Christmas Kisses
By Mela Honey
Disclaimer: Don't own anyone but Sasuke and Yukiko.
Warnings: Same-gender kissing, siblings kissing, randomness, pointlessness, under age drinking...can't think of anything else...have fun
Namikaze Minato didn't find it unusual to see his twin sister Yukiko waiting for him when he returned from a mission. What was unusual was the fact that she invited his two team mates over for a party.
"What party?" Minato asked eyeing Yukiko as she gave her Cheshire cat grin at the three of them.
"Ku-chan and I decided to throw a Christmas party for our three teams!" Yukiko chirped as she bounced around. "Come on, come on. We've been waiting for the three of you."
"I am not going to this party," Hyuuga Hiashi declared.
"Your brother is there," Yukiko told him.
"Aneki!!" Minato called out as Yukiko proceeded to drag him and his teammates to his and hers apartment. Hiashi went quietly.
"I'm sorry I couldn't bring anything," Mikoto apologized when they finally made it to the apartment.
"It's fine," Yukiko waved her off. "Besides, it was a last minute thing."
She then opened the door.
"What the hell did you do to the place?!" Minato shouted at his twin as he surveyed their home.
There were the normal Christmas decorations; which were fine. A Christmas tree in the corner tastefully decorated. Garlands draped about the room and Yukiko had decided to do some drawings for the occasion that now hung on the walls in place of the usual ones. Someone had even hung snowflakes from the ceiling.
All those where fine, in Minato's mind. No what really got him was the fact that someone had decided to hang mistletoe everywhere in the room.
"I didn't do anything put draw the pictures. Ku-chan and Fai-kun did most of the decorating," Yukiko shrugged apparently unconcern that mistletoe had taken over the apartment.
"You do know that this is probably just another trick to get us to kiss again," Minato informed the other blond.
"Haha, you're probably right," Yukiko laughed. "But she's just as likely to get kissed as we are. Besides, I got lots and lots of sake!!"
"Then would you go get me some already," Minato muttered as he wearily entered the apartment. He and his two teammates wondered off in different directions. Hiashi zeroed in on his twin, probably to demand why they were here in the first place, who was setting the table, and Mikoto headed to the kitchen to help with the food while threatening Yukiko not to enter said kitchen. Minato sighed and weaved his way towards a corner of the room where Yukiko's black haired teammate was sitting nursing his own cup of sake.
"She even managed to get you here?" Minato asked as he sat down.
"The idiot," Kurogane grunted.
"Ah, I suppose he helped with the mistletoe," Minato went on.
"Already got me once before I claimed this spot. And I'm not moving till the damn stuff comes down," Kurogane grumbled ending with a swing of his cup.
"That doesn't mean that Fai-kun can move the mistletoe over your head, Kurogane-chan," Yukiko teased as she plopped herself next to Minato.
"Stop calling me that!" the black haired ninja shouted at her as she handed Minato his own cup of sake and refilled her teammates. She then pulled another cup from her sleeve and filled it for herself. Minato watched her drown the drink and filled it up again.
"How many have you had?" Minato asked as he threw back his own.
"I'm not counting though we've gone through about seven bottles already," Yukiko answered as she refilled their cups. Minato was sure that five of those bottles went to his sister and the man sitting next to him.
"How many bottles of sake did you get?"
"Um…thirty, I think, not sure though we have wine and beer and other stuff too…Sake's the best though," Yukiko laughed refilling her cup again. "Oh and ramen's the main dish tonight."
"There are other dishes…besides those disgusting sweet dishes the idiot makes," Kurogane asked.
"Of course! Sasuke-baka was making some as well and Hizashi-kun brought some from his house," Yukiko answered.
"You called," a sweet voice sounded as Uchiha Sasuke slide in next to Yukiko leaning on her.
"Go back to hell Sasuke-baka," Yukiko growled pushing him off the couch.
"Oh come on! You know you love me! And look now I need a kiss to go away," Sasuke grinned from his sit on the floor pointing up at the hanging mistletoe.
"Still think the mistletoe idea is great?" Minato asked as he stared at the boy who had been chasing after his sister since the academy.
"Yea, I've already kissed him once today and got Fai-kun and Hizashi-kun. Ku-chan has been sneaky though," Yukiko shrugged as she got up and gave the Uchiha a short, swift kiss. Minato heard the click of a camera and looked up to see Kushina holding a camera and grinning. Minato was glad that it wasn't his and hoped to whatever god was willing to listen to him today that none of the pictures from this party ended up in Jiraiya-sensei's hands. Though he might be in luck seeing as Kushina was normally very protective of those pictures.
"Ku-chan! Get some mistletoe over ya head so I can kiss ya! Again!" Yukiko cheered as she stood up. "And Aniki can take our picture for his collection!"
"What collection?!" Minato shouted at his sister as Kushina warded away from Yukiko.
"No way in hell am I letting you kiss me again!" the red headed woman shouted and retreated into the kitchen. "And don't you even think of coming in here!"
"Yea, yea," Yukiko giggled as she fell back onto the couch.
"Minato has a collection of blackmail photos?" Sasuke asked as he got up off the floor.
"Yep!" Yukiko chirped.
"I wouldn't call it a collection and I don't use them as blackmail photos," Minato grumbled not looking at his twin.
"Or so you think," Yukiko grinned at him.
"You've been disgracing yourself by dressing as your brother again," Hiashi sneered as he too came over to the couch and sat down; well away from the others.
"But of course dear Hyuuga-sama," Yukiko grinned.
"And one must wonder how much you have trashed my name…"Minato muttered.
"Nothing too bad," Kurogane answered taking a gulp of his alcohol drink. "And anyone she has blackmailed wouldn't say anything."
"I'm not comforted at all," Minato grumbled into his cup.
"Dinner's ready!" called the sing-song voice of Fai. "Kuro-puu come and eat!"
"I'm not moving!!" Kurogane shouted at the pale blond ninja who had a stupid grin on his face. "And stop calling me that!"
"Sorry Kurogane-chan, but ya are eating with us," Yukiko announced as the only warning the large black ninja got before she pulled him off the couch and half way across the room right under some mistletoe.
"Onna!! What the hell-"
Yukiko cut him off with a kiss that left him sputtering incoherently at her. Minato watch his sister laugh her head off and decided it would be a good idea to go to the dinner table before she decided to throw him across the room.
Minato was mildly surprise to find that the whole dinner affair was not very crazy. There was no mistletoe so no one was getting kissed. No one throw any of the food. And there was even a low level of shouting as oppose to the normal shouting at something random every two minutes. And it was good. Though that was to be expected as that both Sasuke and Kushina could be very good cooks when they wanted to be. And Minato was sure that if Fai wasn't a shinobi he would be a chief for a café.
No the craziness of the party started after dinner when Yukiko managed to get six of the nine of them to play poker; strip poker that is. Minato refused immediately – even before Yukiko declared it was strip poker – knowing that he had the worst luck of anyone in the room. Kurogane had managed to make it back to his corner without being kissed again but Hiashi wasn't so lucky and Yukiko managed to get him as he headed back to the couch. Minato was sure that Kushina would try and get him and his brother Hizashi to kiss before the party was over. Minato took a sit next to Kurogane to watch the game begin.
"So why is it, that Mikoto is the only girl who has lost any clothing so far?" Hizashi asked who was only in his pants.
"Yu-chan is very lucky. I don't think I've ever seen her lost at anything, nya!" Fai meowed. He was not only down to his under shirt and underwear but heavily drunk. Minato was currently in a bet with Kurogane on how long it would be before Fai passed out. It was fun even if he knew he was going to lose.
"Then why the hell are we playing with someone who never loses?!!" Kushina shouted. She was also very drunk and tilted dangerously when she stood up to point an accusing finger at said woman.
"It runs in the family. Now sit back down before I go find some mistletoe to put over ya head," Yukiko threaten. Minato snorted when Kushina immediately complied with a glare that didn't look very intimating as her checks were flushed.
"Hehe, I don't – giggle – mind being the – giggle – only girl down to her bra," Mikoto managed to inform the group.
"I mind. I don't look at my twin that way. I'm not Minato," Sasuke grumbled looking upset.
"What! I don't look at Yukiko that way at all!!" Minato defended himself as half the group burst into giggling fits.
"You all are a bunch of idiots," Hiashi muttered darkly glaring at the lot of them from his corner of the couch.
"Under the mistletoe! Under the mistletoe!" Fai and Mikoto sang.
"Kushina kiss him!" Hizashi declared happily.
"Camera, camera," Yukiko muttered as she quickly located the stupid thing.
Minato didn't think the red head would actually do it. But she surprise him by standing up, falling on him, – in which he automatically caught her – and then looking up at him. She gave one very wet , sloppy kiss right on the lips. Minato heard the click of the camera and saw the flash and knew that Yukiko had taken the picture.
"That is not to be seen or even hinted toward Jiraiya-sensei!" Minato threaten his sister as she laughed her ass off.
"Wait…" Kushina said as she stepped away from Minato. "That wasn't suppose too…"
"I think Kushina has had too much to drink," Sasuke observed.
"She can't hold her liquor at all. I'm surprise she's managed to stay awake this long," Yukiko stated as she took another gulp of sake.
"Come on, Ku-chan," Hizashi said to the tittering woman who was still trying to figure out why kissing Minato wrong. He lead to a corner of the room where he set her down and she passed out, snoring rather loudly.
"We are leaving," Hiashi declared standing up. Minato bite his lip to keep from laughing as the heir to the Hyuuga clan stumbled a little.
"Probably a good idea. Let me find all my clothes," Hizashi agreed as he back looking for said clothes.
"Picture!" Yukiko suddenly yelled as she tossed the camera towards Minato, who caught and automatically lifted the camera up to take a picture.
"Wha-" Minato started but immediately saw what he was suppose to take a picture of as Yukiko threw herself at the elder Hyuuga twin and kissed him. He took the picture and couldn't help but be amused at Hiashi as he sputtered and blush. He stormed out of the apartment with his brother stumbling behind him yelling something about waiting up and thanks for the party.
"Should we send the rest of these people home too?" Kurogane asked not moving from his spot. "Or are you just going to let us all crash here."
"Crash, you all will just wonder back over for my hangover cure anyways," Yukiko answered.
"Looks like Sasuke can't hold his liquor either," Minato muttered as he kicked the guy a little hoping it would end the loud snoring he was causing.
"Yea, but he doesn't get hangovers," Yukiko shrugged as she glared at the Uchiha male.
"Neither do you," Minato shot back. "Mikoto, why don't we get you into a bed?"
"Ah, yea, bed," the Uchiha female muttered as she tried walking over to where the bedrooms were.
"Picture," Yukiko suddenly said and Minato blinked as she claimed Mikoto's lips. He still took the picture. "Kay, let's get you to bed."
Minato sighed and turned to Fai who was meowing. Minato had a sinking feeling in his stomach as he saw that the pale blond male had found Yukiko's inks and was not drawing doodles over the two sleeping figures in the room.
"Hey, Fai-kun, why don't you go put those back," Minato suggested as he slowly approached him.
"No! Meow!" Fai shouted and shot off away from him laughing.
"Aneki's going to kill him for playing with those," Minato muttered as he deliberated what to do now.
"Idiot! Put those back and get over here!" Kurogane suddenly ordered glaring at his male teammate.
"Nya, does this kitty get to sleep with his doggy?" Fai asked making a cute face. Or trying, Minato didn't think he quiet pulled it off.
"Yes now do as you're told!" the dark haired man snarled. Fai squealed and did exactly what he was told, cuddling into Kurogane's thigh. "Idiot. Don't mind if we take the couch do you?"
"No that's fine," Minato waved off. "I'll go get you some blankets."
Once everyone was settled with blankets tossed over them Minato headed to his room, and wasn't too surprise to find Yukiko in there with two futons ready for use staring out the window.
"Everyone asleep now?"
"Everyone but us," Minato answered as he sat down next to his twin.
"I thought that was fun."
"Of course you did," Minato grumbled.
"You can help me burn all the mistletoe tomorrow," Yukiko offered as she lend on him.
"I'll take you up on that."
"You know," Yukiko murmured after a few minutes of silence, "You and Kushina were the only ones I didn't get to kiss tonight."
"Thought you didn't like kissing me?" Minato questioned looking confused.
"Doesn't mean I still can't kiss you here," Yukiko answered as she gave him a peck on the check. "Merry Christmas."
"Merry Christmas," Minato repeated softly as he laid his head on top of hers and enjoyed the simple moment of just being with his sister.
A/N: Hey Merry Christmas everyone! And Happy whatever Holiday to whoever else. I hope you all like a Christmas special for The Kiss. A guild to the characters used in here for those of you who don't know the older Naruto crowd well.
Minato: the Fourth Hokage
Kushina: Naruto's mom
Mikoto: Sasuke and Itachi's mom
Hiashi: Hinata's dad
Hizashi: Neji's dad
Fai: from Tsubasa borrowed him
Kurogane: Also from Tsubasa
Sasuke: OC Mikoto's twin brother, in this Sasuke was named after him
Yukiko: OC Minato's twin sister, what happens to her…depends on the plot bunny
So ya, if you're curious about the teams they're: Minato, Mikoto, and Hiashi; Jiraiya is their sensei. Kushina, Sasuke, and Hizashi, don't have a sensei for them. And Kurogane, Fai, and Yukiko, and I have yet to give their sensei a name…
So ya, Merry Christmas again!
