Summary: Pointless drabble that I made and decided to post :) Oh, and by the way, I know it's actually Bowser Jr., but I just call him Koopa kid. :D Ps: Reviews, critiques, random stuff are always welcome! :D
"Well, we could be the Merry Men trio. Or the angels with charm. Or wait, Emma's Angels!"
David rolled his eyes, taking a swig out of his water bottle. Hook was unsuccessfully trying to name the instant bro bonding trio of Robin, him, and the prince. He sat down at their counter in the loft like he could do it all day.
The prince knew it was also so he could see Emma, which he tolerated to a point. The main reason he was there, though, was mainly because he was bored. At least, it had better be.
"I think that Emma's Angels is a good one, she needs all the angels she can get with a daily life like hers….."
As if called, Emma bammed down the metal stairs, which was an identical sound to the thunder outside,yawning. Hook smirked at her pajama pants, which were covered with penguins, and she only helped herself to a cup of coffee.
"Hook. What." She jabbed, taking a huge gulp of the hot black liquid. Instantly his expression became smug that she spoke to him like she could see him every day, and he played with his hook between his fingers. No one had noticed yet, besides Emma, who's jaw fell open but she didn't say anything. So much for his moniker now.
"Nothing much love, just bored. Not to mention the Jolly Roger doesn't fair well in thunderstorms."
Emma raised an eyebrow. "Your boat can't handle a little rain?"
Thunder then rumbled the windows, and lightning flashed outside so bright that it lit up the room. Hook was almost blinded by Emma's lit up hair that he had to shut his eyes quickly.
Rain thundered against the apartment, and Hook tilted his head with a smug look to Emma. "'Ship, love. Ship."
David checked his watch and sighed, ignoring the two young adults. "Robin should be here by now. He promised me that he would help me practice archery."
One third of Emma's angels raised his brows. His whole expression was sarcastic as he shifted in his seat. "He's taking you shooting in a bloody thunderstorm?"
David nodded, protesting against the Wow these guys are dumb look that was exchanged between Hook and Emma.
"Hey! It's good to have practice in all conditions isn't it? It's not like you get to choose when evil strikes!"
At that moment, Robin pushed open the door and came in with his bow and arrow laden in his arms. His green eyes were asking and urgent under his soaked hood as he asked quickly, "Ready to learn some decent archery?"
David got up, exclaiming, "Finally!", but Hook grinned and tilted out of his seat a little bit, waving his hand in no. "Sorry mate, love to but can't. Mario Kart is more my style."
His archer friend gave him a sarcastic look. "Oh, you can play children's games but not a man's sport?"
The pirate nodded, and David asked confused, "But you only have one hand?"
This time, the youngest out of the three shook his head. He grinned and held up two hands. "Oh I have two hands. The crocodile actually agreed to give it back, after you know, turning it into healthy flesh instead of carrion."
David and Robin's expressions were pure shock, and the pirate grabbed Emma's hand and held it up like they were champions of a game or something. "And it works!." The blond gave him a look and he just grinned his stupid smirk.
Robin turned to Emma, gestured to Killian with surprise and said, "Have fun with that one. Whoop his butt for me. He's probably still a little high on the fact that he got his hand -" he stopped short because of a whoop from Killian, turning to glare at him.
"Fine." Was all Emma said, in an extra dry tone.
"Oh come on Swan." Hook scoffed. "I'm not that bad." His playful gaze immediately turned dirty, "But, we could do more, enjoyable activities-"
Emma picked up, and then tossed, well more like threw, the remote at him, saying with a glaring blush, "Shut up and start the stupid Wii."
The pirate gave a comical bow and jerked his head up, lifting an eye and saying, "If the lady insists."
The blond turned back to Robin and nodded her head, then crashing on the couch next to Hook and starting up with a "Wahooo!" from the Italian plumber. They were immediately plunged into the very mature game of Nintendo characters launching red shells and banana peels at each other.
"Stupid Peach!" Emma hissed, yanking her controller up in no time at all. Hook's cerulean blue eyes were narrowed in concentration, suddenly jumping in surprise and snarling, "BLOODY HELL!"
Robin mused silently at their kidlike traits and tossed his bow an inch in his hand, catching it before saying, "Have fun defeating the green dinosaur. I always hated him."
"You mean Yoshi!" Hook called after him as he shut the door, having known from the hour long lecture over pizza given by Henry. The boy had made sure to fill him in on all of the tricks and shortcuts as Hook watched him play. The pirate's favorite character had immediately been Koopa kid, with his little cocky attitude and aggressiveness. Thunder rumbled through the sky outside, making a flash go through the loft.
Emma spoke up after a minute of swearing at Daisy, who had just invinsibility starred her. "I don't know why he hates Yoshi. Stupid Daisy and Baby Mario are Way more annoying."
The pirate captain half nodded, eyes glued to the screen. "True, but you have to admit, Rosalina's star is the most annoying piece of crap-" he was interrupted by Emma smacking him over the head with a pillow.
"Hey! Rosalina's my favorite character!"
The captain smirked."The truth hurts lass. Admit it. It is annoying."
"No!"
"Swaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn."
"Uh-uh. No way you'll get me to say a dig about my charrie, even if you torture me."
She was joking, but Hook grinned wickedly anyway. "Torture love?"
The blond nodded seriously, green eyes still on the screen while yanking her controller around. "Yep. I care deeply about-"
Her sentence was completely cut off with the sound of her laughing as Hook tickled her ribs, making her drop the wii remote as she gasped for air while laughing her head off.
"Say it Swan!" he laughed, while she fell on her side and off of the couch. He did it more, the blond laying across his knees, and finally she gasped out, "Okay Okay!" With another burst of laughing, she admitted, "It's annoying! There, I said It!"
They both laughed together, Hook pulling Emma up onto the couch and they both burrowed into the couch together as they continued the game, sharing stupid jokes, stolen kisses, and trash talk that they just laughed some more at.
It was about seven o'clock in the evening when David and Robin came back to the loft, only to find Hook and Emma both asleep on the couch with cans of soda, a pizza box, and of course, a flask of rum spread around them on the floor and table.
David looked murderous as he saw his daughter sleeping soundly in the pirate's arms. He immediately widened his eyes in the middle of his conversation with Robin and started to stalk over to them.
Pointing down, he snarled deeply. "Robin, get me a bat."
The archer laughed, walking over to his friend and looking over them alongside him. They were both sleeping soundly, a soft blanket thrown over both of them. Robin's best guess was they both got tired after playing Mario Kart Wii for nine hours, and Emma fell asleep. No way would the blond willingly sleep with Captain, well, Jones on the couch. The blond man turned back to his friend.
"Charming, you're not actually going to wake them up are you?"
The prince cracked his knuckles. "Well-"
Robin shook his head and interrupted, eyes flashing with amusement. "Dude, they have a thing like you and Snow."
The whispers came fast and furious on the archer's ears, and he knew that those few words were going to start a long conversation.
"Me and Snow?!" "Snow and I-" Robin pointlessly corrected, but the prince didn't notice nor care.
"He is not her true love! I mean come on! Emma wouldn't pick a pirate as her true love, not to mention one that can act like a child! To even think that they would be compared to Me and Snow-"
Robin interrupted again, "Okay, okay, maybe not you and Snow. But kind of Regina and I? I mean, he saved your life, give the lad a chance."
The archer didn't know why he was calling him a lad since he was 300 years old, but it made Charming grudgingly stay quiet for a second before shooting another disgusted glance at them.
"He better be ready to beg for mercy in the morning." The prince threatened, causing Robin to think amusedly, Yeah, he'll be begging for mercy over the waffles that Emma asked him to stay and eat.
"Yeah bro." Robin found the slang of the world much easier to say sometimes, even though he'd never trade in his old dialogue. "Night. I'm sure I'll hear about tomorrow morning somehow."
His friend fiercely nodded. "Oh, you definitely will. I could see 'Hook is killed by prince' all over the headlines." David walked up the stairs, calling back, "Good night. Pay your respects to Hook before he di- before you go."
Robin rolled his eyes at his friend's way-too-overprotective- father instincts and shut the door silently, making his way back to Regina's mansion. He had been staying there ever since they came back, and the brunette was actually warming up to him bit by bit, the ice cold barrier around her heart melting slowly.
She wasn't an Evil Queen that people had nicknamed her anymore, only a protective mother with a need for love in her life. Some voice in Robin's heart told him that that was his duty; to give her that love.
He wondered; well, knew that that was how Hook felt, by the way he gazed at the blond savior like she was the most precious, most beautiful thing in the world, and how he constantly joined her on adventures to help her.
Robin knew he would do the same for Regina any hour of the day, every day on every week, and every week in every year. He liked her, a lot. And, she did save Rolland and always put him before herself.
An amusing thought entered the archer's mind. Snow and David had their new baby on the way, Him and Regina had Rolland, and Emma and Hook had Mario Kart. Looked like they were all meant to be.
Especially the Blond Princess with the commanding tone and the Koopa Kid with the Irish accent.
