When Yuuko walked into her home Hideyoshi who was pale grabbed her held out his phone at the picture, "Explain now! So I know I'm not going crazy or woke up in another dimension!"

Yuuko blinked, "Brother dear me and akihsia adopted now get off!" she then pushed er brother off.

Hideyoshi breath a sign of relief, "thank goodness…wait WHY DID YOU TWO ADOPTED A BABY TOGETHER?" he jumped up in shock.

Yuuko crossed her arms, "Something happened and sense we're already dating in secret I figured why not."

Hideyoshi's left eye twitched, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AND WHEN WAS THIS!?"

Yuuko's rolled her eyes, "me and Akihisa's relationship is noun of your business but if you most know what happened was…."

Meanwhile

Akihsia was packing Hikari who was looking around curiously at the city like any normal baby would.

When he walked into a baby store and said, "Ok let's get you a stroller your cute and tinny but your still making daddy's arms go to sleep here!"

as he walked in side he didn't notice something, Miho Satou was right behind him looking confused. She took off her glasses breath on them then pulled out a cloth to clean then and when she put them back on.

She saw through the stores window Akihisa still holding a baby and he called himself a daddy, " The ultimate baka is a daddy! Who? How? When? Where? Why? And who? WHO's THE MOMMY!?"

she stood there dumbfounded frozen a she watched Akihisa walk out with a stroller and he put the baby in it, I nthe back of the stroller looked to be baby cloths. He then moved on with the baby just giggling happily.

she watched him till she couldn't see him, "no one is going to believe this! I'm here and I don't believe it!

Kubo was walking buy holding his head, "I know! But I'm happy! Because this makes him a dilf! YAY! Sorry I'm loopy and have a headache form blood lose!" he then walked off.

Miho stood there wide eyed and said, "what just happened!? What's going on! What is this!"

Elsewhere.

Akihisa was heading to meet with Yuuko at her house as he whistled happily then heard a yell of "Baka Onichun!"

Hikari then turned to look and saw Hazuki running up and hugging her dad's leg Hikari then made a cute little sound that almost made it look like she was jealous.

Hazuki then noticed the stroller and the baby girl inside, "hay Baka Onichun I didn't know you baby sat.

Akihsia giggled and got down and kissed Hikari's little head, "that's because I don't Hazuki meet Hikari my daughter!"

Hazuki gasped and said, "baka oni-chun! You're a daddy!?"

Akihsia nodded as Hikari start crying and he sniffed and held his nose something Hazuki copied, "Now I need to go find a changing station! Because that just smells horrible!" he then ran into a store happening they would have one in there bath room.

Hazuki then blinked in shock and Minami grabbed her, "Hazuki you had me worried!"

Hazuki looked to her big sister, "I'm sorry I saw Baka -onichun he has a baby now!"

Minami blinked before yelling, " Was Zum Teufel!?" she then noticed Akihisa walking out of a store with a stroller and a happy little baby girl in her stroller.

Akihisa then waved and said, "Hi Minami meet Hikari my daughter!"

Minami turned to stone for a moment the area around her heart shattered before she returned to normal wide eyed before running off crying yelling. " ICH BRAUCHE EISCREME!" her face was in her hands as she ran off making Hazuki run after her, "big sister wait up!"

Hikari looked confused and looked up to her dad and Akihisa shrugged, "Daddy's just as lost as you Hikari. Just as lost."

he then strolled along almost to Yuuko's house when he heard a roar of " How dare you….!"

He then turned around to see Miharu who was now frozen in mid-sentence as he saw Akihsia and the stroller.

Miharu blinked in confusion and got down looking at the baby, "the rumors are true!" the baby girl then touched her face and giggled.

Miharu jumped back in shock, "No no no! I won't be pulled in by the cuteness! It won't work!" she then pointed at the baby, "I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to use that cuteness to get me on your daddy's side well it isn't going to work!"

Akihsia raised an eye brow, "she's a baby. I don't think she can do that kind of thinking yet?"

Yuuko then walked out and quickly looked at Hikari and tickled her chin, "Hi Hikari where you good for your daddy!"

Miharu jumped back covering her mouth, "she is the mommy! She the mommy!"

Yuuko then looked at her and said, "Miharu what are you doing here?"

Miharu point to Akihisa and said, "Minami was crying so I…"

Yuuko cut her off putting her hands on her hips "So you thought Akihisa did it well news flash Lady Akihisa never does anything to her, her problem is she things tsundare works in real life! This isn't an anime lady!"

Miharu was stunned and backing away as Yuuko grabbed her by the shirt, "not done! And last night his sister left saying sense he had a baby, her plan to seduce him failed."

Miharu's eyes widen in horror and said, "HIS SISTER IS LIKE MY DADDY!"

Yuuko's eyes widen as she let her go and said, "Hikari don't repeat this but, oh holly shit!"

In a moment Akihisa's eyes widen and he Hugged Miharu and Miharu hugged them bath and both cried and said, "SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS MY PAIN!"

Yuuko then went to a confused Hikari and Yuuko picked her up, "it's ok it's ok Hikari! Daddy just found a new best friend, who doesn't have a good daddy!" she then kissed hikari's head, "they need a minute!"

the following Monday.

Hideyoshi and Minami where in the corner of class 2-F shaking and pale.

the school was buzzing with Rumors of Akihisa's having a baby!

Himeji then looked to Kouta and Yuuji who where talking about the rumors, "there is no way those stories are true! NOWAY AKIHISA IS A FATHER!"

Minami just muttered something in German. Hideyoshi then said, "No they are true I saw the baby!"

Himeji then growled and looked at Hideyoshi and yelled, "DON'T YOU JOKE LIKE THAT BITCH!" She then heard what sound like a baby girling.

she and the whole class then turned to see Akihsia with a baby back over his shoulder trying to calm down a crying baby girl who was in pink baby jumpsuit with feet built in pink mittens and a little pink baby bonnet

Akihsia rocked her and said, "It's ok it's ok Hikari come on the bad lady didn't mean to wake you it's ok please clam down!"

Himeji then fainted as everyone starred wide eyed at Akihisa

Ironman then said, "I heard the school let parents with out baby sisters bring babies with them but never thought I see the day the rule would be used!"

The FFF then all said at once , "very clever we can't take a father away form the child so you gained immunity to our judgment through becoming a parent you are clearly smarter then you let on!"

Hikari then stopped crying and looked at the FFF and the scary outfits made her cry more making the FF throw off there robes and put down there weapons and say, "It's ok look the scary things are gone there gone!"

Yuuji blinked in shock and asked, "Who is the mother? Who's the mother!?"

Hideyoshi then said, "My sister!"

at what point Shouko grabbed Yuuji and said, "we mustn't be outdone! We most have a baby too!"

Yuuji in a moment looked to the FFF and said, "Boys?" but they where to busy making silly face to try and calm down Hikari.

Yuuji then looked to Shouko who had a rope in hand then to her grip witch was just on his jacket sleeve then to the window, "Well only one option!" he then removed his jacket freeing himself as he jumped out the window saying, "Best option I have!"

a moment later there was a yell of " Yes broken legs! Can't do nothing now Shouko! Victory!"

Shouko seemed to freeze up like a crashed computer as Yuuko walked in and took Hikari making her stop crying and giggle and hug Yuuko.

Yuuko kissed her head, "oh what did this class to do you Hikari?"

Akihsia crossed his arms and looked around, "Scared her about five times!"

Yuuko rocked her and watched as Hikari went back to sleep peacefully. "I think we best keep her in class a for now!"

Akihisa nodded and gave Yuuko a kiss on the head and whispered, "See you at lunch time Hikari!" he then handed the baby bag to Yuuko, and Yuuko gave him a kiss.

Ironman watched as everyone else was frozen, "this is the best thing ever! I want to thank you both for this! Can't wait to see what else this day brings!"

To be continued.