Jinso: Hello everyone, and welcome to chapter two of Disciple of the Elder God! But before we begin, I would first like to acknowledge and thank people that reviewed only less than a week after I posted the first chapter! Damn!

Asa Usa: Yes, it is a bit cheesy, but if there were no cheesy things in life, we wouldn't have nachos! That would be horrible!

Gundam Lord: DAMN STRAIGHT! PRAISE JINSO, BITCHES!

NarutoLuver896: Don't worry, I will probably only add one more girl to the harem, and it will NOT be Sakura! It'll probably be Shizune or something.

kb: I understand why you would have problems with Jinso abiding by human rules. There is a reason for that, though. See, even though he is the highest deity and can easily remove a person from existence without batting an eyelash, don't you think that if he just started killing people who annoyed him anytime they did so, other people would form mobs and shit to try and kill him? Plus, that'd give him too much paperwork to deal with up in the heavens, and he does NOT want that. (Yes, even the greatest god still has to deal with the white menace.)

Uzunaru999:...That...is...GENIUS! Jinso, to the howler monkey! *insert transition theme*

midnight-raven-wing: Thank you very much, and don't worry, this story is going on the good path! Or is it that crazy-as-fuck path? Hmm...I'll have to figure that one out...

Gravity The Wizard: Actually, this story will not become a Gary/Mary-sue fic, as from now on, Jinso will still be a main character, but he'll be on the sidelines, and occasionally part of the main plot.

god of all: I am continuing it soon, but I will not be on fanfiction on the 23rd, as it is part of a petition I'm doing to help stop the destruction of fanfiction.

sword of time: Sorry, but nope. Though, I might add Shizune.

some random dude: Thank you very much! I'm very pleased to know that you're happy reading my stories, as that was my purpose for joining !

The Lover of Many Stories: Will do!

renegadeofficer89: Thank you very much! FIELD PROMOTION, BITCH!

Also, I'm sorry for posting this so late! I had to go on an eight-day, quote, unquote 'mandatory' stay at Shawnee up in Pennsylvania. It was good and all, but I couldn't get wifi 'cuz if I wanted to, I had to pay $12 a DAY for it! FUCK NO! But, anyways, this shall be your 'I'm sorry' gift from me!

On that note, let's get to the chapter!

Timeskip 3 Years

It was now the day of team placements. Throughout the 3 years of the Academy that had passed, the students had been taught a number of things and faced entirely new experiences. Of course that always came with some trouble and different events. One such event was that he was going to be promoted to jonin at the end of this last Academy year.

(I'm not going to do the graduation test because you know that I'd just have Naruto use KBs instead of regular bunshins.)

(Additional: The Rookie Nine all passed.)

"Alright, here are your teams..." Naruto just laid his head down on the desk and waited for his name to be called.

"Team 7, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Hyuuga Hinata." Multiple shrieks appeared all over the room from Sasuke's fanclub.

"NOO! WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN WITH SASUKE-KUN?"

"I BET THAT HYUUGA HUSSY IS JUST TRYING TO GET IN SASUKE-KUN'S PANTS!" Naruto turned and glared at the one who said that, brandishing the tanto Jinso had given him in the form of a massive claymore.

"You wanna say that again, you fuck-faced skank?" He growled out.

"AHEM!" Everyone turned to see Jinso with his hand in front of his mouth.

"Now then...your team will be taught by Hatake Kakashi. Team 8, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, and Whoruno Sakura."

"I AM NOT A WHORE, YOU JERK!"

"'Scuse me, I coughed a little when I said that." Naruto and Sasuke smirked at the back of the room, knowing he actually did call her a whore.

"Your sensei will be Yuhi Kurenai."

"Team 9 is still in circulation from last year, so Team 10 will be Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji, and Nara Shikamaru. Your sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma. Please wait for your team senseis to arrive here." Jinso then gave a peace sign with his hand, and with a loud shout of "Ja Ne!" he threw a flash bomb down and disappeared.

3 Hours Later

"Where the hell is our sensei!" Sasuke yelled. Everyone else had already left the building, and they were the only ones left. The three were sitting on a row of desks right beside each other, and Hinata was leaning her head on Naruto's shoulder. Said whiskered blonde began tapping his finger to his chin.

"If I remember correctly, Nii-san said to wait three hours, leave a note for our sensei—and a trap—and then go to the roof. Something about him being a major perv and always showing up late as fuck." He replied to the ravenette. So then Naruto got out a slip of paper, wrote down a message, and the three left to go to the Academy roof.

One Minute Later

A man with silver, gravity-defying hair stepped into the room. Seeing no one there, he looked around. Then Kakashi spotted a note on the floor.

Dear Ero-scarecrow,

Look behind you.

-Team 7

P.S: We're on the roof.

"Look behind me?...What the—oh shit!" Kakashi had to dodge a hail of flaming and sparking kunai before moving over an 8x4 mat of makibishi spikes and finally leaping out the window to avoid a lightningbolt that crashed down where he used to be.

'Are they crazy! That could've actually killed me!' Kakashi mentally shouted. He then shunshined up to the roof only to find Team 7 playing poker. Of course, he then facefaulted onto the ground.

"Oh, good. Sensei's here." Naruto remarked while not looking away from the poker game. Kakashi got up slowly, his eyebrow twitching. The silver-haired Cyclops then used the Demon Head Technique to shout at them.

"GOOD! I SERIOUSLY COULD HAVE DIED!" Kakashi screamed with fire coming out of his mouth and in his eye.

"Then don't be late next time, and we won't lay out any traps. Your skills must seriously be lacking for a group of greenhorn genin to get one up on you, anyways." Sasuke told him, also not looking up from their game. Kakashi's eyebrow twitched once more.

"Alright, then. How about we do some introductions?" Naruto and Sasuke both let out a sigh at the same time and packed away the cards. As the three got near Kakashi, the jonin pulled out his beloved Icha Icha Paradise. While Sasuke and Hinata were ahead of Naruto, the blonde had stopped with a dark shadow covering his eyes.

"Kakashi-sensei...what is that in your hands?" The blonde asked in a calm voice that sent shivers down both Sasuke and Hinata's spines.

'Oh, shit. Kakashi just had to be a fan of the one book series in the world that Naruto wishes to destroy.' Sasuke thought with a mental role of his eyes.

"Why, it's none other than Icha Icha, written by the great Jiraiya-sama of the Sannin!" The cycloptic jonin replied happily.

"Good..." Naruto then pulled the tanto off his back, turned it into a massive longsword, and set it on fire.

"'CUZ I'M GONNA DESTROY EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE BOOKS!" The blonde shouted, death in his eyes as he raced toward the accursed waste of paper.

"HOLY SHIT! DUCK AND COVER, HINATA!" Sasuke yelled as he and the Hyuuga heiress both jumped far away from the blonde streak of death. Kakashi looked a boy who had just been caught by his mom sneaking out at night, only, his 'mother' was a crazy-ass blonde with a massive flaming sword that wanted to destroy his book. Naruto managed to get close and slice Kakashi's book into pieces, only to find out that it had been replaced with a log. Said jonin was hiding with Sasuke and Hinata.

"Sensei, if you value your life and your manhood, you will NEVER take that book out near Naruto again." Sasuke warned him. The ravenette then got up and shouted out to Naruto.

"It's all right! He promised to never take the book out near you again, alright?" Naruto nodded, and put away his sword. The four then joined together by the side of the roof.

"Alright, let's do some introductions. Smut-killer, you're first." Kakashi said, pointing meekly at Naruto.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like Hina-chan, onii-san, ramen, Ayame-chan, Anko-chan, pocky, dango, watching clouds. My dislikes are rapists, perverts," Naruto said, looking pointedly at Kakashi.

"That smut which shall not be named, arrogant people, and animal abusers. My favorite food is ramen-it's like crack, I tell you. And my goals...Hey...what the hell is that over there?" Naruto asked, pointing to a strange, pulsing ellipse that was in midair.

"I...don't know." Kakashi said, rubbing the back of his cranium. Naruto began walking towards it.

'Little bro, whatever you do, don't touch—' And of course, Naruto had touched it right then, causing him to disappear in a flash of light. Jinso suddenly appeared on scene.

"Fuck, he touched it, didn't he!" The chocolate-haired god turned to Kakashi.

"We'll be back...sometime..." As the ellipse began to close, Jinso jumped straight through, sending him to a new place.

On the other side of the portal

Naruto and Jinso both tumbled out onto a grassy field with a massive cherry blossom tree in the middle of it all.

"Dammit, Naruto, when I say don't touch it, you don't FUCKING TOUCH IT!" Jinso yelled. Naruto got up with a sigh.

"Sorry. You know me; I'm very curious." Jinso nodded.

"Yeah, I do." Both of them then looked around.

"So where the hell are we, onii-san?" Jinso looked and saw floating scrolls with two wisps of fire beside each. He then wet one of his fingers and stuck it in the air for a few seconds. Jinso brought it down with a deadpan look as he said,

"Shit."

"What?"

"We're in a video game right now." Naruto facepalmed.

"Why must I be attracted to shiny and glowing objects?" He moaned. Jinso then noticed one of the scrolls coming towards them.

"Naruto, stay back."

"What? Why?"

"These scrolls contain powerful monsters. They're too much for you to handle, but they're a piece of cake for me. Now get back!" Naruto leapt away right as the scroll made contact with Jinso, and the god met three blue imps.

"Well, lookie here, boys, we got ourselves a meal!" One of them cackled. Jinso merely smirked and drew his katana.

"Sorry, but, this item is off the menu!" He shouted, suddenly appearing behind an imp as it burst apart. Jinso then appeared behind another, and it burst apart. He finally positioned himself across from the last one, and then jumped high, bringing the blade down right in the imp's forehead. The barrier then dispelled. For some reason, he heard...a wolf and a squeaky voice? The god turned his head to see none other than Okami Amaterasu running up with Issun on her head. Suddenly, the sun goddess was stopped by a shout from Issun, which sounded something like,

"This guy doesn't look too friendly, Ammy! You better be careful!" Jinso turned around to face them, holding his katana by his side. Immediately, Amaterasu got ready to fight, and Issun said,

"Let's show him not to mess with the sun goddess!" Jinso merely flicked the mint green blood off of his blade and sheathed it. This confused Ammy and Issun, who said,

"He's not gonna fight?" Jinso crossed his arms.

"Come on out, Naruto. It's safe now." The duo looked to see a blonde 12 year-old with six whisker marks on his cheeks come out from behind a boulder. The teen then turned his attention back to Amaterasu. He studied the wolf, his eyes drifting up and down across Ammy.

"Something wrong, kid?" Issun asked. Jinso's eyes then looked right at the Poncle.

"Nothing is wrong, Issun." Issun and Ammy immediately paled.

"How do you know my name?" The chivalrous pervert said. Jinso folded his arms across his chest.

"I know all, grandson of Ishaku; like that the brilliantly white wolf you are standing on is the goddess Amaterasu, and how you are on a quest to gather the 13 Brush God techniques. Also that a flamboyant Tao master who speaks gratuitous French and constantly aggravates you and me both is going to arrive in exactly 3.52 seconds."

3.52 Seconds Later

"Hark! The call of the heavens, the earth, the sea... They summon me forth to defeat evil! Waka, the gods' gift to man is here! Bonjour!" The half-baked prophet announced as he landed atop the Guardian Sapling. He looked to see Jinso with Ammy, Issun, and Naruto, and Jinso's right eye was twitching.

"Who is your new friend, ma chérie?" Jinso sloooowly drew his katana out of its sheath before he let out a roar of fury.

"I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR FORCING ME TO SUFFER 15 GAMEPLAY HOURS OF ALMOST NONSTOP, GRATUITOUS FRENCHY BULLSHIT!" He then pointed the katana at Waka and leaped towards the girly man,

"BETTER WHIP OUT YOUR LIGHTSABER, BISHIE(1), 'CUZ THIS IS GONNA HURT!"

(1): Bishie: Short for Bishounen (lit. 'pretty boy') If you don't know what Waka looks like, go out to Gamestop or whatever, buy Okami, and the play the motherfucking game! You'll see what I mean by 'bishie', 'Waka's lightsaber', and 'suffering 15 gameplay hours of almost nonstop, gratuitous frenchy bullshit', ma chérie.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, that wraps up Chapter 2 of DOEG! Tune in next time to see Jinso and Waka's fight!

Waga meiji Jinso Kitsune-kun, hatamata ai sansuru kore messe-ji!

(My name is Jinso Kitsune-kun, and I approve this message!)