*hits selves with shovels*

TGOMO: Hey guys, we are so sorry for the lack of updates, but SOMEBODY was grounded for two months… AGAIN! *glares*

POTF: I'M SORRY!! *cries*

And now, to the land where furry and sexy-fine are all bundled up into one furry-sexy-fine package! FRUITS BASKET!!!

Disclaimer: I think it's pretty clear that neither of us are the almighty Natsuki Takaya.

NT: Damn straight.


Kyo: Damn rat!

Yuki: Stupid cat.

K: Don't call me stupid!

*Tohru watches argument from distance smiling*

Shigure: What is it this time?

T: *sighs and smiles* Kyo is challenging Yuki to a racing rematch.

S: Again? *annoyed and whiny*

T: *nods*

S: Ahh… *walks away*

*phone rings*

T: *answers* Hello?

Person 1: *creepy, deepish voice* Yes, hello. Is this Tohru Honda?

T: Yes? May I ask who this is?

P1: That is not important. Now, you must listen to our instructions as followed.

*scuffling*

Person 2: *creepy, slightly higher voice* You must be out of the house today, just for a short time. We will not tell you why, so don't ask. Just do it.

*click*

T: *stares at phone* Well that was odd… but I guess it wouldn't hurt to visit Hana and Uo. *calls*

K: Who was that?

T: I… I don't know… But they need me to go out today for some reason.

Y: Ms. Honda, are you sure that's safe?

K: Yeah, I mean, some random person telling you to leave for the house today seems pretty suspicious to me…

T: *smiles* Thank you both for caring about me so much, but I'll be fine. I called Hana and Uo and made some plans with them.

*Y and K look worried but nod anyway*

*Y exits after placing a hand on T's shoulder*

T: Is something wrong, Kyo? *He still looks worried*

K: Just… Just be careful okay?

T: *smiles and nods*

K: *smirks lightly before nudging her forehead with his fist* Good girl. *exits room*

T: *leaves*


(TGOMO: AWW!! TOHRU/KYO-NESS!!)

(PODF: Hey, stop breaking the fourth wall!)

(TGOMO: But isn't tha--)

(PODF: Utdutdut shushshushshush…)

(TGOMO: Oh, right…*sigh*)


Y: *thinking* That was very strange…

K: *thinking* Why did Tohru have to suddenly leave?

*knock on door*

Y: *answers* Hatsaharu? What are you doing here?

H: I was hoping you could answer that question. I just got this note saying to come here at once.

Y: *thinking again* This is weird…

*S, H, K, and Y, all sit in living room when power flickers*

H: That's odd, there isn't a storm out; I wonder why the power's failing…

*power goes out*

K: And why we're sitting in a blackout. *angry and sarcastic*

*shuffling*

S: W-who's there!?

K: Come out or deal with me!

Y: Like that's much of a threat.

K: Why I oughta-!

*4 loud poofs (H, S, K, and Y transforming to their zodiac forms)*

H: *in his cow form* Well this is scary…

K: *in his cat form* Dammit! What the hell happened!?

S: *in his dog form* TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!

*power comes back on to reveal two girls in their mid-teens standing over them, grinning triumphantly and fangirly from ear to ear*

*Taller one is holding K in her arms and S on a leash on her wrist*

*Shorter one is holding Y (in his rat form) in a cage and a cattle prod, while grasping H's horns forcefully*

K: THE HELL!?

*shorter one kisses H on the forehead-Taller one clutches K to chest*

S: What about me!? *H kicks him* Oww…

Y: Umm… Excuse me miss…

Short Girl: *lifts cage to face grinning* Yeeeeeees?

Y: Who are you?

K: And what the hell is going on here!?

*Two girls smirk while pulling out gasmasks and strange tanks that magically appeared from behind their backs*

H: Are those…?

*all three pass out*

Short Girl: *muffled* Mission accomplished!

Tall Girl: 4 down… *takes off gas mask* 12 to go!

*girls put knock-out-gas and masks away in randomly appearing bag*

*put adored boys in the trunk of the big van that had a Back to the Future look to it*

Both: Next stop: Ouran Land!


As you can see, we love them a lot, by the way we threaten with cattle prods and sleeping gas. :D

Oh, and by the way, the shorter one is PaytonOfTheFunk and the taller one is TheGirlOfManyObessions, just so you all know! :D

TGOMF: Sorry for taking so long, once again!!

POTF: SORRY!!!

TGOMF: You better be sorry!! Stop getting grounded!!

POTF: It wasn't MY fault!!

TGOMF: … *stares*

POTF: W-what? It was the sub!!

TGOMF: *facepalm*

Also, POTF and I have decided to add a little something special: The chance to be part of our studio audience!!! You all are a part of it automatically, but we are giving you the chance to be a recognized member; meaning, you can get dialogue and become part of the story!

There are requirements, though, but just three.

First, it is suggested that you become a member on Fanfiction, that way it will make this story easy to track and to get updates. It is not required, but it is highly suggested.

Second, tell us who your favorite character is, but ONLY ONE from each category so we can put you into certain "squads" or cheering teams (if you don't know who some of the characters are, ask and we will send you a bio, but you have to be a member on FF for that). The characters you may choose from are Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, or Haru from FB- Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, or Kakashi from N- Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru, or Kyoya from OHSHC- Aang, Zuko, Sokka, or Jet from A:TLA

And finally, tell us why you love each character and why you are obsessed with them!

And that's it!

We hope to hear from you all very soon and we will try to update as soon as we can! (High school can be a bitch… Lol!)

Sayonara!!!

PaytonOfTheFunk and TheGirlOfManyObessions