K.L.K- YO! I really like writing about Nolee, so here ya go. chapter two of this crazy feline's destruction on the human phyche. XD
Nolee- Meow!
K.L.K- ...
Ino- yo! K.L.K, can you try a InoShika soon?
K.L.K- Iie. I like SakuShika better. maybe after school starts... or I type it. I dunno when...
Ino- oh.
K.L.K- how about I totally let you get Sasuke-teme in someone's fic that is a 'Ask the Akatsuki' fic?
Ino- YAY!!
K.L.K- good, 'cause it's already done. thnxs Katherineyuki cute! this chappie's dedicated to: who else!? Katherineyuki cute, for her excellent fic, titled: Ask the Akatsuki . check it out, it's CRACKTASTIC! 8D check it out. I sent in a LONG review, with a bunch of random dares...KEWL!
Ino- X.x
K.L.K- Ino?
Ino-X.x
K.L.K- (sigh) she fainted...(pokes with stick) YAYEE! THE STICK POKING IS BACK!! (pokes Ino happily) FEAR DAH MIGHTY STICK!
Nolee- Meow... -.-'
K.L.K- I'm bored...(whacks Ino in the face.) wow...I didn't know cats could sweatdrop...
Nolee- (glares at Ino) MEROWWW!! (attacks Ino)
Ino- OWWW! (gets clawed) YE-OUCH! (cat bites her hand) OWWIE!! (Nolee bites Ino's Nose) OWWW!! OW! THAT HURTS!!
K.L.K-... I'm not getting into that! you think I'm crazy for this, right? not helping her? well, would YOU want to even get near that!? (points to Ino getting her ass handed back to her by Nolee)
Ino- (weakly lifts up finger) K.L.K does not own anything but Nolee, and a Konoha Hitiate she is currently wearing as she types...(faints)
Nolee- merrow! MEOW! (grins)
K.L.K- O.O
Nolee looked up at her owner, Sakura Haruno. the Kunoichi had smashed her alarm clock, still in her sleep,and had settled back down. the cat watched a wall clock tick by, as if she could read the time. a brown ear twitched as she felt her owner's sensei's presence come closer, enter the apartment, and...
the cat smirked evilly, then hid out on the couch. the silver haired jonin looked at the cat, that looked as if it WAS smirking at him... the cat jumped off the couch, and headed toward Sakura's Sensei, sat with her haunches seemingly relaxed. she looked into the Jonin's eyes, then as he reached down to pet her, she jumped, not leaving any time at all for him to react.
"ARG!! SAKURA! YOUR CAT!" he yelled, waking the pinkette, who peeked her head out of the bedroom, and still in her flannel PJ's, walked out, and picked up the cat.
Kakashi looked at the cat, and decided it was probably laughing at him. Sakura looked at her sensei, and held in a bout if maniacle laughter. the cat had actually managed to cover him in scratches from head to foot, leaving the red bleeding marks everywhere.
"sorry, Kakashi-sensei. my cat, Nolee..."
"that's the pycho cat Naruto and Sasuke were talking about?" he asked, petting said cat's head gingerly, earning a slight purr from the feline. "they said it could throw kunai pretty well...can it?"
she nodded. "yep. she couldn't get to any, this early. trust me, if Naruto wouldn't have moved a fraction more then he did, we'd have an injured Uzumaki on our hands..."
"I came by to see why you weren't at training..." he simply replied.
"ah. I smashed my alarm clock as a reflex." she said, as if it were nothing.
"I really didn't know there was a such thing as a guard CAT. is she a pet, or...?"he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"kinda both. however, she mauls Ino whenever she comes, so I'm keeping her." she replied shrugging.
Nolee looked smug. a look that clearly said, 'HELL YEAH!'
five minutes later, and refilling the food bowl, Sakura went on her way to training, as her 'normal' cat Nolee practiced throwing kunai, and pondered how to do Jutsus. she ate some food, and then settled down for a couple hours of plotting. she liked to attack people, because it gave her kicks.
by the time Sakura was home, she had konked out on her owner's bed. said owner shedded her day-clothes, then put on her night-clothes, and slipping into bed.
the brown-furred companion cracked open her green eye, but closed it, and dreamt of new ways to amuse herself.
there is one thing to be gathered from this: Nolee has a great sense of humor.
And: Kakashi is a Jonin...how'd she defeat a JONIN!?...oh, right, she distracted him with petting her...
'I can't WAIT for my next victi- I mean, friend-' the cat chuckled to herself in her sleep.
K.L.K-(shudder)
Nolee- O.O
K.L.K- please stare at Ino!!
Nolee- O.O
K.L.K- grrr...dammit. anyway, here's the second chappie. if you want some Ideas in the next chappie, REVIEW!!
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