King's Row awaited Hanzo and Genji as they flew to there on an airplane. Some people whispered about how odd Genji looked, and how much he resembled that of an Omnic. At their words, the ninja would simply chuckle and not back away from them due to his appearance. Instead, he always explained to them,
"This wouldn't have happened to me if my brother didn't MURDER ME."
And Hanzo would pretend that Genji was Zenyatta's demented robot son, but that was technically racist to the Omnic monk. So instead, he decided to compare Genji with that of a monkey.
But then there was Winston, which meant Hanzo was being racist anyway. Dammit, literally everything is related to Overwatch, Hanzo grimaced as he attempted to get cozy with the mediocre airplane seats. Dammit, these seats are so bad.
The sound of Genji's repeated "MURDERED ME"s started to get to his head. Hoping that Genji would one day shut up about the freaking deed he once committed himself into regretting eternally, the archer took a deep breath.
Pure thoughts, Hanzo. Pure thoughts... Pure thoughts... Believe in yourself, who desperately wants to kill all of these motherf*ckers...
A few good hours after the plane departed from Hanamura, however, a disturbance that threatened to sever Hanzo's patience popped up.
"Look, mom!" A child said as he pointed at Hanzo from the side. "It's a boogieman!"
...What.
"Son, you don't talk about people like that! Hush, will you?"
"But moooom, he really looks like a boogieman! His tattoo looks like fur!"
"Hush!"
His eyes twitching erratically, Hanzo slowly turned his head to the annoying child. "You... dare to mock my tattoo? Only Shimadas can make fun of our tattoos! You know NOTHING OF TATTOOS AND FUR!"
Bolting up from his seat, Hanzo pointed his bow and arrow at the mother and child as he seethed, "Ryuu ga waga TEKI KURAU!"
...
...
...was what Hanzo wanted to do.
In reality, no child annoyed him, and the plane ride was insanely boring. Genji went to the restroom and kept screaming "RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" over and over again until he felt satisfied with his voice, which took the entire plane ride.
Hanzo and Genji walked into King's Row. "There should be a message for us here," Genji told his human brother as they entered England under nighttime. "If Dr. Ziegler's distress call is correct, we must follow the white rabbit."
"The white rabbit?" Hanzo muttered.
As they walked down the streets, a woman in a bunny outfit walked into a club. Hanzo unfortunately managed to catch sight of it.
His eyes glowed.
"Marked by the dragon-"
"Brother, don't even think about it."
King's Row was a strange place in that there were plenty of Omnics consistently calling out racism and demanding equality. Some places had less integral anti-oppression Omnic organizations. Truthfully, Genji knew that many people gave him the evil eye, but he did not give a crap because he had a sword, and he also believed he was too sexy for the women around him to show his face.
Alas, sexiness was a priority under harmony and peace. Master Zenyatta told him that on the verge of snapping his face apart when Genji flirted with another woman during his training for the ten thousandth time.
As they went, they caught sight of an Omnic monk giving a speech to humans and Omnics alike. The protestors against discrimination cheered as he spoke about harmony, and Genji could not help but smile at the banding of like mindsets for harmony. For some odd reason, the monk was told to step off the podium, but at that moment, Hanzo realized he can impress his little brother by agreeing upon the idea of harmony. The dark-haired archer decided to at least give the monk a parting cheer for his efforts in uniting people and robots.
"Truthfully, you have made a huge effort in uniting both humans and sentient machinekind. I offer you my greatest respects and-"
A bullet went straight through the monk's head right before the Omnic was able to ride a gigantic limo.
"...Well, f*ck."
"Brother," Genji seethed as he smacked the back of Hanzo's head, "your respects to Master Zenyatta's close friend, Master Mondatta, has MURDERED HIM!"
"I WAS QUITE LITERALLY JUST COMPLIMENTING HIM FOR TRYING, GENJI! COMPLIMENTING!"
Genji sighed as he looked up to see where the bullet came from in the first place. His visor suddenly glowed like crazy as he fixated his view upon whatever was in the top of the buildings around the brothers. Hanzo looked up as well to see what his little brother was up to.
A slender figure in a purple, revealing bodysuit leapt across a building with an orange figure. Said purple-skintight-wearing woman happened to have the mark of a white rabbit.
On her perfectly delicate-looking behind.
Neither Hanzo nor Genji knew who put a mark like that on such a wonderful thing, but they did agree on one thing. Without a single bit of hesitation holding them back, the two brothers stormed down the streets of the now chaotic King's Row.
Hanzo screamed as he launched a dragon of pure energy down the streets, jumping on it as he directed it up to the rooftops. Genji roared as he zoomed up and down a bunch of buildings at light speed.
Both of them were after the white rabbit, which shined so beautifully under the hectic night of England.
Having completed her mission and dealt with the pesky Overwatch agent, Tracer, Widowmaker departed King's Row within one of Talon's aircrafts. She took a deep breath as she watched the chaos that enveloped the city, which would soon spread throughout the country.
Peculiar how one bullet could bring a halt to the momentum of order. Never did she feel so enthralled to watched inferior sentience crawl beneath her.
When I was a girl, she remembered, I had a fear of spiders.
"...seiyaahh!-" "toh!-"
I was told they felt no emotion.
"...My dragonblade is ready!" "...Let the dragon consume you...!-"
That their hearts never beat.
"HUAGHHHHH-" "MARKED BY THE DRAGON-"
But I know the truth...
"KAKUGOUUUUUUUUUUUU!" "FLOW LIKE WATER-"
At the moment of the kill...
They are never more ali-
"RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "RYUU GA WAGA TEKI KURAU!-"
SLAM!
...
The French assassin blinked as she stared at the now sealed doors of the aircraft. She swore she heard something obnoxiously loud chasing after the ship, but when no more sounds popped up, she presumed that it was only an odd effect from her encounter with Tracer. Those particular encounters never went well, after all.
Meanwhile, Hanzo and Genji clung onto the bottom of the ship desperately for the same pathetic reason, and there was no need for them to explicitly state what they were after.
Of course, they were after the white rabbit. To save Dr. Angela Ziegler from that one "somebody" who kidnapped her. That was all.
SUPER SHIMADA BROTHERS
