25 Ways to Annoy the Bluths

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Chapter 2: Ways to Annoy Gob

1. Say no to him when he hits on you.

2. Tell him his hair looks ridiculous.

3. Tell him that you can name 5 species of insects that are more intelligent than him.

4. Tell him you slept with Michael.

5. When you're in a foreign country and he asks you how to say "Can I buy you a drink?" in the country's language, tell him instead "I had sex with your donkey" in that language.

6. Call him Harry Potter's mentally challenged cousin for a whole month.

7. Tell him that instead of him pulling a rabbit out of a hat, the rabbit would be more successful in pulling him out of a hat.

8. Carry around a CD player and start playing The Final Countdown whenever he walks into a room (this will annoy everyone else, too).

9. Tell him that he's terrible at singing and that his Franklin Comes Alive CD was a waste of time and that he sucks worse than the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (I'm sorry, but I hate them so much).

10. Slap him in the face with a paternity suit.

11. Tell him you're another one of his illigitimate children.

12. Boo him at one of his magic shows.

13. Call his 'illusions' tricks.

14. Set him up on a blind date with a woman he slept with and never called back.

15. Make out with Michael right in front of him.

16. Agressively hug him so he'll know what it's like.

17. Steal his Segway.

18. Draw all over Franklin.

19. If he ever does do it with Michael, give him a forget-me-now afterwards so he won't remember it.

20. Tell him, "You're adopted and that's why your parents didn't love you".

21. Lock him in a closet with either Buster or Tobias.

22. Start making out with him just when he's about to confess his feelings for Michael.

23. Tell him that he's a failiure and that he'll never amount to anything.

24. Lead a fatherless kid to believe that Gob is their father.

25. Get him "Illusions for the Incredibly Stupid" as a birthday present.

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Sorry if it was kind of weird. Next up is George Michael.