I'm Back, and i just wanted to say thanks for all the positivity (and publish chapter 2), i didn't expect it. Just a few pointers: i have the basic plot outline already planned, and it is flexible, so any suggestions will be noted, there will be no humanizing, or ponification, it is a Human in equestria fanfic, so yeah. Also, to avoid story correction, mike is a tad stubborn, a bit obsessed with russia, and as he is fascinated with everything on earth, the main problem here will be accepting something like sentient ponies, or the fact that he is human (greed, eating meat etc..), and as for the sex, that might be for another story, M was a safety measure above all. Hope you enjoy.

Chapter 2: first contact

Place: everfree forest

Mike sat down, still at a bit of a loss of what to do next. He had chopped down as many trees as he could and built a (poorly assembled) ring of stakes around his house for defense, his theory was that every forest contained at least one big, scary and flesh eating monster. He sipped his water (tea and coffee rationing had to be enforced) and enjoyed the newest song his speaker had played: panzerkampf by sabaton (don't ask) his next course of action, he had solidified in his mind, was to find food that would last, so he set out with his knife (he still had a kitchen) to look for something edible.

Meanwhile, a curious purple pony was trudging throught the dark forest, searching for the odd noise rainbow dash had described earlier, In hindsight, she thought, it would have been a bit more sensible to ask rainbow where she had heard the noise, but it was too late for that. Her curiousity came not from rainbow hearing music coming from the forest, but the music itself, DJ-Pon3 did make songs, but the lyrics were simple, and the tunes were quite monotone, so to hear music involving the word 'insomnia' was quite surprising.

As she travelled deeper into everfree, she did begin to hear something, she was excited "barely past fluttershy's house (in terms of distance) and results!" she thought to herself. She picked up the pace and galloped towards the music, she slowed when she made out the words "One million men at war, the soviet wrath unleashed" the music was very hostile, but her curiousity overcame fear as she started slowly trotting towards the aggresive sound.

Mike pushed apart some bushes and drew his knife, he had found a stray CHICKEN! He gasped, "a chicken in a forest, what!" he said to himself, regardless, he caught the chicken and cut it's throat, as to avoid any other predator's attention, and walked back home with his 'meal'.

Fluttershy opened her door and walked out of her house slowly to feed her hens, her smooth pink mane reflecting the glimpse of sunlight shining down on her house. She dropped the bag of feed in her mouth next to the coop and happily counted the hens as they rushed out to eat. The tranquil smile on her calm face was suddenly replaced with an alarmed frown as she noticed that clucky (once again, i'm terribly sorry) was missing! She followed the path of (foot?) prints through the forest until she found a large amount of blood and some feathers, she almost fainted.

"Okay, now i've got to make this thing tasty" thought mike as he neared his house, holding his former pet-chicken. He stopped in his tracks when he noticed something even more ridiculous: a purple haired pony (it looked female) standing next to his house, admiring it, her ears twitching to the beat of rabbit heart (florence + the machine). He was shocked, and did what anyone would do in this situation:

He threw a rock at it.

Twilight awoke in a daze, her hoofs tied, the last thing she remembered was admiring the oddly square-ish architecture of mike's house. She opened her eyes fully to see a happy Mammal, that looked similar to a monkey, enjoying a chicken leg. The meaty smell was quite unpleasant to the herbivorous equine, who just lied there (i mean what else could she do?) mouth agape.

Mike noticed his guest had awoken and said, quite calmly: "hi".

Once again, thanks for the support, i hope to be coming out with a chapter per day for this story, so if you like it, please tell me, Your friendly neighbourhood author: KriegesMariner