"The Loud Deletion"

Rating: T

Characters: Lincoln Loud, Lori Loud, Leni Loud, Luna Loud, Luan Loud, Lisa Loud, Lucy Loud, Lana Loud, Lola Loud, Lily Loud, Lynn Loud Sr., Rita Loud, Broken Matt Hardy, Reby Hardy, King Maxel Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Senor Benjamin, Vanguard 1

Summary: Lincoln has had enough of the turmoil he has had from his family and ten sisters. So to get away from it all for a while, his parents send Lincoln over to a mysterious compound, owned by Broken Matt Hardy and his clan. And it may just change everything inside him that he needs to take control.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with "The Loud House" or Impact Wrestling. They are owned and associated with its creator, Chris Savino and Anthem Sports respectively.

P.S.: UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me out a little with this fic, just like he did with "Mary Jane's Last Dance". So if anything, the credit goes out to him too. Anyway, on with the fic. Enjoy!

Chapter 2: A Very Long Ride

Lincoln Loud, broken neck and all, was busy putting the things he packed in the car. Suitcases full of comic books, video games (with Nintendo 3DS), miniature DVD player with a bunch of horror movies, and a bunch of fresh, clean clothes. Oh, and not to mention a tablet so that he could keep in touch with his parents and sisters via Skype. So far, with the things that he got for the trip, he looked pretty much good to go here.

"I hope this is all that you need, honey." Rita said, bringing in Lincoln's sleeping bag for the trip.

"Totally, it's all I need." Lincoln nodded.

While he continued unpacking, all of Lincoln's sisters came out to say goodbye, wishing him good luck on his journey.

"Hey little bro, lookin' set are ya?" Luna replied.

"You bet, Luna!" Lincoln answered.

"You better be, I'd made a song just for you for this occasion." Luna said as she headed back inside the house to get her guitar.

But before she could even think about it, Lori stopped her in time.

"Um, we don't need to get Lincoln deaf." Lori asked her.

"It's okay guys, I appreciate you guys to support Me." said Lincoln.

"Make sure to write us every week, and tell us everything you're doing." Lucy said.

"I'll do just that." Lincoln nodded.

While he finished packing the rest of his stuff, Lisa came to him with a mysterious capsule in her hands. Lincoln was curious to know what this was.

"Here, you can take this with you." Lisa replied

"Thank you, Lisa. What is this?" Lincoln asked.

"Anti-airsick pills." She answered. "Whenever you feel like you're getting airsick, pop one of these in your mouth and chew. It's grape-flavored for that fruity aftertaste."

"Thanks Lisa, I'll need them." replied Lincoln.

"Take care Lincoln, we hope you get better." Leni said.

"Thanks," nodded Lincoln. "I'd hug you all if I could, but my neck's still killing me from Lana's stupid python she brought home."

"HEY!" Lana exclaimed.

"No offense!" Lincoln said, backing away from Lana.

"Although he did mention it was stupid." muttered Lori.

"What was that, Lori?" Lana said, putting her hand over to her ear.

"Nothing!" Lori replied.

While Lincoln finally shut the trunk door, Luan came out of the house and brought out some sort of 'Goodbye' cake for her brother to have.

"Before you go Linc, I want you to have this." Luan said, handing him the cake.

"What is it, Luan?" Lincoln asked.

"It's a farewell cake!" Luan exclaimed.

"It isn't gonna explode, right?" asked Lincoln.

"Relax, I already double-checked it so that there are no explosives whatsoever." reassured Luan.

"You want me to check it just in case, Lincoln?" Lynn replied.

"Well, if Luan says it's safe, than it must be safe." shrugged Lincoln.

"Well to be sure, you can wait and have it later." Lynn Sr. said.

"Good call, dad!" Lincoln said. "Alright guys, I'll see you all around."

However, before Lincoln could head over to the car, Jake "The Snake" Roberts came out of nowhere and took the cake straight out of the plate that was specifically made for Lincoln!

"Hey, what gives?!" Lincoln cried out.

"You stole my snake, I steal your cake!" Jake shouted out. "And yes, that rhymed!"

With the cake in hands, Jake Roberts managed to make a break for it by running. Lincoln tried to catch up to him, but Jake was too fast for him, and he disappeared out of sight in an instant.

Not knowing what to make out of this moment, Luan decided to break the tension.

"Well, looks like he really takes the cake." Luan smirked before laughing, "Ha ha ha, get it?"

"That joke was just terrible..." Jake said, overhearing Luan from far away.

30 minutes later...

After that cake-stealing fiasco he had, Lincoln had finally managed to arrive at the airport with his parents. He would've got here sooner around 15 minutes, but unfortunately, he had to go make a pit stop at the last minute. Who knew those Burpin Burgers he had coming here would do a number on him much more than expected?

"Well, we're here." Lincoln said, smelling the fresh air.

"Alright then son, let's get your stuff out, and we'll go find Senior Benjamin." Lynn Sr said.

"Hey Dad, how do we know how to find him?" asked Lincoln.

"It's not a problem for us, sweetie." Rita replied.

"How so?" Lincoln asked again, this time to his mom.

"He said he'll be holding a sign that says Lincoln." Rita finished.

"Okay then, sounds simple enough." nodded Lincoln as he got his stuff out of the car.

"Alright son, let's head inside and find Benjamin." said Lynn Sr.

As soon as they went inside, the three all looked around to find Senor Benjamin somewhere in the airport. To be honest, this was absolutely a frickin' huge airport they were inside. It looked nearly big as the one of the football stadiums down in Detroit, although not so much. The place looked a little crowded, which is why Lincoln, Lynn Sr and Rita had to stay together so they wouldn't get lost easily.

"Yikes, this sure is getting hard, Dad." Lincoln asked his father.

"Well son, a lot of people have families to visit, or they're important businessmen on business trips." Lynn sr said.

"Are you sure you know where we going?" Lincoln asked him again.

"We're very sure, Lincoln!" Rita replied.

As sure as they looked around once more, Lincoln was seeing a Ben Kingsley lookalike far away with a white sign that said "El Lincoln" held on his hands. That's when Lincoln had to notify his parents.

"Hey, I didn't know Ben Kingsley was here in Royal Woods." Lincoln said, pointing to the right. (Don't worry fans, the actual Ben Kingsley is not in this story.)

"Oh, that's Senor Benjamin!" exclaimed Lynn Sr.

"Let's go introduce you to him, sweetie." Rita said, talking to Lincoln as the three headed towards him.

After squiggling out of the crowd of people, the three had approached Senor Benjamin without a speck of dirt around their clothes. The three were lucky they slid past the mob real nicely.

"Um, you don't happen to be Senor Benjamin, do you?" Lincoln asked the landscaper.

"You don't seem to recognize me, do ya?" Senior Benjamin replied.

"Sorry, you have to apologize on Lincoln's behalf, he seems to mistake you for some kind of famous actor." Rita said, laughing nervously.

"Hahahaha, I get that all the time." Benjamin said with a light-hearted chuckle.

"I'm sorry about that, Senior Benjamin. My name is Lincoln, it's good to meet you." Lincoln said as he shook his hand.

"Lincoln Loud, huh?" Benjamin smirked. "Your parents told me all about you and the problems you've been having with your ten sisters as of late. Is that right?"

"Yes sir, I live in a house with 10 sisters." explained Lincoln.

"Not to worry about that, my master and his family can help you out." Said Benjamin.

"Yeah, his neck's also hurting from the big snake that one of his sisters brought home, so do you have something that can treat him?" asked Lincoln's father.

"We do, indeed!" Benjamin replied.

Not knowing what to say, Lincoln decided to end this little meet up by turning to his parents, attempting to say goodbye to them for now.

"Sooooo, this is it." sighed Lincoln.

"Yep, it's time for you guys to catch your flight, son." said Lynn sr.

"You need anything before you head out?" asked Rita.

"Uhhhh, I'm think I'm good so far." Lincoln replied right after he checked his bag.

"Okay son, you have a good time." Lynn Sr replied.

"Get better, sweetie." Rita said, as both Lincoln and Senior Benjamin head for their flight.

They went outside to see which kind of airplane they were heading in, but much to their surprise, there didn't seem to be an airplane in sight.

"Ummm, Mr. Benjamin...?" asked Lincoln.

"Yes, Lincoln?" he answered.

"Where's the plane?" The kid answered.

"Ohh, where are my manners at?" Benjamin chuckled. "We're actually gonna be flying on a private plane."

"Really?" asked Lincoln. "I never flew on a private plane before, those types of planes are very expensive."

"Well, not like this one." The landscaper smirked again.

It wasn't too long until they saw a private plane with a black/red pattern wrapped all around the jet.

"Now, I must inform you, it is a little small so I hope you can handle It." informed Benjamin.

"Okay!" Lincoln replied.

Once he was finally inside the small plane, Lincoln looked around for a small cupboard so that he could find somewhere to put his bags. Alas, there weren't any.

"Um, Senor Benjamin?" Lincoln said.

"You need something, Lincoln?" Benjamin asked.

"I don't know where to put this bag at." Lincoln replied while holding up a bag of his stuff.

"Under the seats should be fine," Benjamin suggested. "After all, this could be a while before we make it to the compound."

"You mean it'll take like 6 to 8 hours to get there?" Lincoln asked.

"Something like that," nodded the landscaper. "But don't worry Lincoln, we'll be in North Carolina way before it reaches 5 pm in the later day."

"Alright gentlemen, be seated with your seat-belts at all time, we'll be taking off in shortly." said the pilot over on the intercom.

"You might wanna get seated," Benjamin replied. "I'll tend to get a little bumpy."

"Yes sir!" Lincoln replied.

"Are you sure your sprained neck can handle it?" asked Benjamin.

"I hope so!" nodded Lincoln.

Unfortunately, that proved otherwise.

Minutes before the plane took off, the wheels were experiencing large, yet small bumps around the runway, leaving Lincoln bouncing up and down which added extra pain to his neck! Apparently, this ride was getting way too bumpy for Lincoln to handle, let alone endure as a result!

"OW, OW, OW, OW, OWWWW!" Lincoln yelped between bumps.

"Try to keep yourself still, Lincoln." Said Benjamin. "It's starting to get bumpy, but it'll be over."

"I'm trying to keep myself still!" hissed Lincoln. "These seatbelts don't do worth jack!"

"Yeah, I should have talk to somebody about that." said Benjamin.

After the bumpy ride from the runway stopped, the plane finally got off the ground, much to Lincoln's dazy relief. With all the rattling he had experienced, who knows how his neck was feeling right now after that.

A few hours later...

Lincoln Loud was busy spending the plane ride sleeping off the pain from that bumpy beginning until he heard P.A. coming from the sound system.

"Attention gentlemen, we've reached our destination, please stay seated until we come to a complete halt." announced the pilot.

"Huh, wha...?" Lincoln said, getting up said getting up from his nap.

"We're here, Lincoln." Said Senior Benjamin. "Now, let's get our luggage and head inside."

"Sorry, I figured we'd be on a long flight..." Lincoln yawned as he wiped the dust from his eyes.

"I thought so too! Luckily, we were able to land before it got late." Benjamin explained.

"Ah, okay." Lincoln muttered sleepily. "Dang it, and I was having a nice dream, too."

It wasn't long before both Lincoln and Senor Benjamin had two got out of their seats, got their luggage and left their private plane.

The two then headed inside the airport to find their limo driver. Lincoln's eyes popped a little out of his socket when he realized how big and strong he was. He was around 6'8', 290 pounds, bald and wearing a goatee around his chin. In Lincoln's case, he looked big enough to be an entire house himself!

"Yikes, what the hell did I get myself into?" Lincoln thought to himself in unison.

"Is this the kid?" The driver spoke in a gruffy voice.

"Yes sir, this is Lincoln Loud," said Benjamin. "We would like you to take us to The Hardy compound at once."

"Certainly, sir!" Replied the limo driver.

While they were following the driver to the limo, Lincoln turned to Benjamin with pure uncertainty.

"Um, is the place any good...?" gulped Lincoln.

"Oh yes, Mr. Hardy's house is very good place for kids to be in." Benjamin replied.

"I hope so..." Lincoln gulped to himself.

As Lincoln, Senior Benjamin and the limo driver headed towards their limo, someone was watching those two men the whole time from far away. The men was revealed to be WWE Hall of Famer Ron Simmons, and former WWE star Swoggle, who was busy holding a newspaper in attempt to make sure Lincoln didn't catch them.

"You think they were on to us?" Swoggle said to Ron.

"DAMN!" Ron shouted, nodding in response.

"I'll say that's a yes." sighed Swoggle as he was turning the page to his newspaper.

As the three got outside, Lincoln encountered a limo mixed with green-purple colors all around, indicating that it was The Hardy's limo. It looked a bit freaky, but in Lincoln's case, it looked stylish in a cool way.

"Whoa, never seen a limo like that..." thought Lincoln.

"Nobody has my friend." said Senior Benjamin.

As soon as they got there, the limo driver soon rushed right over to the door so that both Senor Benjamin and Lincoln could get in. But once he got in though, he had seen a familiar face waiting for him inside the limo:

His best friend, Clyde.

"What's up, Lincoln?" asked Clyde.

"Clyde? What are you doing here?" Lincoln asked, he's shocked to see his best friend.

"Seeing my friend enter this awesome limo, what else?" Clyde smirked.

"Are you taking this experience too?" Lincoln said.

"Totally, so it was fitting that I'd let my friend be here with me." Clyde suggested. "After all, what are friends for?"

Feb 5"You two forgot about me." Said a mysterious voice.

Lincoln looked all around to see where the voice came from. And it wasn't long before Lincoln looked over to the far left to see yet another familiar face inside the limo:

Lincoln's girlfriend, Ronnie Anne Santiago.

Lincoln was somehow shocked to see his girlfriend sitting far away from him. Apparently, he forgot to realize she was inside the limo as well.

"Huh, Ronnie Anne?" gasped Lincoln.

"Ah, you two know each other?" Benjamin asked the kid.

"Yes! She's actually my dream girl, and she's my girlfriend." explained Lincoln.

"Ah, no wonder she speaks so highly of you." Benjamin smirked. "I believe she's even given you a pet name, huh?"

"Yeah, but you'll never know it." Ronnie Anne replied.

"I believe it's Lame-O, right?" said Senor Benjamin with a smirk.

"That's none of your business!" replied Lincoln.

The kid couldn't help but turn away a bit red-faced from that little moment. So just to cover his shame, he decided to look at the mirror for a little while, while at the same time attempting to get rid of the blush across his face.

"That's okay, Lincoln!" Clyde said.

"Alright then, everybody's here and let's get going." said Benjamin.

Knowing that this drive was gonna be a bit long, Lincoln decided it was time for him to get a little snooze break.

30 minutes later...

Lincoln was busy enjoying another pain-free drive as all of a sudden...

*SCREEEEEEECH!*

The limo had pulled over, leaving Lincoln a little shocked.

"Ah ah, what happened!" hollered Lincoln.

"We're here!" The limo driver exclaimed.

"What, that's it?" Lincoln gasped. "I thought it would've been longer than that."

"Oh, you wanted it to be longer?" Benjamin chuckled.

"No, I didn't expect it to be that short." replied Lincoln.

"Relax Lincoln, it was only a half hour." said Clyde.

"Ohhh," groaned Lincoln. "Can I get back to my sleep now?"

"Don't worry, you will have plenty of sleep when the time comes through." Benjamin nodded. "Right now, let's unpack."

"Right." Lincoln nodded as the limo driver opened the door.

Finally, both the four had stepped out from the limo without any scratch at all. But while Lincoln was getting himself out of the limo, Ronnie Anne was checking out the bandage that was wrapped around Lincoln's neck.

"Hey Linc, you trying out for the circus or something?" asked Ronnie Anne.

"No, my neck hurts because I was nearly killed by Lana's new pet python." Lincoln explained.

"Huh, I must've guessed by that long neckbrace you've been sporting." Ronnie Anne chuckled.

"It keeps my neck from moving in ways that can hurt." he finished.

As soon as they were all getting their luggage out of the limo, a flying maniacal robot came flying towards them, leaving Clyde ducking and cowering in total fear. Clyde had no idea what the drone flying above their faces were gonna do to them.

"Ah, get away, get away!" Clyde squirmed. "What the heck is that?!"

"There's no need to fear Vanguard 1, Mr. McBride." reassured Senor Benjamin.

"Vanguard what?" Lincoln replied.

"That's Master Hardy's companion," Benjamin pointed out. "You shouldn't be afraid of him. He would never want to hurt a fly."

"Well take your word for it." Ronnie Anne said.

"I hope you're telling the truth," Clyde gulped. "But if you're lying about that tiny flying robot, I'm not taking any chances."

Just to prove his own point, Clyde went into a martial arts stance and went face to face with Vanguard #1. His little hesitance brought in another little chuckle coming from Senor Benjamin.

"I like your friend, Lincoln." said Benjamin. "Very unusual."

"We've been through a lot of things together." said Lincoln.

Vanguard #1 starts beeping out, as if he was nodding and speaking to Benjamin.

"Looks like he agrees." Benjamin said, referring to the drone beside him.

"What else is he saying?" Clyde asked.

"He says for me to take you three to your rooms that you'll be staying in. After you guys are settle in, we'll take you to meet with Brother Nero, and Master Hardy will be here later." explained Senior Benjamin.

"Makes sense," Ronnie Anne replied. "Let's get this over with."

"Follow me, kids." said Benjamin.

Following his orders, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Clyde followed Senor Benjamin all the way to the door. Of course, Clyde was starting to look behind his shoulders, hoping that Senor Benjamin was lying about Master Hardy's little drone companion. It was obvious he still wasn't persuaded.

Lincoln always wanted to know what was in that house. His heart was beating furiously and the beads of sweat he was dropping looked so uncontainable. He didn't know what Lincoln was gonna expect the first minute he walked down that door. But whatever happens to him at the end, Lincoln was definitely gonna make the best of it.

Well, that was fun. And it's gonna get very interesting once Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Clyde both enter inside the compound. What will they expect? Next chapter will be coming up soon. Until then, free cake for everyone! ^_^