SHIT UP DIS IS A RLLY GOOD FANFIC, OK?
2 DA PERSON WHO AKSED IF IM FUOR: NO IM NOT FOUR DUMMY! ADN WAT IF I WUZ FOUR, HUH? YU WOOD HAV JUST INSLUTED A FUOR YEAR OLD! DO U HATE FOUR YER OLDS OR SUMTING? U PROBULY HAT LITTLE KIDS! I BET U KILL BABBIES! U PROLLY KIDNAP A BUNCH OV BABIES ND DEN BLOW DEM UP! SO TAK DAT, BBY EXPLODER!
"U MUTS TRAVAL 2 A DIFRENT PLANUT, WHERE SUM1 WIL TELL U YUR DESTINY' god (gog lolololoololoololoololoolollololololololollo0 sed
Were iz dis other palnut?" i aksed.
"IT IS IN A DIFFRUNT GALIXY 1 OV UR TRU PARENTS IZ FRUM DER.'
"omg rlly? I garped. 'Do u mean mi muther?
"YES I AM REFERING 1 UR MOTER LAVENDR he sed 'SHE IS A TROL DATS WHY U HAVE SUM TROLL IN U"
'ONG!' i sed. 'du u mean alturnia?" (I new abut alterna cuz god had told me abuot it b4)
"YESH I AM' god sed. "U MUTS TARVEL DER A TRILL WIL TELL U ABOOT UR DESTINY'
'OK but how do i get der?' I exaspirated
"zzdats simple.' He sed "I WILL SEND U DER UZING MI SUPER GODLY PWERS!' (cuz god dosn't need a senduficator cuz he can juts teluport der, kinda leik jack exept nut evill nd way cooler. ive alredy retched da god teir cuz ive gut godly powurs in me alredy sinse God is mu dad)
"ok! I sed nd he waved his ham over me.
Evrything went blak!11111!q
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Wen i woke up I wuz on Alturnia!
"OMG!' I shooted "im on alternia!'
I luked arond. I wuz lying on da sidwalk next to a bunch ov hives. (dats wut troll houzes r called) it wuz nittime cuz I dont tink dey hav day in Alterna. It wuz like a combo ov where Fefuri, Kitkat nd sulkux live, exept I didnt now dat cuz I hadnt meeted dem yet. I saw a troll walkin by (It wuznt one ov da trolls in Homestunk. it wuz just sum radnom troll lol)
I ran over 2 him. "Exuse mu, am i on alternia.
"Ye$ u r on Alernia." He sed. (Da $ insted ov an s is his typin quick)
"Im on alternu!' I shuted, loking around at Alterna.
"U r vry butiful," he sed.
I blushed cuz i didnt tink I wuz beutiful at all. i wuz way 2 curvy. My bobs were 2 big nd so were my butt nd hips nd I wuz 2 skinny (nut anorexix skinny, helthy skiny) my eyes were 2 big nd mi hair wuz blond adn wavy so I wuz always worring dat it wuz fuzzy. "Tank u, but I dont tink I am," i sed.
"No u r! U r da mo$t bootiful grill I hav ever $een!" he expulsed.
"rlly?" I sad, exbarassed.
"yes! I want 2 be ur Moiral!' he sed (morail is da sam az fallin in luv. Der r three others, witch r kissmesis, wich is a hate rommance, matesprite which is like best frends, nd another one I can't remember da name ov which is kinda leik a threesome, I tink. Sinse I hav troll in me I can have moiral, kismesisssss, and matsprit feelins fur somone, butt nut da other one cuz dats kinda gross)-
Suddly Kartkat wakled over. (Remmember I sed erlier it loiked lick wear he lives? well it wuz were he lived! Its a twist!)
Da troll who sed I wuz bootiful ran away cuz hes scarred ov Karkat bcuz katkar yelled at him a lot. I wuznyt scared ov him cuz hes rlly short nd Im leik five foot six, sooooo…..)
"Hullo" I sad 2 Karkar
he flipped mu of cuz hes all pmsy nd stuff (omg do boy trolls hav periods! Maby dats why karkts so grumpy, hes on leik a constunt periud or somting!(
SUDENLYYY! DUN DUN DUN DUN!
A/N; LOLOoloooOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOl cliffhanger! xd wut do yu tink will harpen! tell mu if u leiked it adn revewi!
