Kakashi appeared in the doorway, watching the class of girls run outside. The last girl was pulled aside and questioned.
"Melissa, what did he do?" asking with full knowledge that Jiraiya had caused this riot.
"I think he was trying to seduce us. I'm scared, and I don't scare easily." Melissa hid behind Kakashi as Jiraiya walked from the class next door. He straightened his vest and hitched his pants up higher so they wouldn't fall due to the loss of a 'missing' belt. Jiraiya smiled innocently at Kakashi and Melissa.
"So, did you enjoy the show, Melissa?" Melissa freaked out and pulled Kakashi closer to her, groping the jonins waist.
'Operation grope Kakashi is complete. Phase two…' a demonic smirk over came her.
"Kakashi-sensei, I have to go home. I'm too afraid to go back into that room, so could you bring my books to my house?"
"Of course, Melissa. I'll be there after this class is over. Do one thing for me. Alert the other girls that there won't be a female group anymore. It deems too risky."
"No problem." Melissa ran home to prepare for Kakashi's visit.
Kakashi turned to Jiraiya, a scornful look on his face.
"Jiraiya, this isn't the hot springs. You can't just come in here and ruin my class be trying to seduce these genin. I won't take the fall for your actions, so I'm letting you go."
"You don't mean… I'm fired?"
"Yes. Get your things and leave."
Jiraiya walked into the doorway of his classroom and looked back at Kakashi sadly. He gave Kakashi the puppy dog eyes.
"I just want you to know one thing, Kakashi. I always respected you as an equal as a shinobi. I just wish I knew how to quit you!"
Kakashi sweat dropped, but was fearful with what Jiraiya said.
'I thought he was… Nah.'
Kakashi walked back into class. The guys looked at him like he had three heads. Picking up his book, Kakashi tried to resume the lesson.
"Now, where was I, oh yeah. Turn your pages to Chapter 1. Naruto you'll start reading. After that, popcorn to someone else."
"Kakashi-sensei, I don't feel safe reading it. The title doesn't seem too imposing, but it feels ominous."
"Damn it, Naruto! Just read the first page or I'll have you and Sasuke relive that 'special' moment you shared in episode 3 that all fan girls went wild over. And if that isn't enough, I'll read you a SasuNaru story, to the whole class!"
Naruto gulped at the threat. He had heard of the great fan girl incident that started the revolution of SasuNaru stories. God knew he didn't have the guts to face up to their wicked plots of shonen-ai pairings. Though he knew they could get even worse. Because of that, Naruto hadn't logged on to the internet in months.
'We're already into Shippuden! When will they stop harassing us poor male characters? This must be Masashi Kishimoto's fault for making us so compatible. Damn our cuteness! At least we're not the only one's who suffer.'
Naruto stifled a giggle thinking of how many KakaIru stories he had found. Even Kaka Gai. Oh yes. Blackmail was a very sweet thing.
"Kakashi-sensei, I refuse to subject myself to this!"
Kakashi sighed. He felt nauseous.
"Fine, Lee. You read you must be used to reading GaiLee all the time.
Lee blushed. He did like the pairing. He had read them with Gai. They acted as a bedtime story.
"Yes, Kakashi-sensei. Chapter 1, The First –"
Lee was cut off as the bell rang, ending class. Kakashi sighed.
"Bring your books home and read chapter 1 for homework. Also, write three level three questions having to do with what you read. That's all. I'll see you, if you decide to come back at all."
Everyone walked out leaving Kakashi slumped on the front desk.
"I need some extra strength pain killers!"
This wasn't going to end well.
So, how was it? Sorry for not updating in a whole week. School's been very time consuming. I'll keep doing my best to keep update time short and steady.
Please review. Tell me how it was. I tried to make it longer and have more substance.
