melody was talking to Deidara about How Awesome Art is and it's a Bang. Scarlet was talking to Sasori about Art and How Stupid Blondes are. Itachi was Reading one of Scarlet's Shakespeare Books. Kisame was watching Scarlet's Fish Tank. Lily was playing Patycake with Tobi.

Scarlet stopped talking with Sasori , And Strict Persona turned on."Alright , Mind Telling us. How the Heck did you guys got here?"

Pein nodded." Tobi and Deidara found a Crystal Rainbow colored Rose-." Pein was cut off by Scarlet.

" Woah Woah Woah Woah Wait. You mean to Tell me that. This Idiotic-Orange-Lover." She pointed to Tobi."Found a Crystal Rainbow Colored Rose?! What the hell?!"

Pein glared." As I was saying. Tobi being the Idiot he is , Showed us the Rose and Pulled the Petals out and Conviced us to Pull some of it also and it sucked us in." He said.

Scarlet turned to Melody." HA! I told ya so! When you pull the Special Colored Roses Petals Bad Things Happen!" She said in a I-told-you-so tone.

Melody huffed and turned away pouting. I sighed , Pein then spoked." How Did you know us if were from a Different World?"

" You guys were created by a Person Named Mamashi Kishimoto here , and it Became a Famous." I answered before Scarlet done.

Before Pein could Speak , Hidan .If I May Comment." WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KISHIMOTO BASTARD?!" As He grabbed the Manga and was about to Ripped it Apart in Fury.

Scarlet went to her Closet and Grabbed a BaseBall Bat , Swinging it furiously."Woah Woah Woah Woah! Dude! Back away from the Manga!" She shouted Furiously.

Hidan Glared at her , Challenging her." And If I fucking dont?"

She cracked her Knuckles." Then You shall Pay the Conciqunces!"

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CRACK

" Scarlet! You shouldn't Be Fighting them! Their S-rank Criminal!" Melody Shouted , not wanting destruction even though, She wanted Explosions around the House.

" Oh! Melody! Why dont you shout it to the World that Their are S-rank Criminals with us?" I asked Sarcasticly Rolling my Eyes , Is she going to Scream to the World or Something? Melody Glared at Me and huffed.

" S-rank Smex-ranks! Their In my Property! And They WIll Listen to my Rules if they Like it or Not!" Scarlet shouted , Ready to Smack Hidan to the Hell.

Kakuzu stopped counting his Money to see , What is going on. Lily Answered him skipping over to sit in the Bed." Moriko-chan and Hidan-san are going to Fight over Moriko-chan's Manga Book which is Very Percious to her!" She said Cheerfuly.

Kakuzu nodded." Bet who going to win?" He asked , I though about it and grabbed $10 dollars.

" $10 for Scarlet."

Melody just grabbed $15 dollars and spoke." Scarlet for $15."

Kisame followed." $20 dollars for Hidan."

Deidara soon joined." $25 for Hidan , un. Even though I Hate him."

And the Akatsuki and the Girls were now watching Scarlet and Hidan Wrestle in her Room , Scarlet Winning by Smacking him in Motherly Fashion with her Won , She fist Pumped and layed down to Bed sleeping soundly. I sighed and put the Baseball bat at the Closet.

Kisame and Deidara were Gaping at the Scene Before them and then Laughed.

" DAMN! HIDAN! You got Beaten by a Girl! un!"

"Wow...Hidan , You got ran sacked by someone who hadn't even have Ninja Experiance , A Girl Nonetheless."

Hidan glared." Shut the fuck up you fucking Pansies!"

" Well Sense , Scarlet's Asleep , I shall asigned you to your Rooms the , Sense you guys got nowhere else to go. Sasori , Deidara you got the Room next to Scarlet's on the Right , Itachi , Kisame got the Room on the Left. Hidan , Kakuzu , you got the Room on the front side of her Room. Pein , Konan you got Scarlet's Parent's Room , Zetsu...You got the Garden , Tobi...Sleep in a Room on the right side of Kakuzu's and Hidan's , Kay?" The Akatsuki nodded/Grunted/Silent Yesed and went to their Rooms.


"Scarlet What are you Planning?"

" Were gonna Jump."

"WHAT?!"

" I said We-."

" We Heard You the Last time! But are you nuts?! We're going to DIE! I Would rather go to JaiL!"

"Hell Naw! Im not going to JAIL! It Means Severy Things! And One of them is Mom going Ape-shit on Me! SO My Only Choice is to Jump!"

" Scar-AHHHH!"

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" See? We're awesomely Safe!"

" I cant believe it..."


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