50 Ways to Die from Electrical Injuries at Camp

01) Call Thalia "Pine Cone Face".

02) Call Jason "Sparky".

03) Call Jason "Blonde Superman".

04) Have a tea party with the Roman's legion eagle.

05) Get Percy and Thalia into a fight on who's better.

06) Or Percy and Jason.

07) Or Thalia and Jason (This one might be a little harder to start).

08) And then interrupt them saying that you are the best.

09) Kiss Thalia.

10) Or Jason.

11) Or heck, even Piper!

12) Punch Thalia.

13) Say that Poseidon and/or Hades are the best/better in front of Zeus.

14) Start a one man army against the roman legion.

15) Steal the Roman Eagle and decide that it needs a hug.

16) Think you know why Zeus is so moody all the time and try to cheer him up.

17) Push Thalia of the Big House's room.

18) While telling her she can fly.

19) And making flapping action with your arms.

20) After you brought everyone from Camp to watch.

21) Blindfold Thalia.

22) Then take her to the closest airport.

23) And load her up on a plane to any third world or super cold country.

24) With no money.

25) Oh! And don't forget to take her cellphone.

26) And text all of the boys in her contacts list telling them that she loves them.

27) Also, when she finally makes it back, do it all again.

28) If you survived long enough.

29) Go into the Zeus cabin on a cold night.

30) And take ALL the blankets.

31) Try to use the Roman Eagle.

32) Slice up Thalia's teddy bear.

33) That, by the way, is named Snuggles.

34) See if poking a fork in Thalia or Jason works the same way as poking a fork in a toaster or outlet.

35) Let's go back to simple. Throw Thalia in the Lake.

36) Or Jason.

37) Steal Thalia's secret stash of chocolate.

38) Steal Thalia's secret stash of ibuprofen.

39) Wink at Thalia.

40) Flirt with Jason.

41) Wait, no, that'll just get Piper to kill you.

42) Tick Drew off so badly, she charm speaks you into sticking a fork in an outlet.

43) Or drop a hair dryer in your bath.

44) Wait, are there even baths at camp?

45) I don't think so, never mind...

46) Ding Dong Ditch the Zeus Cabin multiple times.

47) Then, when they run out angrily, hide and sneak into the cabin while they look for you.

48) And lock them out.

49) Two hours later, let them in and smile sweetly, saying, "Whoopsy!"

50) Force everything/everyone you know that can shoot lightning into a mandatory group hug.