AUTHOR'S NOTE- Hi!! This is Anna!! I'd just like to dedicate this chapter to the real life Nick ,who, with his boring voice was the inspiration for this story.
We love you Nick!
DISCLAIMER- I still don't own anything, but I'm plotting!
CHAPTER 2
ALICE'S POINT OF VIEW
"Hurry up Edwardo! We're going to miss the bus!" I yelled as we sprinted down the street (well, everyone except Bella sprinted, Bella stumbled)
"DON'T CALL ME EDWARDO!" Edward roared just as everyone leapt onto the bus.
The bus driver was a bored, grumpy looking college student called June.
June looked unbelievable bored while taking everyone else's tickets and handing out cheap looking yellow plastic headphones, until she reached Jasper. I snarled angrily as she fluttered her eyelashes at MY Jasper and I eyed him up and down.
"Looks like you've got competition Alice!" laughed Emmett while Bella,Edward and Rosalie doubled over laughing. Carlisle and Esme looked like they were trying not to laugh and Jasper looked amused!
"How dare you?!" I said in mock horror
Jasper who decided to play along whispered in my ear,
"Please forgive me, I'll forever be your faithful servant!"
"Oh all right then!" I laughed back
Bella and Edward took the seats beside us with Rosalie and Emmett behind them and Carlisle and Esme in front.
I placed my new hand bag leaning against the wall, I'd just bought it that day.
As the bus jerked along we all plugged in our headphones to hear the tour.
The most boring, droning voice came from the headphones,
"Hello my names Nick and I'll be your tour guide today..."
Typical! How come there was always someone with the worlds most boring voice as he tour guide? Where did they find these people??
I casually flicked from the different languages as I looked around at everyone.
Edward was gazing at Bella, (no surprise there), Emmett had managed to get tangled up in the cord of his headphones and had now taken to hitting them, Rosalie was looking at herself in a hand mirror, Jasper was looking worriedly down the stairs of the bus at the driver and Bella was the only one who was actually paying attention to the ever so exciting Nick on the ' interesting "History of Seattle". I sometimes forgot that Bella had only lived eighteen years compared to my family's hundreds - so she unlike us had not actually been there when this history had been happening. I hadn't been interested in a history lesson in years! Anyway, they always ended getting half of it wrong!
"This Building on our left hand side is where the famous writer..." Nick babbled on.
Bella looked at me confused,
"But to our left is a park!" she exclaimed "That's so idiotic!"
I had to agree with Bella; Nick was an idiot, for not taking speech training classes to help him get rid of his droning voice.
To think I was missing my favourite clothes shop's sale for this!!
I sighed sadly as I thought of the little black dress I'd wanted to buy,
Why did life hate me so?
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