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Hello boring town of Forks, I hope you're ready for some drama. Cullens are hot, but the Van der Woodsen's are hotter.

They are true New Yorkers. Manhattan is there home and Brooklyn is there playground. But what is Forks to them?

Sightings

Van der Woodsen's moving into forks only mansion, claming the name of the richest family in the Olympic Peninsula; richer than the ever-loving Cullens.

And who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell.

You know you already love me.

xoxo

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Bella POV

"We have four new students today, and so we invite them to introduce themselves" Principal Fisher said. What the fuck?

What kind of school is this? My siblings and I got on stage.

"I'm the oldest; Serena Park Van der Woodsen; Serena because that was my mother's best friend's name and Park because My mom's water broke on Park avenue" Serena said. "My siblings and parents either call me Lena or Park, but when their mad at me they call me Serena." She explained backing away from the mike.

"I'm the second oldest and Lena's twin; Blaire Madison Van der Woodsen. Blaire, because that grandmother's name and Madison because my dad proposed in Madison Square Garden. Siblings and parents call me Maddie, or Care Blaire, when their mad they call me Blaire." Blair said in a bored tone.

"I'm the second youngest; Jasper Bryant Van der Woodsen. Jasper, because that was my mom's brother, my dad's best friend's name. Bryant, because my parents first met, at Bryan Park at a party for some cause. My siblings and parents call me Jazz or Bryant when they're mad they cal me Jasper." He said calmly.

I rolled my eyes and stepped up. "I'm Jazz's twin; Isabella Lexington Van der Woodson (a/n play along). Isabella because Princess Isabella of Italy introduced my parents at the party at Bryan Park. Lexington because our parents first confessed their love for each other while walking down Lexington Avenue. Everyone calls me Bella. No one is allowed to call me Isabella" I warned. "My siblings call me Bells, Bella, Lexy…" I said chuckling a little bit at the thought. In Manhattan I was known as Sexy Lexy. "…but if they're mad at me the call me Isabella, or when it's real bad, they us my whole name." I faked a chill. It never got that bad except once. I moved away from the mike to join my siblings who were still chuckling at the Lexy joke.

I looked at them and muttered "little sexy Lexy" before we all burst out laughing our thoughts all coordinated on that day.

Edward POV
Wow. Maybe they're not just the shallow type. Their names seem to have a lot of meaning. I looked into there heads and saw a memory in Blair's head.

It was in Chuck's suite. We were all in bras and underwear/boxers, dancing and having fun. Bella came out and damn my little sister looked hot.

Chuck went up to her and they had a hot and heavy make out. "Damn little Lexy is sexy" he muttered. We had sex in the open. Not that anyone minded. We've seen each other naked before. It soon turned in to two foursome's and then we joined the foursome's together.

The next morning, we all laughed hard about the sexy Lexy thing that Bells was called that all across NYC.

Oh. My. God. I just saw a eighthsome and now I can't get that out of my head.

"What up Edward?" Emmett asked. "I explained the whole thing to them and they found it hilarious that I witnessed that. They're all stuck up and snobby.

"Do you have any dreams?" Principle Fisher asked the snobs.

"Yale. I always wanted to go to Yale and study fashion design (don't ask) and modeling. Then Nate and I would live happily ever after." Blair said her voice cracking on the last part as her siblings threw her sympathetic looks. Obviously this Nate was her boyfriend or sex buddy, if you ask me.

"Yale. I wanted the same as Blaire except it would be Dan instead of Nate." Serena said a tear escaping. Again with the sex buddies!

"Yale. Professional basket-ball player. Living happily with the love of my life, which I haven't found yet. Or maybe Vanessa." Jasper said frowning slightly. Asshole can't even realize who he loves!

Then the slut of the family (if you ask me) Bella, came on to the mike. "Yale. I want the same things as my sister's and I'd live with the love of my life or Chuck." She said frowning also. Told you she was a slut.

"You girls have the same dreams, is there a reason?" Fisher asked

"What is this entertainment tonight?" Blair muttered icily, too low for anyone but her siblings and mine to hear. They all bit there lips to stop from laughing and Serena took the mike. "We would like to launch a clothing line and boutique called triple threat." She replied.

Alice and Rosalie squealed and Emmett and I rolled our eyes.

"Mom has a surprise for us" Alice said suddenly. We all nodded.

Alice can see the future, I can read minds and we're vampires. Go Figure!

Biology came quickly and Isabella sat beside me, can't believe I thought that slut was cute.

Bella: Hey

Edward: What do you want?

Bella: rude much?

Edward: Yea well I'm rude to sluts.

Bella: You have no right to call me a slut. You don't even know me!

Edward: I know your dumb and stupid and a whore.

Bella: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASS!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME AND YOU THINK YOU CAN COME HERE AND CALL ME A SLUT? A WHORE? HELL YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL ME STUPID YOU DICK!

Edward: AND WHY CAN'T I ISABELLA????

Bella: Because YOU don't know me. YOU don't know that I scored a perfect score on SAT's like my siblings. And because YOU don't know that I was in all AP classes in Constance. So I suggest that you SHUT THE FUCK UP!

And with that she stormed out of class, everyone staring at us.

The day passed quickly and soon it was time to go home. The Van der Woodsen's were in front of our car.

Edward: What?

Bella: I'm going to leave, okay guys? I'll text you with the info on what mom and dad wanted to tell us.

Serena: Okay.

Bella zoomed away.

Jasper: You ass *he said punching me*

Me: What? *And that kind-a hurt*

Blaire: You really don't know what you did?

Rose: obviously he doesn't

Serena: How dare you call Bella a slut?

Edward: I was speaking the truth.

Blaire: Bella is not a slut or a whore.

Jasper: And she could beat you in a smart-ass show down any day. So do no call her an idiot.

Alice: Edward's smarter than her.

Serena: Maybe book-smart, but not street-smart.

And with one more icy glare from all of them they zoomed away.

Aw guess the Cullens and the Van der Woodsen's don't get along.