Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I still don't own Doctor Who. And now, part two of "The Oncoming Enemy."
"But now, my dear Doctor, you must die." Jack put his hand on the TARDIS door handle, and as if on cue, Rose burst through the door, sending Jack flying off the roof of the building, his greatcoat flapping about him. Rose gave a scream of delight- she had been pushing at the TARDIS doors for five minutes before remembering the doors opened inwards. She gave another scream of delight.

"DOCTOR!!! You may've regenerated, but I still recognise you after all this time!! Oh, I knew you would come back again, I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT!!" This last sentence rose in pitch until it was almost a screech; the Thirteenth Doctor automatically prepared a Venusian fighting posture, preparing for an oncoming Rose, armed with hugging and, even worse, snogging powers. However, he was saved this trauma as Rose shot straight past him, wrapping her arms around Jenny's shoulders. Jenny looked down at her with an expression of extreme distaste.

"Doctor, Doctor, Doctor," slobbered Rose. "You may be a woman, but I- I must confess, I've always preferred women..."

This was a shock to everyone of the rooftop, but to one person, it was too much.

"OH, WHAT?!?!?!?" Shouted one of the Ice Warriors, in a very human- sounding voice. "So that's why you never wanted to- er, well- get intimate!"

"Egad! The Ice Warriors too? Is there no one you won't resort to- um- relationships with?" Demanded the Doctor.

"Oh, come on, Doctor, it's me!" called the Ice Warrior, waving a claw cheerily.

The Doctor narrowed his eyes. "Varga?" he guessed.

"Nah, it's me!" The Ice Warrior pulled off his head. Jenny, who had just delivered a drop-kick to Rose, raised an eyebrow. From the stump of the Warrior's neck, a human head suddenly sprouted, grinning. "Hello!"

"Mickey!!" The Doctor yelled delightedly. He started forward, but the Ice-Warrior-who-really-was-an-Ice-Warrior raised his weapon, hissing menacingly. Mickey spun round, adopting a very silly gangster posture, shooting at the Ice Warrior.

The Rooftop around them blurred and juddered around them. The Ice Warrior collapsed, dead. Mr Cybes raised his laser rifle, but Jenny shoved Rose at him, sending them both tumbling into the Hyper-lift shaft. Mickey discarded the rest of his disguise, then gave the disgruntled Doctor a high- five. The Doctor glared sourly at him.

"What are you doing here, Mickey? I thought I'd dealt with you, setting you up for a happy life with your Gran, and that rather obliging girl who owned the sweet shop..."

Mickey winked roguishly, smiling at the Doctor and Jenny. "Yeah, but then, I got a job with UNIT..."

"No way!" The Doctor beamed, pleased that one of his ex-companions was doing something useful. "Mind you, I s'pose if Jenny can get a job at UNIT, anyone can..."

"HOI!" Shouted Jenny. "None of that, thank you. Besides, remind me who was their unpaid, scientific guy in ye olde 1970s? Hmm?" The Doctor coughed, looking slightly embarrassed.

"Harrumph," he harrumphed. "Anyway, now Jenny, we've got rid of Jack, and the world is saved!"

"What? Just like that?" Jenny said incredulously. "Aw, swizz."

The Doctor frowned at her, tilting his head to one side. "You know, Jenny, I think you are mellowing."

"Ha! Perish the thought. Shall we be off then?" Jenny replied.

"Righto. Off we go, then. Coming with us, Mickey?"

"Errm... No thanks, Doc. I'm actually getting on with my life in this universe. See you around, Doc."

The Doctor grinned suddenly. "Mayhap."

"Or mayhap not." sneered a cold voice from behind them. The trio turned to see a very angry and battered Jack climb over the rooftop, waving his gun dangerously. "So, I'm destined to become an evil dictator, am I?"

"Ummm... something like that." admitted the Doctor, with a nervous smile.

Jack curled his lip. "Then not even a Timelord should argue with destiny." He raised his laser, and fired.

The Doctor prepared himself for the death from which there would be n regeneration, for he was in his last body. However, death was not forthcoming. He opened one eye a crack, squinting. The smell of smoke reached his nostrils. He turned his head to see his shoulder smoking, and he realised the shot had whipped past his shoulder, cutting his black coat open. Jack raised his gun again, but the Doctor was ready for him. Grabbing hold of Jenny and Mickey, he threw them down onto the floor as the second shot whizzed overhead. By the time Jack had primed his gun for a third time, the Doctor had thrown himself at the American. The pair struggled valiantly on the rooftop, their greatcoats fluttering in the wind. The Doctor swung a fist into Jack's stomach, sending him staggering back, almost to the edge of the roof. As Jack swung his arms to prevent himself from falling, The Doctor leapt forward, wrestling the gun from Jack's grasp. With a look of contempt, the Doctor snapped the gun in two over his knee. Jack gaped at him.

"Now, calm down." The Doctor said to Jack. "I'm not going to hurt you."

Just then, Jack received an unexpected tap on the shoulder. "I, on the other hand," snarled Jenny, "Am a different matter." She grabbed hold of his lapels, seizing him in a passionate kiss.

Mickey picked himself up, looking confused at the two kissers, who were now writhing on the ground. "Now, you see, Mickey, what Jenny here is doing is-er- in essence-um- well-" Jack's eyes rolled up to the whites. "-sucking all the air out of Jack's lungs." Jack collapsed, unconscious. "Now, I want a look in Jack's office, don't you, Jenny?"

"Oh, rather!" said Jenny enthusiastically. The trio walked towards the hyper- lift, but stopped as the Hyper- lift slid into view, carrying five occupants: Rose, Cybes and three Ice Warriors. The Doctor gritted his teeth. Rose screamed at the top of her voice when she saw Jack's prone body.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What have you done to my fantastic Jackypoos?" She shot forward, wrapping her arms around Jack's body, showering it with kisses, making it very soggy indeed. Jack's eyes fluttered open, and on seeing Rose, punched her n the face, then hauled her into the TARDIS, disappearing into it himself.

"Oh no, you don't!" Yelled the Doctor, leaping forwards into the TARDIS, milliseconds before it took off. And Jenny was right where she started, held at gunpoint by Cybes and his Martian lackeys...


Oh, dear! Next time, The Doctor attempts to stop Jack, while Jenny attempts to find out what Jack is up to in the first place...