Chapter two "The Host, the Host Club and the Host Club's Idiots"
Haruhi's point of view
That morning things went bad to even worse. I was laying on the softest bed, it felt good against my skin or at least I thought it was skin at the time when I heard a phone ring right besides me. I didn't feel like answering it. It got louder and continued to ring. I finally picked it up and looked at the name. Figures, Kyoya-senpai called me.
"What do you want Kyoya-senpai?" I asked, still tired from the long exhausted sleep.
"So you haven't figured it out yet. Too bad, I don't want to spoil your surprise," Kyoya said, sounding very mysterious.
"What are you talking about? What surprise?" I asked, puzzled and still very tired.
"Isn't it obvious? Look around you my dear,"
I looked around and noticed I wasn't in my usual room. It was some much bigger. About the size of our apartment, I think. Wait a second, this is Tamaki-senpai's room! What I'm doing here!?
"So what I'm doing in Tamaki-senpai's room? What are you trying to pull on me!?" I yelled at the phone, I wasn't joking, yet he was laughing at me.
"I'm sorry Haruhi, but you sound funny to me on the other side of the phone. Too much like Tamaki. Well, I have to get going. I will see you at school," He hung up, before I could even ask what he meant.
"I sound like Tamaki? I don't understand. Why I'm I in Tamaki's room any way?"
Suddenly the phone rang again and it said the twin's last name, but I knew it was me. Wait, did some one steal my phone when I wasn't looking? What is going on here!? I'm so confused. I answered the phone and the first thing I hear is yelling.
"Haruhi, oh thank goodness you answered. We have a terrible problem!"
Wait a second, that sounds like my voice, but it can't be me, I'm here right? So, what was Kyoya-senpai trying to me? I am in Tamaki's room and I sound like him and I'm hearing my voice over Tamaki's phone.
"Who are you!? Why do you sound just like me!?" I asked panicking.
"Haruhi, calm down. I can't explain. You see, I'm Tamaki,"
"Tamaki-senpai?"
"Yes Haruhi and you aren't your self either. Did you notice where you're located? You're in my room and Kyoya probably called you by now as well. If it helps any, there is a mirror in my closest if you want to check it out for your self,"
I went over to the big closest doors and slowly opened the one side. Could he be right for once? I could I really be Tamaki-senpai? No, it isn't real. I opened the door and saw the mirror. The imagined glimmered amongst the light. A tall blonde man with violet eyes stood in the crystal mirrors. Sure enough, the imagine mocked my movements and I shook my head, realizing this couldn't be real. I heard the phone make small sounds and brought it up to my ear.
"Haruhi, are you still there?" Tamaki asked again.
"Yea, I'm here, but I don't believe it senpai. How did this happen?" I asked, still looking in the mirror.
"I think a couple of twins were in this as well as Kyoya. I don't think Honey was involved, but if tempted, he might have been. Listen, we don't have time. Both you and I have school and we need to get dressed. Well, I will do my best with what I can do over here and you need to do your best. I will see you soon!" and just then, Tamaki hung up on me.
Why would those guys do such a thing? I mean, I know yesterday wasn't my best day, but they didn't have to resort to this and how did they do this? I mean, there is no such thing as magic, well, maybe for Nekozawa there is, but the only way this could have been done is with technology. Great, Kyoya-senpai used his family's medical department to do this. Well, I guess I have to live life like this.
I found Tamaki's school uniform and began to get dressed. It's not like I haven't seen anything before. My father always wanted me to help him dress with certain things, so I'm used to it. I was done and grabbed what I needed to grab. I quickly ate breakfast and got in car waiting for me outside. I deiced I would pick myself up and have a good, long, decent chat. We parked outside my home and suddenly Tamaki came out and saw the black long car. He smirked at me and got in.
"So, you came to pick me up?" He asked.
"Yeah, I mean, we need to talk about this don't we?" I asked back.
"I guess your right. Why did you act up yesterday?"
"Well Tamaki-senpai, my birthday is coming up soon and I thought you guys knew. I was frustrated because you guys would throw these parties for every one, that I got the feeling you guys didn't care about my birthday,"
"Of coarse we care Haruhi, but you didn't have to cause problems for every one else. Look where we are now, trapped as each other because some stupid idiots deiced that we weren't seeing each other's frame of mind. Besides, we were throwing a surprise party for you as what you commoner's people call fun, but I guess it isn't a surprise or is it? Is it still a surprise Haruhi?"
"Well, not any more since you told me. I'm sorry the way I treated you and that kept going through my mind the entire night. So senpai, should we tell every one that we are each other or keep it a secret?
"Considering the Host Club knows and schemed it, I guess they will be the only ones to know. If we tell the guest that; would led the them to blame Kyoya and the others and that would look bad on our part, I suggest we main this a secret and try to go about this as each other,"
"You really think we can pull this off Tamaki?" I asked again.
Suddenly Tamaki went real close up to me and grabbed mine/his face in that same charm smile he normally does and said,
"Why, with mine and your charming looks, anything is possible,"
"Can you please stop senpai, your scaring me,"
He pulled away from me and we reached the school. I held my breath and stepped out. It was going to be an awkward day for me. I would need to act and think like Tamaki at all times while still keep his reputation. I walked to the Third Music room like he does, stroking a leg to one side, then another as if he was dancing on the carpet. Once I reached the room, I opened the doors, and punched Hikaru first, then Kaoru and then Kyoya.
"YOU IDIOTS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO GET INVOLVED WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE AND THINK THAT ME AND TAMAKI HAVEN'T BEEN FULLY UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?" I said as I yelled over them in the chibi rage.
"Calm down Haruhi. I'm sure they have their reasons…" He paused and then also punched them. "DO YOU THINK THIS FUNNY!? LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HARUHI! SHE WAS ONLY GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME AND YOU SAID MADE THIS WORSE! I WANT YOU TO SWITCH US BACK RIGHT NOW!" Tamaki also replied in rage.
"Sorry boss we can't," The twins both said.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T!!!!!" Tamaki yelled back.
The twins went over to Tamaki and put there arms around him.
"You see boss…" Hikaru said.
"The machine broke last night…" Kaoru said.
"After lighting hit it." Both of them replied.
"So wait, me and Tamaki are stuck like this?" I asked.
"Possibly Haruhi. However; that was the only one we had and they don't make any more. The company went bankrupt a few years ago and no one can contact them. We will see what we can do, but for now just try to keep calm," He said and smiled at me.
"So what's it like you two? Two be each other?" The twins asked impatiently.
"It's kind of weird I guess. I'm taller now and I now have lots of money. Over all, not real a difference," I replied back to there question.
"Actually Haruhi, I find it fascinating. I can live a commoner's life and see from first hand experience what it is like to be lady. Through it seems weird; I can finally dress you up in cute outfits,"
"Great, just what I needed. A pervert looking at me every second of the day," I rolled my eyes and the twins laughed.
"I'M NOT A PREVERT!"
"You sure act like it boss," Hikaru said still laughing.
"You guys, time to calm down. Our guests are arriving," Kyoya said.
With that every one calmed down and now for the most changeling part of today, romancing Tamaki's guests.
