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Warings: Darkfic, Rated M for a reason.
I love Sakura-banishings! They're just so...cool! XD
I'm making this one for JayRyse and emorockprincess...and someone special (Name will not be listed). Enjoy!
Auditorium
Naruto and Sasuke walked to the academy and sat in the auditorium. There, was Neji, Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Chouji and Tenten. They sat in the front row and watched as Naruto and Sasuke sat at the far side.
Sakura frowned. "Naruto, why are you sitting next to Sasuke-kun?" she asked glaring at Naruto. Said boy furrowed his eyebrows and sighed. "We're doing something together, Sakura-Chan." he said and Sakura scoffed. "Hmpt! Like you can do anything, baka." she growled and smiled sweetly at Sasuke.
"So, Sasuke-kun, what are you doing with Naruto?" she asked and Sasuke sighed. "Something. Just…wait and see." he said and Sakura groaned. Neji got up and walked into the back of the stage, with Shino following. The others gave each other a look and turned back to the stage, but they were gone.
Naruto shivered. "Shino scares me…" he said and Kiba chuckled. "You're not the only one, Naruto." he said and Akamaru barked. "Aurff! Aurff!" he said and wiggled in Kiba's jacket. Kiba looked down. "Huh? What's wrong, buddy?" he asked and Akamaru growled.
Kiba looked around and growled. "Tsunade, come on!" he yelled and a chuckle arose from the back of the auditorium. "Fine, fine." she said and walked down the aisle. Naruto pouted and pointed a finger at her. "You're late!" he accused and Sakura smacked him on the head.
"Ow!" he groaned and Sakura growled. "Baka! She's not Kakashi-sensei!" she yelled and Naruto groaned. "Whatever, Sakura, shut up." he grimaced and Sakura's widened.
Everyone else looked at him as well. Naruto turned the other way and faced the floor, embarrassed.
'What's wrong with me?'
'Hmm, kit, it seems like you're getting annoyed with the pink bimbo.'
'No way, I like her.'
'Tch. You can't fool me kit. Anyway, when are you going to start singing?'
'As soon as Tsunade tells us to.'
'Auugh…this old hag really irks my nerves, kit.'
With that, Naruto giggled. Tsunade sighed. "Naruto, stop giggling. You sound like a girl." she teased and Naruto pouted. "Shut it old hag, I could care less about what I sound like. I just want to get this over with so I can finish my business at home."
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "What business?" she asked Naruto shook his head. "Kyuu-chan." he said and Tsunade started laughing. "You still have that thing?" she said between laughs. Naruto flushed with anger and pouted. "I love him! Leave me alone!" he threatened.
Tsunade sighed. "Oh well, anyway, lets start. I have a list of when you'll be going so I'll start from the top. First up: Lee and TenTen." she said and they nodded.
Sasuke slouched in his seat and chuckled. "This should be fun." he murmured so only Naruto could hear him. Naruto grinned and nodded silently.
TenTen and Lee stood on the stage and waited for Tsunade to speak. "We're doing gymnastics!" Lee exclaimed jumping a little. Sakura sweat dropped, as did the others. TenTen shook her head and smiled. "Can we start?" she asked and Tsunade nodded. "You may."
Lee started to do some jumps in the air, with TenTen following. As Lee hit the ground, he did a split, and Kiba covered his eyes. "This is horrible…" he murmured and Akamaru whimpered in agreement. TenTen did some cool tricks and somersaulted in the air spinning at the same time.
"Okay, that's enough!" Tsunade announced and they stopped. Tsunade smiled. "Good job, I hope you do that at the talent show!" she said and checked their names off the list.
She then slid the pen down to the next one. "Okay, next: 3 Roses." she said and she sighed. "I'm guessing that's Sakura, Ino and Hinata?" she asked and they nodded. Tsunade sighed once more. "Go on."
Hinata and Ino stood in the back while Sakura stood in the middle. Their outfits were school girlish, and Sakura was wearing a yellow headband. Tsunade smiled and started the music. As soon as the song came on, Naruto gasped.
"Oh my god, I LOVE this song!" he said and bounced with the beat. Sasuke and the others (Not on stage) looked at Naruto and rose an eyebrow, but said nothing and looked back on the stage. Sakura was tapping her foot while the others were bouncing like Naruto.
Song: Caramelledansen
From: CARAMELLE
(Note: They're Dancing EXCALLY like they did in SOS Brigade!)
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Sakura opened her mouth.
Sakura: Vi undrar är ni redo att vara med,Armarna upp nu ska ni få se,
Hinata: Kom igenVem som helst kan vara med. All: vara med,
Sakura: Så rör på era fötter,
Oa-a-a,
Och vicka era höfter,
O-la-la-la,
Ino: Gör som vi,
Till denna melodi,
All: Dansa med oss,
Klappa era händer,
Gör som vi gör,
Ta ngåra steg åt vaster,
Lyssna och lär,
Missa inte chansen,
Nu är vi här med,
Caramelldansen,
Hinata: O-o-oa-oa...
O-o-oa-oa…yeah…,
O-o-oa-oa…,
O-o-oa-oa…yeah…,
Ino: Det blir en sensation överallt förstås,
På fester kommer alla att släppa loss,
Sakura: Kom igen,
Nu tar vi stegen om igen All: om igen,
Hinata: S rör på era fötter,
Oa-a-a,
Och vicka era höfter,
O-la-la-la,
Sakra: Gör som vi,
Till denna melodi,
Hinata: Oh oh, oh
All: Så kom och,
Dansa med oss,
Klappa era händer,
Gör som vi gör,
Ta några steg åt vaster,
Lyssna och lär,
Missa inte chansen,
Nu är vi här med,
Caramelldansen, (REPEAT)
And then the song ended, followed by loud clapping, mostly by Naruto. "Yeah! You guys rock!" he yelled and whistled. Hinata blushed and smiled sweetly at Naruto. Ino nodded as did Sakura, who was looking at Sasuke. 'Did you see me, Sasuke-kun? I wonder if you're thinking about we right now…' she thought and blushed.
Tsunade clapped as well and looked back at the clipboard. "Okay, that was excellent. Next up: Neji and Shino performing…um…wait a minute, what did I tell you guys about keeping it clean?!" she yelled and Neji and Shino came to the front of the stage. "I…forgot." he lied and Shino bowed his head.
Tsunade sighed. "I'm sorry, but I'll have to disqualify you two." she said and they nodded.
So it was Kiba next. He did his…uh… dog training. After Tsunade checked him off. "Next is Shikama-wait, where's that lazy oaf?" she asked and everyone shrugged. Tsunade sighed. "Well, he's disqualified. So that leaves Sasuke and the idiot."
Naruto growled. "Don't call me that, baa-baa-chan!" he said clenching his fists. Tsunade shook her head and pointed to the stage. "Just get on there."
Nodding, Sasuke and Naruto got on the stage and waited for Tsunade to give them the go. "Okay, up is Sasuke and Naruto…performing the song: Lollipop by Lil-Wayne?" she questioned and everyone looked at them. "I said-"
"We know. We're using the censored version." Sasuke interrupted. Tsunade nodded and went to the track.
As the song started , Naruto bopped to the song, as did Sasuke.
Sasuke: Uh huh…
She said :I'm so sweet and she wanna lick the wrapper…So I let her lick the wrapper.
Naruto: Shorty said: I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Sasuke: Yeah…
Naruto: Shorty said I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Sasuke: Yeah…
Naruto: Shorty said I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Sasuke: Yeah…
Naruto: Shorty wanna thug…Sasuke: Thug…thug…
Naruto: Bottles in the club…Sasuke: Club…club…
And After many minutes of singing
Everyone stared dumbstruck at the two on stage. None of them knew that they could sing so well and together they were awesome! Sakura gasped. 'Never in my life have I heard Naruto or Sasuke sing. They're…perfect…' she thought and clapped along with the rest of them.
Naruto blushed slightly and rubbed the back of his head, while Sasuke just smirked. Tsunade smirked as well. "Good job, Naruto and Sasuke. I knew you weren't going to fail me." she said and Naruto nodded. "That's all fine and dandy, but can I leave, please?!" he begged and Tsunade nodded.
Naruto grinned and bowed to Tsunade while leaving the auditorium. "Arigato Tsunade-sama, see you later!" he yelled and disappeared. Silence hung in the wide room as Tsunade blinked forcefully.
"Did…the idiot just call me Tsunade-sama?" she asked rhetorically. Every stood shocked at the respect Naruto had just given her, and they for one were worried.
Time Skip: At Naruto's House
Naruto arrived in his house and went into the empty room across from his. He went to the window side of the bed and peeked under, finding a little rust colored fox staring right at him. Kyuubi chuckled.
'Tch. He's looking more like me every passing day' Kyuubi commented and Naruto giggled.
'Yeah, I wonder, Kyuu, how he had to live with it…' he murmured and Kyuubi looked at him confused. Noticing this Naruto spoke again.
'I mean the curse. Becoming a fox when he was human. I know…for some reason this fox is connected to me in some way, but I can't pin what.' he thought and sighed.
'We might find out soon. If not, let it be, Kit.' he said and Naruto nodded. "Sure."
Naruto picked up Kyuu (1) and placed him in his lap. He stocked his fur, earning a purr from the small one. "He's so soft…" he said and placed him on the bed and walked out of the room.
Walking into his kitchen, Naruto opened his fridge and took out some tomatoes. He placed them on the counter behind himself and sighed. "I guess I should give these to Sasuke-teme. I know he has a secret craving for the things." he said and giggled.
"I hope he likes them."
Going To The Training Grounds
Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Kiba, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji and Lee waited for Naruto to show. Sakura was really losing her patients. "Where is that baka! He's really cutting in on our training time." she yelled and Sasuke sighed. "For once, I agree with Sakura." he said and Sakura blushed and giggled.
Ino rolled her eyes at the sight. She had gotten over her little crush with the Uchiha months ago, and seeing as how Sakura was still clinging on to him like a sick puppy really mad her sick.
Kiba whistled a little and turned to the right. "Naruto's here. And he has a box with him." he stated and everyone turned to the running blonde. As soon as Naruto came into the clearing, Sakura bashed him on the head hard, making Naruto wince and cringe.
"Ita! Sakura I swear to god, You have to stop doing that or I'll do something I won't regret." he threatened, making Sakura back away from him a little. Kakashi looked at Naruto amused. 'When did Naruto start to act so cold towards Sakura? Oh well, probably getting over that puppy love.'
he thought and took out his book. Kiba looked at it from the corner of his eye and groaned. That darn Sensei and his Ecchi books.
Sakura looked at Naruto confused. "Why are you acting so mean, Naruto? I always-" "That's exactly my point, Sakura. You keep doing it. Again and again and again. I'm glad I don't have a tumor thanks to you. Why do you hit me? No, don't even answer that. It's because I'm worthless, right? A loser, baka, idiot, a…a monster…." he said.
Sakura was about to say something when Naruto held a hand in her face. "Don't…just don't. I know when I'm not needed. Just, act like I'm not even here. You're just like the rest of them. I realize that now. No one cares."
'Kit…'
"You should be ashamed of yourself. The only time you really care is if you're doing it out of pity." he said and Sakura growled. "What did you say?!" she hissed and Naruto smirked.
Everyone gawked at the sight, including Sakura. Naruto smirked at Sakura. Did he really think it was funny? Sakura thought. Naruto chuckled. "Ano…Sakura you should close your mouth, flies could fly in at any time." he said and laughed hard.
Sakura's face flushed in embarrassment and anger. How dare he make fun of her? And in front of her Sasuke-kun? Naruto was going to pay, and she was gonna make sure of it.
"Shut up, Naruto! You're right, I do think you're worthless! You're a freak! A demon! A monster! Nobody would like you! All you do is mess up and everyone has to clean up after your like you're some kind of child! I can't believe you passed as genin. Did you cheat, Naruto?! Huh?! And did you think it was funny to make fun of me like that?! Really, Naruto, you're acting so immature! No once cares about you! I don't even think you're straight, yukarai! Go fruit up somebody else's life."
"The way you jump around, babble on about stupid random things, RANDOM! You have problems. What, you have ADD too?! How freaky are you?! Why do you even bother being a ninja?! You'll never become Hokage!"
"NEVER! NO ONE IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD PUT YOU IN THAT KIND OF POSITION WITH THE KIND OF PERSONALLITY YOU HAVE YOU…YOU…QUEER! YOU SHOULD GO DIE SOMEHWERE, NO ONE WOULD LOOK FOR YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A NINJA BUTT! HOW MANY TIMES WERE YOU CALLED AN IDIOT NARUTO?! TOO MANY! THAT SHOULD'VE GIVEN YOU THE IDEA THAT NO ONE WANTS YOU AROUND! LEAVE…AND NEVER COME BACK!! WE HATE YOU!! HATE YOU!!" she screamed, about to pass out from the lack of air.
Everyone stood in silence right after. Sakura glared extremely hard at Naruto. Kiba, Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Sasuke and Lee gasped loudly. Did Sakura really say that to him? To Naruto? They all wondered why Naruto was taking this so well, and he's…smiling? Okay, now something's wrong with this picture.
Naruto chuckled. "Come on, Sakura, you can do way better than that, or is that all you got?" he pressured. Sasuke opened his eyes wide. Did…Naruto actually tell Sakura to do better than that? Did he just ask her to tell him off some more? Something…was wrong, horribly wrong with Naruto. Kiba looked over at Sasuke. He sensed it too. Then Kakashi looked at Naruto's eyes. They were bleeding crimson. He looked over at the other genin. 'It seems they haven't noticed it's not Naruto anymore…' he thought and sighed aloud.
"Okay, Naruto come here." Kakashi instructed and Naruto did as so. When Naruto was in front of him, Kakashi immediately cuffed each side of his face and used one hand to look at his corneas. Kakashi's eyes widened. "Kyuubi…" he whispered into Naruto's ear. "Bring Naruto back." he demanded and Naruto chuckled. "Why should I? That pink bimbo insulted my Kit big time and it's about time a took revenge." he whispered back.
Kakashi slapped Naruto hard, making Naruto groan. "Ita…Kakashi-sensei, why'd you hit me?" he asked rubbing his cheek and Kakashi smiled. "You spaced out big time. Now, go home."
Naruto's eyes widened. "What?! No! I need to do something here first!" he said and ran up to Sasuke. Sasuke rose an eyebrow but said nothing, only watched as Naruto handed a bag to him.
Sasuke sighed. "What is it now, dobe?" he asked annoyed. Naruto pouted and growled. "Don't call me dobe, teme! Anyway, this is for you." he said and cocked an eyebrow. "What is it?" he asked and Naruto smirked and lent up to Sasuke's ear.
"It's your favorite: Tomatoes…" he said and Sasuke blushed. Naruto left the training grounds saying good bye to everyone, leaving them to look at the flushed Uchiha.
Kiba smirked. "What did you get, Sasuke, a l-l-love letter?" he teased and got the Uchiha glare of a life time. "Shut it, Kiba. He…just gave me tomatoes." he said and Kiba smiled.
"So you like them?" He asked and Sasuke nodded. "They're…one of my favorite things to eat. I have a strong…craving of the fruit." he said and Lee frowned. "I thought tomatoes were veggies." he admitted. Shikamaru sighed. "Tomatoes have seeds, therefore it's fruit. Like pumpkins." he stated and sighed.
"Man, you guys are troublesome." he said and looked at Sakura. "Why did you yell at Naruto like that? And on top of that, humiliate him?" he asked and Sakura scowled. "He humiliated me first!"
"That still didn't give you the right to say what you say." Ino interjected. Sakura blinked a little. "Ino…"
"You did that because Sasuke was here, right? That's pathetic. Why would you do such a thing. How? Even if Naruto's a bit…over excited, he doesn't have ADD for one. For two, you shouldn't have blown up his spot like that. I thought you got over your puppy crush with Sasuke, I know I did. You should stop it." she said Narrowing her eyes to her now ex-best friend.
Sakura widened her eyes. "But-"
"I…hate you." Ino said and started walking away. Sakura panicked. She was losing her best friend because of that demon? "Ino, come back! I didn't mean what I said!" she lied and Ino chuckled. "That's not what it looked like to me. You meant every word."
"No! I didn't"
"And now you're trying to act like it didn't happen…"
"Please wait…Ino…I-"
"Look at you. You really are acting like a sick puppy." she grimaced and puffed out the clearing. Sakura started to cry.
"It's all his fault! That demon!"
"Sakura, that's enough!" Sasuke and Kakashi yelled in unison.
When she looked at Sasuke's eyes she saw hatred and disgust. That look wanted to make Sakura just break down and cry until she slept.
Shikamaru glared at her, as did Chouji. Even Lee was angry with her, how dare she just say those things about him? She will pay.
Kakashi sighed. "Everyone go home. As for you Sakura, you go to Lady Tsunade and get your punishment." he said and Sakura glared at him. "Punishment? Naruto should get punished for making Sasuke-kun mad at me!" she said and Sasuke growled.
"Are you even listening to yourself, Sakura?! You want Naruto to get punished because I'm mad at you?! I have every right to be mad at you, Sakura! All you think about is yourself, you never acknowledged Naruto. NEVER! All he wanted was some recognition form everyone, including you! But, I guess that's all in vain, since you broke that bond of friendship! All you ever do is put him down, and only give me compliments. I, never, in my life seen someone so selfish. Even Itachi's more nicer than you! At least he gave complements when complements were due! How can you live on with your life if you don't take anything into consideration?! Can you answer that?! I…just can't believe you. You're lucky you're a girl because right now, I want to punch the living daylights out of you. You make me sick…scum…" he hissed and walked away.
All stared in shock. None on them have ever…EVER seen Sasuke that angry. This scared everyone. Sakura continued to sob. Sasuke just yelled at her. All because that demon was told her off.
"Sasuke-kun…I-"
"Call me name again and see that I don't kill you." he threatened and vanished. Kiba and the rest of them just stared at where Sasuke was standing. Tomorrow morning, everybody would know NOT to mess with Sasuke Uchiha….
ALineForTheAuthor'sNotieThingy
Kyuu: Naruto's pet fox. He's a mimi vers. of Kyuubi. And more nicer! XD
LokiiChan: Finally! That was the best Sakura banishing I ever did! I'm so happy!!
Sasuke: Maa, maa, calm down, Lokii.
Lokii-Chan: Sorry, just got caught up in the moment.
Sasuke: I see...
Naruto: I hate my life, I hate everything. I wish I could crawl somehwere and die.
LokiiChan & Sasuke: Teen Angst much?
Naruto: Shut up. Sakura got me in a bad mood.
Sasuke: I can make it better...
Lokii-Chan: Okay! See you next time, Ja N- Sasuke! STOP GROPING NARUTO THIS INSTANT!
Sasuke: Tch. Let's go dobe.
Naruto: Bye Lokii-Chan!
Lokii-Chan: Noooo! Come back Naruto!!
To Be Continued?
(LMFAO)
