BAK!
The wall of air smashes with Shraffe and X jumps into a new world as X mutters, "Home sweet home."
"Home?" Shraffe turns toward her, "This is your home?"
"Yup. This is the Fate/Stay Night world."
"I thought your world is the Fate/Grand Order…"
"There are in the same continuity. This world is pretty much my world."
"Are you sure? Because being in the same franchise doesn't mean that it is in the same world."
X gives a thought for a moment before muttering, "No."
"Besides, how do you know this is Fate/Stay Night world?"
She quickly points out toward two characters of said story, Shirou Emiya and Rin Tohsaka walking through the day, wearing their school uniform as they move past them both.
She then speaks up, "The question is, who the chosen Harem Master of this world is?"
"Easy. It's Shirou Emiya."
"What would be the reason?"
"Duh, he's like the chick magnet; the OG one within the Fate franchise. He has the eyes of a badass gender bender, a tsundere slash magical girl, a kouhai-type girl that gone yandere, a loli little sister, an onee-san-type teacher and a princess girl. Want to count Prisma Illya too? A loli kuudere and a seductress little sister, plus a tsundere maid for an obvious sexual tension thrown into the mix."
"We still have no idea if he even have the same gem."
"That would have been him. Think about it. If I were to come to a different world to get girls there, how do you think I'm going to get them when most of them are fully attracted to one guy?"
"That would make sense, unless we count him into the equation."
"Who?" Shraffe turns toward X, confused as she points out toward the sky.
The sky has suddenly turned dark with a familiar blue-haired asshole appears riding a golden spaceship, shouting out loud toward down there, "Shirou Emiya! You will finally succumbed to your fate! Die by my hand!"
He then pulls out the Mark of Approval as he shouts, "Harem Stone, grant me my wishes!"
Shraffe is dumbfounded, glaring at him as he mutters, "Of all people…"
X quickly turns toward him, "We should stop him. He might be an idiot, but his actions show that he is dangerous to be left alive."
"And yet they spare him in the Unlimited Blade Works anime. Still, that's Gilgamesh's space ship, right? How did he get that?"
"We can beat him up and ask for that answer from him."
"Good idea. How are we going to get there?"
"I don't know. You are the mary sue in this story. You tell me."
Shraffe glares at her as he turns toward the two people in front of him who seemed to be looking upward in ready to fight that asshole.
He quickly runs forward toward him, calling him out, "You are Shirou Emiya, right!?"
Shirou turns toward him, looking confused, "D-did I know you?"
"No, but I know you. Listen, use your Reality Marble right now!"
Rin Tohsaka seems to be in shock, hearing his words, "H-how did you know that? Who are you!?"
X approaches her, speaking to her, "There's no time to waste. We'll fill you in after this."
Both of them seem to have recognized her, "S-Saber!?"
"No, I am an Assassin, but that's not important. Just do your reality thing."
"Y-yes…"
Shraffe then turns toward X, "Let's do our part."
"What would that be?"
He then pulls out a gun out of nowhere, muttering, "We are going to shoot him down."
Shraffe aims the weapon he is holding right now, which appears to be a grenade launcher as he shoots the ship repeatedly as the asshole guy, Shinji Matou suddenly turned scared, "Wh-who are you supposed to be!? Don't get in my way!"
"Shut up, sister rapist!"
Shraffe speaks up as he keeps on shooting the wobbling ship, "X, you can get up there, right?"
"No way. That's too high."
"At least the engine?"
"I'll give it a try."
X then pulls out two identical swords; one is golden and the other is black as those two blades are now enveloped in energy. She then puts the blades of the sword protruding away from her back as the energy seems to be acting like an engine, shooting her right up to the sky.
As soon as she reaches the engine, she shouts out her attack, "EXCALIBUR!"
She then slashes the spaceship repeatedly, causing explosion at the bottom of the ship. The ship starts falling sideway with Shinji now screaming for help, "S-SAVE ME! I'M INNOCENT!"
The surrounding starts to turn into a field with blades all over the place as the ship now falls onto the ground, explode with Shinji being thrown out near him, sliding and scratching his uniform.
He tries to look toward the two strangers as he mutters, "Wh-who are you guys supposed to be?"
Shraffe walks forward, moving close to him as he mutters, "I'll answer that question once you tell me where you got this ship?"
Shinji refuses to answer as he pulls out the stone once more, "Harem… Stone… give me… power…"
"That's not a wishing stone. Now, answer my question."
"You fool… the League… will… kill… you…"
"You really are an idiot."
He points the grenade launcher onto his face and presses the trigger, blowing his face into smithereens.
Shirou and Rin stands there, petrified with some of their body parts are shaking.
"Y-you… you killed him…" Shirou mutters as Shraffe turns toward him, "Compare to what he did to Rin's sister all this time, this is just a tickle."
"My… sister?" Rin questions him.
X is checking the corpse slowly as she suddenly pulls out a card out of a wound in his body.
She quickly approaches Shraffe, "Look."
He takes a look at the card, now seeing a picture of a hero known as Gilgamesh on the front, "What the fuck is this? A Class Card from Prisma Illya?"
"Doesn't look like it," X comments on it, "Not to mention, I found that inside his body."
The place turns back to normal, with the corpse has disappeared along with the field somehow as he mutters to himself, "I wonder what this card is supposed to be."
"EMIYA-KUN!"
Rin's loud voice is heard shouting as Shirou is now covered with blood, having a chain penetrating his body.
He is quickly being pulled away from them without them being able to do anything as he sees a figure in silver suit is pulling the body toward him as he slowly turns into the same card, now with his appearance in it.
Shraffe turns toward him, aiming the gun toward him, "Who the fuck are you!? What did you just do!?"
"What I should have done in this war. Killing off the Harem Master of this world and get all the bitches here."
X holds her swords tight, glaring straight at him, "Answer the first question."
"Me? I'm just another Harem Master. The war has already started, right?"
Shraffe speaks up, "But he's not the Harem Master. Somebody else is. He's dead."
"You have no idea how wrong you are. Only the lead guy is the chosen one of his own world. That's how the rule works."
"What rule?"
"The rule of this fight. The rest are just unlucky people caught up in the war. Whoever that guy you were mentioning before is probably someone who isn't supposed to touch that gem in the first place. If someone who isn't a Harem Master hold this thing, the gem will take control of them till they die, or letting go of the stone; that could work too."
X mutters, "You're pretty kind to tell us everything."
"Hey, you are only another participant of this war. See you next time."
The man shoots out a chain to the sky and somehow able to swing away from there even when nothing seems to be connected by anything up there.
Shraffe whispers, "The law of physics hates you so much."
X quickly interrupts his thought, "More importantly, she seems down, literally."
He turns to see Rin lying on the ground, not moving and looking so helpless, prompting our jerkass hero to suggests, "Should we take advantage of her?"
This causes X to glare at him, quickly forcing him to play out a card known as, "I'm just kidding!"
"Sure…"
Shraffe quickly looks away, whispering to himself, "Damn it!"
Xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rin slowly opens up her eyes and pulls herself up, now looking around her and finding out that she is inside…
"This is my home."
Exactly, you line-stealing bich.
"Yup. Not that hard to figure it out," Shraffe and X appears from outside of the room as the former continues, "Big, old mansion. Barely has any machines around here. Traces of mana all over the place. Also, how many jewels did you have? And how did you survived this whole time? Please don't tell me Kirei Kotomine has been funding you this whole time. There is no way a mapo tofu priest like him can afford such. Besides, you hate him, right? He killed your dad after all."
"HE KILLED MY DAD!?"
Shraffe is in shock, "You don't know!?"
He quickly glares toward X, "I told you I shouldn't have watched Fate/Zero before. Now all of us have spoilers."
"Why not? It's a good prequel," X wonders.
Shraffe rolls his eyes, "And you have been fully aware of me and my big mouth."
Rin quickly speaks up to them in desperate, "Who are you people? Why's Emiya-kun? Why did you killed Shinji? What was that all about?"
Shraffe takes a deep breath and puts his gem (not his ballz) onto a desk near her bed, "This is the Mark of Approval. Anybody who has this is automatically marked as a participant twisted deadly war between alternate worlds and timelines and stuff. It's like Holy Grail War, except this seems to be the first time this happened and rather than Master and Servants against each other, it's more of Master and Harems. The winners get to be… well, I don't really know what happened when that happen."
He continues again, "Apparently Shirou is one of the Master, and so is whoever that ninja is. We also thought that Shinji is the Master of this world at first, but then the gem he had cracked. This thing never cracks."
X mutters, "We have been travelling throughout different worlds by now. It has been so long since Shraffe found this gem a chapter ago. Throughout this whole journey, we just pretty much witnessed worlds being dead or some other… stuff."
Shraffe sighs, "Here is the thing. Shirou is now either dead or captured. If he's dead, then this world is pretty much marked for death in a week till one woman of this place makes out with one of the Master. We're not making this one up."
Rin mutters, looking at him suspiciously as she sits in a defensive manner, "You want to…"
"We don't want to exchange mana. I don't want to do that."
"Exchange mana?" she looks at him confused, prompting him to ask, "That's how you exchanged mana, right? By having sex?"
"WHAT KIND OF WORLD DID YOU CAME FROM, YOU BEAST!?"
The two partners look at each other as they nod, understanding something.
He turns back at her, "I'm sorry. I thought that we are in the visual novel, not the anime. I mean, there is another world like this one, but mana exchange happens by sex. You and Shiro did that before fighting against Gilgamesh and his Shinji Grail."
"We did what!?" Rin turns red all of the sudden, "That is stupid! I only uses spells to transfer my magic crest toward him, not by having sex! Sure, we were topless. I mean, he was topless so that I can have a skin contact with him!"
"Like I said; different world. Now, next question is… Shinji deserved to die anyway."
"Why would you say that?" she glares at him, "He is quite a jerk, but that's not a reason to kill him."
"He tried to barter you so that he can rape you."
"He wished he can do that!"
Shraffe gives up, now pulling out the ultimate spoiler, "You know what? How about this piece of information? Do you want to know why he is sooo weak during the war? Because he is NOT a Master. But he is the heir of Matou family, right? WRONG! SAKURA is the heir of the family! Do you think a dick like him can let this one out? WRONG AGAIN! HE RAPED HER REPEATEDLY! News flash; Sakura is adopted! Her real name? SAKURA TOHSAKA! NOW TELL ME WHY WE CAN'T KILL HIM!?"
Rin is truly horrified by this intel, "S-Sakura… is my sister? Sh-she is? SHINJI! DAMN YOU!"
"Don't worry about that. He's already dead."
X stands up, looking at him, "We should be going now."
He nods as he turns toward her, "Well, nice knowing you. We're gonna save your Emiya-kun. Don't worry about that one."
"Wait!" she stands up, looking at him, "Let me help."
The two look at her for a while as Shraffe points out toward the door, "Let's get going. We have no time to sit around. Pack your jewels and let's go."
She nods at him, looking so determined.
[RIN TOHSAKA JOINED AS A GUEST!]
Stop right here!
What was that? This is too short? Well, don't worry. I am writing the next one right away! What was that? No sex? Don't worry. We'll get to that!
Next: Still within the same franchise. Heaven's Feel. A sex for real.
