Me: Well … RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I'M UPDATING! … LE'GASP!

Naruto: What the hell?

Me: I'm having a bunch of ideas such as … IDEAS!

Sasuke: Does it involve SasuNaru?

Me: A little … in this, Sasuke finds Naruto, but gets smacked in the face and forgets he ever saw Naruto xD

Sasuke: … What the hell?

Me: Alright, not just yet, but … THAT WILL HAPPEN DAMN IT!

Itachi: Why did you ask me to come?

Me: You'll see :D

Itachi: But I wanna know NOOOOOW! ;/n\;

Me: … who the hell raised you guys?

Sasuke: … Tobi

Me: Explains sooooo much.

Tobi: Please do not mix up Elena-Chan and Kishimoto-san together please, even if they look so much alike, they aren't the same person! And no one is forcing you to read this! :3

Me: Also, if someone is holding you at gun point yelling, "READ IT BITCH OR I'LL FUCKING SHOOT!" then I am deeply sorry, and please do not be angered by Tobi's comment, thank you.

Chapter 2 of … my story :D?
Run! The old follows you!

"Ahhh! Fuck it's too much! Take it out!" Robin yelled, trying desperately to take the pain. Red X stared with wide eyes at the radio as he listened to Robin pant.

"You can do it! Just a few more inches and I'll be in!" Naruto yelled back, panting as he did. Red X could feel the rage clouding his reason as he listened to them both.

"Ngh! I-It's too big! Hah … uh! Take it out! Take it out!" Robin panted out, trying to desperately be relieved of pain.

"Take it bitch!" Naruto yelled as he slammed it all the way in, making Robin yell out in pain and arch his back. Red X was seething with rage and was just about to leave, until he heard Robin giggle.

"Geez Robin, you act like I was fucking you or something, it was just an extra weight." Red X fell anime style as he listened to them both laugh over the radio.

"Damn them! They had me thinking that Naruto was deflowering my birdie! He's MINE damn it!" Red X yelled as he turned off the radio and fell back asleep.

Back at the Uzumaki mansion, life was going smoothly. Raven and Starfire got to improve their aim control and range as well as learn a few combination attacks. Cyborg learned a few hand to hand combat moves just in case his technology failed him and he learned how to instal a few new weapons. Beast Boy helped Naruto find out that Kyuubi was no animal, but that he was a demon, so he couldn't change into him. He also learned how to be better coordinated in his animal forms and helped Kyuubi in his sparing matches, now they were the best of friends.

Naruto smiled as he watched Robin shake off the strain of the weight lifting and Cyborg and Beast Boy came in, Kyuubi right behind them both. "Hey guys!" Beast Boy said as Raven and Starfire entered the room.

"What now, Naruto? We've been working on the Taijutsu for almost all the week, and although we haven't gotten to your level, I know we're considerably faster since we almost caught your foot the last time we played tag. But Kyuu has really gotten faster." Beast Boy said as Kyuubi tackled him down and claimed his head as his seat.

"Yeah, I was just getting a few kinks out of his running stance and his fighting stance as well. Now we have to go through genjutsu. You guys can't go through this training though, since I am no sensei, but you guys can keep training on what you're doing now or just watch." They all nodded as Naruto walked out of the training room.

"Hey, Naruto! Where are you headed off to?" Starfire asked as she floated out to him.

"To the genjutsu training room. Also called the meditating room." Raven perked up and followed after Naruto and Kyuubi as the rest of them followed as well. They arrived at a door on the other side of the hall, but once opened, it was a great big indoor garden.

"Whoa, now this is what I call a meditating room!" Raven said as she explored the room with her eyes, causing Naruto to smirk.

"You can go and look around if you want, I have to train Kyuu in learning how to call off genjutsu using only a blink of the eye and a few chakra raising techniques, so it will take a lot of meditating." Raven nodded as she jumped right in, much like how Robin was in the observatory of the training room.

"Hey, he has it set up according to feng shui." Beast Boy said as he walked around, surprising Raven even more.

"You're right!" Beast Boy nodded and began to sit down, inhaling the earth and plants in the room.

"Yeah, Naruto taught me of Natural chakra, it's used in his sage mode, but for me, its used to change my shape and form. He taught me to appreciate the nature around me and to meditate to channel it through my body in order to receive the natural energy of the earth. Its very handy during battles, the only draw back is that you must concentrate heavily in order to fully receive the energy. But once you've done it enough, you'll be able to do it more easily and freely." Raven as impressed that Beast Boy could learn so much and remember it so easily, but its like he told her before, she never bothered to try and understand him to know much about his mental abilities.

"Good job BB!" Cyborg cheered as Robin nodded and Starfire smiled at him.

"Thanks guys, but Naruto was the one who needs to be congratulated, I never knew that I would be benefited if I meditated and knew just how to do it, but he helped and now I can draw energy and fight even better than before." Naruto smirked and nodded, opening his mouth to speak but shutting it instantly, Kyuubi tensing right beside him.

"There's someone inside and in the living room!" Naruto said as they all busted out of the meditating room and ran down to the living room, everyone getting into fighting stances and glaring at the intruders.

"Mom?" Naruto asked as Kushina nodded and sheepishly scratched the back of her head as she sat down.

"That's me, Dattebane!" Naruto quirked his eyebrow and Minato walked in from the direction of the kitchen.

"Oh, hey Naruto." He said as he sat down and began to relax, everyone staring at Minato and Kushina as they relaxed as if they weren't surrounded.

"Erro-sennin What are you guys doing here, dattebayo?" Jiraya chuckled as he watched Kushina spit out her juice and stare at Naruto.

"Oh no! Not you too!" Naruto quirked his eyebrow at her as in a question as he sat down and motioned the Titans to stand down.

"I have a habit of always saying 'Dattebane' after everything I say, and here you are saying 'Dattebayo'!" Kushina went over to the newly named Sulking corner, filled with nice chairs, to sulk about her habit.

"She hopped you wouldn't do it either," Minato said as Kushina sulked some more.

"Well, guys I'd like you to meet th—"

"SASUKE?" Jiraya yelled as he assaulted Robin and threw him to the wall.

"Erro-sennin! That's not Sasuke!" Naruto yelled at him as he glared death at a confused Robin.

"Good because he looks a little ukeish to be your seme, Naruto." Minato said as he poked Robin's face.

"What the hell dad?" Naruto yelled, a huge blush covering his face.

"Your father is right, he is just too cute to be seme, besides, semes are hot, not cute. Ukes may be sexy, but they never are hot, that's a seme thing, honey." Kushina said as Naruto and Robin both face palmed and fell anime style.

"Mom, Dad, and erro-sennin, please stop talking about ukes and semes! This is my friend Robin!" They all made an "oh" and nodded, blushing sheepishly and looking away in embarrassment.

"Er … I don't know Sasuke, but I am not him. My name is Robin, leader of the Teen Titans, and these are my team. The metal one is Cyborg, the green one is Beast Boy, green eyes is Starfire, and the last one is Raven." They nodded and smiled shaking the hands of each one.

"Well I'm Minato, Naruto's dad. This is my wife, Kushina, and my sensei, also Naruto's godfather, Jiraya." They nodded and smiled as they were all introduced at last.

"So Naruto, have you gone out to do the mission yet?" Jiraya asked as they settled down.

"No, I had to train Kyuu to be well used to me and my fighting style, now I'm teaching him how to dispel genjutsu, but we were going to start when you interrupted us." Jiraya nodded and smirked, turning to Kushina and whispering something to her. She nodded and left, a smile forming on her lips.

"Well, I brought along someone special to help you out on little Kyuu." Jiraya said as Kushina walked back in with another long haired red head.

"Hey Kyuubi, how's the after life?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he watched how everyone was surprised. "Oh I knew he was here, I could sense him all the way in the kitchen." Jiraya chuckled and nodded, turning around to watch Kyuubi's response.

"Well its good, brat. Though that Shinigami was getting on my nerves a lot until Jiraya and Kushina found me. I never thought I'd see my old jinchuuriki there, but there she was." Naruto nodded and smiled, feeling something nip at his ear and finding little Kyuubi sitting there.

"What is it Kyuu?" little Kyuubi yipped and mewled, glaring at Kyuubi and he smirked at him.

"He thinks I'm here to steal you away from him. Don't worry Kyuu, I've already been there, and trust me when I say I don't want to go back." Naruto smirked and Kyuubi calmed down.

"Well Kyuubi here says he can train Kyuu for you and get him up to par, he just needs you to have trained with him a little and spar together, and by what you've told me, you've done way more." Naruto nodded as Jiraya talked, absentmindedly stroking Kyuubi's fur and thinking.

"Well, now all I can do is teach him some of my genjutsu tricks and many of my ninjutsu and you'll be set, but I do recommend spending time after that to create a few combination attacks with Kyuu to let him get used to your fighting style and adapt himself to you." Naruto nodded and looked down at Kyuubi, wondering if he should.

Kyuubi mewled and nodded, jumping up on his shoulder and giving his cheeks a few licks before he jumped off and ran over to the other Kyuubi. "Well, we'll be in the training rooms if you need us then." Naruto nodded in dumbfounded awe as he watched Kyuubi and Kyuubi walk away from him.

"I though he was going to take him away from me, but if that's all he's doing then I'm more than happy to let him train Kyuu." Naruto said with a smile as he turned to the Titans.

"You guys want to go train and spar, maybe watch me train a little? I need another sparing session with my clone to relieve the tension." The Titans all nodded happily and walked behind Naruto as he made another journey to the training rooms.

"Can we come, gaki?" Naruto nodded and smiled as his parents and teacher followed after them all.

"Alright, so this time, since Kyuubi and Kyuubi are going to be training in the grassland terrain, I'll train in the mountainous terrain to stay out of their way, so lets get moving over to that observatory." They all nodded, making their trip over to the terrain specified by Naruto.

[-][-][-][-][-]With the Konoha nin[-][-][-][-][-]
['Japanese' and 'English' Get it? Got it? Good! xD]

"Sasuke! They're on you're right!" Sasuke nodded as Kakashi instructed him to the right.

"I see them Kakashi! Kiba, you have one on Akamaru's tail!" Kiba nodded and looked to his left, sure enough there was one.

"Attack in five! Sakura, are you ready?" Sakura smirked and nodded, turning to Hinata and Neji as they nodded to her as Iruka looked up and nodded from his chakra channeling.

"Yes Kakashi-sensei, we're ready!" Kakashi smirked and made his move.

"Now!"

"CHIDORI!" "FANG SWIPE!" "CHIDORI BLADE!" they all yelled in unison as they herded their enemy over to the middle and straight towards Sakura.

Sakura watched as their attacks made their way towards her and the tale tale signs of their pursuers were just in sight. "CHANDARO!" She yelled, hitting the ground and making sure that the chakra waves were molded to herd the enemy over towards Neji and Hinata.

"BYAKUGAN: SONIC CHAKRA WAVES!" they yelled in unison as they began to beat at the air, creating sonic chakra waves that beat through the air, only attacking the enemy no mater how much power was directed and who it touched.

Iruka smirked as the pursuers were sighted, he let his chakra go and made sure his attack made it. "SECRET JUTSU: HEAVENLY TOUCH!" he yelled as gold dust like particles burst from his down cast hand, traveling much like the debris from a bomb would. As soon as it touched it's target, they began to melt down, the gold particles settling down at once.

"Good practice, Sasuke you did well with your chidori control, train a little more with Kiba and Neji, and you just might get it perfect." Sasuke smirked and nodded, he no longer held any hate towards them at all now.

"Sakura, good control of your chakra, I could see you handling it in the crater you formed. Just try to make it smaller next time, you almost made Kiba get a face full of good chakra control." Sakura smiled and nodded, sitting down at last and taking a well deserved rest.

"Kiba, that fang swipe was not half bad, is it a new one?" Kiba nodded and scratched Akamaru's ear, liking the praise.

"Yeah, it basically is just us covered with a cloak of chakra and throwing it at the opponent, it's a diversionary tactic, not meant for attacking, at least not until we've perfected it." Kakashi nodded and gave him an upside down eye smile and moved on.

"That's good, work on it with Neji and Hinata for now, get it perfected for diversion, then come and see me for attack purposes." Kiba nodded and sat down, sighing with relief.

"Neji and Hinata, that was nice work with the sonic chakra waves, work on your stance Hinata, Neji work on it with her." Neji and Hinata both nodded and jumped into the trees, siting on the branches and talking to one another. Sasuke smirked and rolled his eyes as he watched them both develop some very bright blushes and begin to drool.

"Tch, typical Neji and Hinata." Sasuke grumbled as he sat down behind a tree, a chakra cloak covering his body from their roaming eyes. "I'm saving this view for my dobe."

"Iruka, now why did you not tell me you had developed that justsu so well? I have nothing to say but to work on the strength on it." Iruka nodded and smiled, he knew he did well, so he wasn't going to complain.

Kakashi stood and stared at the charred remains of their pursuer as he smirked and looked up into a tree. "Nice work on the pursuing Shino, work on your stalking skills, and Neji and Hinata, please stop being perverts … you must wait for me to do that!"

"Yes Kakashi-sensei!" came the reply from them both as they deactivated their Byakugan and began to relax.

"Alright guys, our training period has ended, we are now ready to go into the mission." They all nodded, and Sasuke sighed once more before they all tensed and felt a chakra signature they all knew coming towards them.

"Is that … Sai?" Sakura asked as Sai entered the clearing.

"Hai, Tsunade-sama sent me over with this scroll, she said for everyone to be near it when it is opened." Kakashi nodded and everyone came near, Sai keeping close as well as Kakashi opened the scroll.

There was a white mist consuming them all, making them all tense, but soon it died down and Kakashi quirked an eyebrow at the blank scroll. He opened more of it to reveal a note sent to them.

To Team Kakashi and Iruka,

Alright, I have some news, the weird news is that … somehow Jiraya has contacted me from the dead. We talked a bit and I found out something Sasuke might like to hear. Naruto is THERE! Jiraya said that he's doing the same mission as you all, also he informed me that you all will need to know other languages instead of just Japanese, so he made this special scroll for me. I can't tell you just where Naruto is, but he's there. I just have one condition, you can see him, but you can't make him come back. Trust and believe me that it hurts to not be able to have him back, but he was truly hurt by us all. Give him time and he'll be ready.

Kakashi looked up at Sasuke, his head was down, making his bangs cover his face, but Kakashi knew that this hurt Sasuke more than he let on.

Don't ask me how, but I know Sasuke is sulking, stop it! You'll be able to see him, but you just can't make him come back, and if I were Sakura, I wouldn't even say a word! Shut your mouth and let Sasuke handle it! Now, be sure to collect as much as you can, Jiraya has a hunch that there are enemies in this strange land, so keep a sharp eye, and Sai is to stay and help you all, just make sure Sasuke doesn't kill him or find out that he calls Naruto Dick less … Kakashi just read that out loud and he's still reading this out loud! Kakashi you idiot! Sasuke will MURDER him!

Kakashi looked up and palled as Sasuke glared death at Sai, who was finally scared out of his pants that he hid himself behind Iruka.

I'll send Yamato after you guys in exactly fifteen minutes after Sai, so he should be there after this note is read. Take care of yourselves, and make sure to find Naruto and tell him I wish him all of the luck in the world and that I'm truly sorry for the pain I've caused him as well as the villagers. Send Sai to me when you are ready to report back to me, till then, be careful, and do not act cocky, you never know what will happen. Also, will someone smack Neji and Hinata? They keep misusing their Byakugan, and when I told Hiashi … he started to do the same thing, which was something that could have been avoided, but now the hot springs are going out of business because of him!

Sincerely, Tsunade.

Kakashi sighed and looked up, watching as Yamato appeared and glared at the ground. "I don't want to be here, but I was sent over." Kakashi quirked his only visible eyebrow and walked over to his old team mate.

"Why don't you want to be here?" Yamato looked up and gave Kakashi his creepy look.

"Because I was making cookies damn it!" They all fell anime style as he glared at the ground. "Anyway, Tsunade did the jutsu on me and every single ninja in the village because it may be able to be helpful in future missions." Kakashi nodded and began to walk over to the edge of the clearing.

"So Naruto is here? Well then we'll find him, and Sasuke will talk with him." Sasuke nodded, internally dancing around.

"Wait one moment!" Kakashi looked back at Sasuke as he took a deep breath and placed a hand on a tree.

"FUCK YES! I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE MY DOBE!" he began to touch down dance as Neji and Hinata joined in.

"We'll be able to see more bodies in the city! YEAH!" Sasuke, Neji, and Hinata all stared at each other for a moment before busting out laughing and breaking into a touchdown dance again.

"The world is slowly starting to go insane." Kiba said gravely as they all nodded in unison. "Next thing you'll know, Shino will want to fuck me and I'll want him to do so desperately, Kakashi-sensei is in love with Iruka-sensei as he is for him, Sai and Yamato have an affair, Hinata and Neji have an incest story to them, and Sakura has the hots for Ino." Everyone nodded and gulped, looking the other way and not at Kiba, even Kiba himself, they knew that what Kiba said was true.

"LETS FUCKING GO DAMN IT!" Sasuke yelled as he walked out of the clearing and began to sprint of the edge of the dense forest. "I'm coming for you Naruto, and Kami damn us all if I don't have you because I love you." Sasuke whispered as he finally hit the end and the edge of the vastly huge city.

[.][-][.][-][.]With Naruto![-][.][-][.][-]

There was a huge explosion as Naruto jumped out of the way, cursing his luck as another explosion came his way. "It seems I'll have to use my swords after all," he whispered as he jumped out of the way of another explosion.

"Stop being on the defensive and attack already!" Came a loud voice as another explosion headed his way.

"With pleasure!" Naruto yelled back as he unsheathed his black sword and began to run around his enemy, doing various hand signs as he jumped over obstacles and explosives from his enemy.

"Fuin: Dance of the wind!" Naruto yelled as he slashed his sword in a continuous circle over at his enemy, watching as petals of wind slashed at his enemy, making him poof away.

"Ha! Is that all you've got?" Said another voice high above him.

"Damn my clones!" Naruto said as he began to dodge the various rasengans aimed for him.

"Rasen-kick!" The clone yelled out as it made various flips in the air, kicking many small rasengans over at Naruto. He dodged all of them until he came to the cliff side, getting his back hit by a powerful rasengan as he made the jump and fell to the bottom of the gorge.

"NARUTO!" Kushina yelled from her spot in the observatory, watching as her son got hit and fell. "Minato! Go do something!" Minato nodded, but Robin held his arm out, smirking and pointing at the spot where Naruto fell.

"Nice hit, the power was a bit low, but it was still good." Naruto said, wiping away the blood from his lower lip and opening his eyes to reveal the half sharingan that Itachi had once given him when he talked with him.

"But it was not enough!" Naruto yelled as he jumped in the air and began to concentrate on his chakra. He began to go through various hand signs as his half sharingan eye caught all that was happening. "DEMONIC RASENGAN OF AMETARASU'S FLAMES!" He yelled out, thrusting his hand out and watching as Amaterasu's flames began to convert themselves into a tiny rasengan and merge with Naruto's demonic chakra.

The clone gasped as he was caught in the line of the demonic rasengan's line of fire. Naruto watched as the rasengan consumed the clone's entire body, the heat and raw power of the ball making the clone poof away and the flames go out instantly.

"AH!" Another clone yelled, coming at Naruto with it's chakra engulfed fist.

Naruto smirked, stepping away from the clone and hitting it in the back of the head, making it poof away as well. "Seriously guys, you are using weakling attacks! Come at me with a higher level!" Naruto called out, dispelling his half sharingan and taking on a fighting stance.

"Fuin: Hurricane blow!" One clone yelled as he kicked Naruto in the stomach, successfully kicking him back all the way to the wall.

"You can do it brat!" Kyuubi yelled out as little Kyuubi yipped on top of his head. "Use your secret taijutsu/ninjutsu combo!" He yelled.

Naruto stood up and smirked as he nodded, running off and surrounding the group of clones that began to surround him. He ran around them, almost invisible as he ran around them in circles. Kyuubi smirked as he saw the tale tale signs of a rasengan forming.

"RASENGAN BARAGE!" Naruto yelled out as he let the many rasengans he created, loose onto the group of clones, watching in satisfaction as they all poofed away on contact with the acidic rasengans, the acidic properties being added on by the Kyuubi when he helped Naruto on some of his training.

"Damn! That was intense, Naruto!" Beast Boy yelled out, running to Naruto as he sheepishly scratched the back of his head.

"Gee, thanks, but really I couldn't have done anything without the teaching of my senseis and the help of Itachi's half sharingan." Naruto said as he sat down and relax, laying back on the partially destroyed mountainous terrain.

"How did you come up with all of those attacks, Naruto?" Naruto looked up at Jiraya and smirked.

"You always went out to the bars to see the women, so I would usually sneak out and train. I met an old friend and he taught me how to combine many attacks into one. So that's how I did it." Naruto said simply as he stood up and stretched, taking off his shirt and going shirtless in front of them all.

Starfire and Raven both blushed as he turned to face them all, making Naruto quirk and eyebrow and giggle.

"But when did you get the half sharingan from Itachi?" Naruto looked up and sighed, looking away from Jiraya and his parents.

"A little after you died, Itachi looked for me and gave it to me, he said I would need it someday." They nodded and sheepishly looked to the side, they hadn't meant to pry.

"Well, now that I got that out of my system, I'll go out and scout the city. I made some extra phones and a house phone for you guys to contact me with, also I took the liberty to modify the communicators to receive my signal, just in case." Naruto said as he walked out of the training rooms, the rest of them right behind him and little Kyuubi jumping up on his head.

"Wait, can we come with? We're actually here to stop a criminal from where we come from, so we have to do some scouting too." Naruto smiled and nodded, making it to his room and leaving the door open for them to come in.

"Wow! You painted the room and even brought a bed for little Kyuubi too." Naruto blushed and nodded as Minato and Kushina took in the sight of the room. He had painted it black, with many orange spirals of many sizes all over the room. The bed had midnight blue sheets, and the ceiling was painted with the night sky and even the moon on it. It looked very nice, and suited Naruto perfectly.

"Well, get changed and we'll go, cause we can't go out looking like we do." the Titans nodded and left the room as Minato, Kushina, and Jiraya went over to the Kitchen.

"Hey brat? Can I come with you guys, I do get bored here and since the mini me is going with you, I will be even more bored." Naruto turned and smirked, nodding and walking to his bathroom.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Go get changed!" Kyuubi smirked and nodded, walking out and going straight to his room.

When they all met in the front hall, they were all amazed with the clothes Naruto got them. Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg all wore normal jeans and button up shirts with black undershirts underneath. Robin had a red button up shirt with the outlining of an R on the back, Cyborg wore a shirt with all the mixes of blue imaginable, and Beast Boy wore a green one with a Lion on the back. Raven still wore her cloak, but had a simple purple, tight fitting shirt with a purple skirt, and Starfire wore the made thing only with some splashes of green on it. Kyuubi wore a punk style outfit composed of blacks and reds, with black jeans with chains, and a dark red shirt with slashes of black on it.

Naruto smirked as he walked out. He wore an orange shirt, with the black outlining of a fox with an opened button up shirt made with various reds and blacks, with black, skin tight skinny jeans. They all watched as Kyuubi jumped on his head and roared, announcing that the best was saved for last and had just arrived, him.

"Alright, lets get going." They nodded and waved goodbye to Naruto's parents and Jiraya.

"Do you think I should have told him that the Konoha ninjas are here in the city?" Jiraya asked as he watched them all get into their cars, Naruto and the two Kyuubis went into his car, as Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, and Raven got into the T-car with Robin going on his motorcycle.

"THEY ARE HERE?" Minato spat out his juice as Kushina got ready to impale Jiraya on the broom in the corner of the vastly large kitchen.

"Hey! I needed to tell Tsunade that he was here and safe, and she told me that Kakashi, Iruka, Yamato, and some of their students were in the city doing the exact same mission! It was too late to call the mission back because then there would be questions." Kushina glared off to the side, letting go of Jiraya and growling as she made her way to the sulking corner.

"It's alright, Kushina, he will be alright." Minato said as he took on a pensive look. "But I do wonder, what will become of him if he was to run into them out there, will he break down again, or will he ignore them?" Jiraya sat down and sighed, running a hand through his hair.

"He will do the right thing and let them talk, but I don't think he'll go back to Konoha, at least not now anyway, they hurt him pretty deeply, and a wound that deep will need time to heal. Who knows, maybe he will return to Konoha in about three years, maybe more or maybe less, who knows." Jiraya said as he watched Naruto take off out of the driveway.

[-][.][-][.][-]With Sasuke[.][-][.][-][.]

"Why the hell do they all stare at us like we're some type of weirdos?" Kiba asked as they walked through the crowded streets of Tokyo.

"Maybe it has something to do with how we're dressed." Sai said as he smiled at them all and they quirked their eyebrows.

"What? What do you mean?" Sai sighed and took on a pensive look as Kiba stared at him.

"Well, You for instance, look like you just spent the night in the trash. Kakashi looks like he's an escaped convict hiding from the law. Iruka looks like he's afraid of his own shadow. Neji and Hinata look like they are perverts checking everyone out, and Neji looks like a hooker. Yamato just looks plain weird, and so do I if I have to say. Shino looks like he is a creeper, Sakura looks like she's crazy for painting her hair pink and is trying too much to get a date. And finally we have Sasuke, who looks like he's a stripper." Sasuke and Neji both glared at Sai and tried to kill him, but Kakashi shook his head.

"We'll just keep walking and just ignore the fact that Sai just insulted us all because … that is NOT why we're being stared at!" Kakashi said with a glare at Sai. Sai huffed and nodded, glaring off to the side and showing more emotions than he is known for.

Suddenly, a black Lamborghini Murcielago with a nine tails painted on the hood, sides, and back, showing off a beautiful mural of running foxes all around came rushing passed them, almost hitting Sasuke as it sped on by followed by a blue car and a guy on a motorcycle. It made a very narrow U-turn and sped on by, making another narrow U-turn and slowing down next to Sasuke.

"Sorry, stripper guy! I'm in a really big hurry!" Came the voice of Naruto as he let the window down and was face to face with Sasuke. "I really am s… Sasuke?" Naruto yelled with wide eyes as he finally recognized him.

"Hn, dobe." Sasuke said with a smirk as he watched Naruto stare at him.

"What are you waiting for? STEP ON IT NARUTO! STEP ON IT BEFORE THEY MAKE YOU GET OUT!" Naruto snapped out of his stupor and stepped on the gas, yelling along the way, "Alright Kyuubi! Alright!"

"Well, we've found Naruto … and he called you stripper guy!" Kiba shouted as he broke down laughing and Sasuke glared at him.

"Shut up, trash boy!" Sasuke said with a smirk as Kiba shut up and glared at him.

"Alright, alright, lets break this up and get to finding some clothes." Kakashi said with a giggle at the end. "phs! He said Stripper guy!" Sasuke sulked and glared at the floor as they all had their laughs at his expense.

They entered a random store and walked back out, old clothes in hand and new clothes on. Sasuke walked out in a suit, but on him it looked hot. It was a black jacket and pants with a black tie, with a silk red long sleeved shirt and a double sided belt, one side black, the other red.

Kakashi abandoned his mask and head band in his new outfit, and now everyone knew why he always wore them, he was smoking hot. He wore a suit, but had it looking casual. He had a white shirt, some buttons undone, the tie was around his neck, but was done just right to make it look good, but not be tied on. His pants clung onto him like a second skin and made him look very good.

Iruka walked out in a long sleeved formal shirt, unbuttoned to seem casual. His tie was loose on him and his shirt was partially tucked in. The dress pants were snug and his hair was loosely done with his bangs out. Yamato and Sai wore the same as Kakashi, both looking away with blushes from one another.

Sakura wore a black long sleeved dress with pink trimmings and her once again long hair flowing down her back. She wore black boots with pink laces on them to go with her dress. Hinata wore a similar outfit, only hers was short sleeved with a fishnet long sleeved under shirt and her trimmings were blue.

Kiba came out wearing a black long sleeved formal shirt with many buttons undone to expose the deliciously tanned chest he had. Neji wore the same as Kiba, smirking at some of the passing girls that were checking them out.

Shino wore Sasuke's outfit, only in blue. He glared at the passing girls, not wanting to let them stare at Kiba in such a way. "Great! Now we don't look like weirdos and stripper guys!" Kiba shouted, smirking as Sasuke glared off to the side, a frustrated blush covering his face.

"Would you shut up with that Kiba?" Kiba smirked even more and shook his head, he was going to ride Sasuke on that for a long time.

"I bet when Naruto, Sakura, Sai, and Kakashi-sensei found you in Orochimaru's lair, and you came at him, he was itching to put a twenty in your pants!" Sasuke blushed at the memory, oh Naruto did more than place a twenty in Sasuke's pants.

"No, no Kiba, Naruto did do that!" They both looked over at Sai as he walked closer, Sakura in the background laughing her ass off at the memory.

"Sasuke said, "What the hell, dobe?", and Naruto said, "Well if you insist on looking like one, then I guess you want to be one, now remove those clothes and lets get this party started, Sai! You want some stripper action too?" then I said no and he said, "suit yourself then, more for me. What are you staring at? Get to undressing!" Then Sasuke pulled out his sword and began to come at Naruto." Kiba fell over laughing, Sakura following soon after with Kakashi right behind her.

"Shut the fuck up Sai!" Sai nodded and smirked, that was his revenge for the failed attempts to kill him.

[.][-][.][-][.]With Naruto![-][.][-][.][-]

"Damn! Sasuke is here? And did you see that? Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, Iruka, and the perverts Hinata and Neji! And Kiba and Shino too … although I can stand to see those two, since they're too dense to notice they have the hots for each other and wouldn't bother me, but still! What the hell am I supposed to do now?" Naruto yelled as he paced back and forth in front of yet another store.

Starfire and Raven kept silent, Cyborg and Beast Boy tried to get a word out and and Robin was busy trying to take off the duct tape that Naruto slapped on him. Little Kyuubi was hanging on for dear life on top of Naruto's head and Kyuubi was lounging about on top of Naruto's car.

"Look Naruto, it's alright, they won't do anything to you. You can always amaze them with your skills and make a nice get away."

"But then what, Kyuubi? Then what the hell am I supposed to do if every time I hide, they find me? I can't do anything without them following after! It's only been four months, four months of running and trying to stay away from their stalker like radars!" Naruto yelled, trying desperately to find a solution.

"Wait, you said four months?" Naruto looked up and nodded, staring at the store they were standing in front of, it was a bookstore and a cafe, with a tattoo and piercing parlor on the side.

"Yeah, I needed to train a little, so I took about three months, then I came here and remembered Erro-sennin's mission." Kyuubi nodded and sighed, staring at the same store and wondering what he could do in there.

"Alright Naruto, so what exactly do you propose to do? If you run, they find you, if you fight, they over power you, and if you confront them? Talk to them? What will they do?" Naruto was about to speak when he thought over what Kyuubi said.

"You're right! If I just talk to them, maybe they'll accept the fact that I don't want to go back, and leave me alone. At least I don't want to go back NOW." Naruto sighed and rubbed the back of his head.

"Look, I agree with Kyuubi, talk to them, maybe you guys can settle your differences." Robin said, now having dealt with the perilous duct tape.

"Yeah, Robin's right besides, we can't scout the city if you're to busy hiding from them, so you'd better just take care of them before something happens." Cyborg jumped in, receiving nods of approval from the others.

"Alright bu—gah!" Naruto was pushed down by Kyuubi as he ran for his life.

"Run Naruto! Sai is after you!" Naruto's eyes widened and he pushed the Titans into the Bookstore/cafe/tattoo/piercing place, watching from behind a bookshelf as Sai walked by and quirked an eyebrow at the store but left it alone.

"Whew! That was a close call Kyuubi!" Naruto said as Kyuubi chuckled and little Kyuubi yipped in excitement.

"What the hell was that about?" Cyborg asked from his position on the ground under everyone's feet.

"Oh, er sorry about that. That was Sai, a pervert that secretly molested me during many missions we had together, the last time we went on a mission before the one I used to escape my village, he entered my tent and tried to kiss me." Everyone stared at Naruto as he sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

"I just never liked Sai, period." Kyuubi said as little Kyuubi nodded in agreement.

"Well … where are we?" Robin asked as he took in the sight of the store.

"Now this is my kind of store." Raven said as she took in the darkness and the mountains of book everywhere.

"Welcome to Akatsuki, the bookstore with a cafe, tattoo, and piercing parlor. My name is Deidara, what can I do for you, un?" Deidara asked behind the Titans and Naruto as he watched them.

"D-Deidara?" Naruto shouted, staring at Deidara as if he were a ghost.

"Brat y—"

"I know, I know, Kyuubi. He must be here from the hidden lands as either a refugee hiding from them, or this is where he decided to go in death." Naruto said as he stared at Deidara closely.

"I think Shinigami gives you a choice to either stay in death, or start over again. You, my parents, Erro-sennin and the others were probably given the chance to stay at piece in death and not start over, but with the condition of being able to come to this world and relax, am I right?" Kyuubi smirked at him and nodded.

"Correct Naruto, now how in hell did you figure that out?" Naruto smirked and forgot about Deidara as he turned to Kyuubi and sat down at one of the many tables, the Titans doing the same and leaving poor Deidara to stare dumbfounded at them.

"Well, I had a whole week to think about it, but when I saw Deidara, it all clicked together." Naruto said as Kyuubi nodded and began to smirk at him.

"But what about the condition and the other choice, wouldn't you have thought that there was only reliving again and again?" Naruto shook his head and Deidara became engrossed in the conversation, sitting beside Kyuubi and nodding in agreement.

"Well, that thought did cross my mind, but then again, if it was only reliving, then you guys wouldn't be coming to the mansion at all, and you'd be babies, and you would not remember. So naturally, that choice was open for you." Naruto said, smirking at them all.

"But then how do you explain that I can remember everything and I even have my old abilities with me, un?" Deidara asked, the question bugging him ever since he came to Tokyo.

"Simple, you may have been chosen for it, you may have subconsciously have asked for it, or you struck a deal with Shinigami … I'd say you struck a deal with him." Deidara nodded and smirked, he always thought the younger blonde was an idiot, but here he goes proving him wrong.

"Deidara, we are not here to sit and talk with the customers! We're here to work!" Came a dark baritone from behind Naruto.

"It's nice to see you too, Itachi." Naruto stated calmly, smirking when he heard a gasp and his chair was turned around quickly to be face to face with Itachi.

"Naruto? How are you here? Did you die? … D-Did Sasuke come with you?" Itachi asked, worry clouding his voice as he stared into Naruto's eyes.

"No, no Itachi. I'm very much alive, I'm just on a mission to find out what this place is and whether there are enemies here or friends. And about Sasuke … well I just kinda, sort of … I just saw him when I almost ran him over with my car." Itachi's eyes were wide as Naruto blushed in embarrassment and looked to the ground.

"I returned and said sorry! Well more like insult him AGAIN by calling him stripper guy." Itachi stared at Naruto in amusement and wonder.

"Wait, you called him stripper guy?" Deidara asked from his seat, busting up in laughter when Naruto nodded sheepishly.

"Not my fault I insulted him again with the stripper comment because he was still wearing his clothes from the ninja lands!" Naruto yelled indignantly as he glared at the floor.

"Wait, you say you insulted him again? How did you insult him the first time?" Itachi asked as he sat down.

"Well … i—"

"Wait! If there is going to be a story we all want to hear it!" Hidan yelled from behind the counter, Kakuzu, Konan, Pein, Nagato, Yahiko, and Sasori all nodded in agreement.

"Well this is definitely a surprise! But then again, you all are dead, except for Konan. And wasn't Pein just Yahiko's body, with Nagato as the puppet master?" Konan smirked and shook her head.

"That's what we thought, but it seems that Pein is just another soul who was controlled by Nagato. And I was wondering about, not caring about life, when I saw them at a park and they recognized me." Naruto nodded and smiled, motioning for them to take a seat.

"Well … you guys want to listen to how I insulted Sasuke and got a good laugh out of it?" They all nodded, sitting around him much like little kindergarteners would to their teacher.

"Well, when we first found Sasuke at Orochimaru's base, and Sai tried to kill him, well … His clothes! Kami-sama damn us all if they didn't look like a stripper's outfit!" Naruto shouted, making everyone sweat drop at him.

"So when he came at me, and stood beside me, I slipped some twenties into his pants and rubbed his cock. Then he said, "What the hell dobe?" And I just stared at him then said, "Well if you insist on looking like one, then I guess you want to be one, now remove those clothes and lets get this party started!" He just stared at me dumbfounded and I turned to Sai and said to him, "Sai! You want some stripper action too?" But he shook his head and said no, so I shrugged and said, "Suit yourself then, more for me." Then I turned to Sasuke and said, "What are you staring at? Get to undressing!" Then that got him angry because he began to draw his sword with a very big blush on his face. I didn't mean anything by it, I was just making a point that he looked like a stripper. But he left and kept my money! Talk about unsatisfactory service!" Naruto yelled, fuming at the loss of money.

There was silence for a long time as they stared at Naruto, until Itachi busted up laughing, the sound was musical, but it was also infectious as everyone began to laugh too. "What the hell, Naruto?" Itachi said in between laughing fits, making Naruto raise an eyebrow innocently and stare at Itachi, in turn making Itachi laugh even more.

"Hey! He insisted on wearing those stripper clothes! And for the money I gave away, I intended to receive some Stripper-Sasuke-action!" Naruto said as he glared off to the side, making them all laugh even more.

"Wow Naruto! You sure are funny! How the hell could they have hurt you so much, when you are the best person in the world?" Beast Boy said, calming his laughter to chuckles and giggles.

"Whoa! What did the little green dude say?" Hidan asked as he stared at Beast Boy.

"Oh, sorry guys! Akatsuki, meet the Teen Titans! That's Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, and Raven. Titans, meet the Akatsuki! That's Nagato, Yahiko, Konan, Pein, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi. Itachi is Sasuke's older brother, he actually looks just like him, except he doesn't have a chicken's ass hair cut and he has lines running down his face." They all nodded and shook hands, Itachi glaring at Naruto for insulting his precious facial lines.

"And this is Kyuubi, my pet, and no he is not the demon!" Naruto said before they could say another thing

"Well, who's the red head, un?" Deidara asked as he stared at Kyuubi.

"Oh, that is Kyuubi, the actual Demon, and before you ask, yes he is dead, I merged with him long ago." Naruto said with a smile at the dumbfounded Akatsuki members.

"So, what brings you to our store, you wouldn't want a tattoo would you?" Kakuzu asked, a tiny glint in his eye along with Hidan.

"Or how about a piercing, would you?" Pein asked, a glint in his eyes as he, and Konan, came closer.

"Or what about a book?" Deidara asked as Itachi and Sasori nodded their heads in agreement.

"Or maybe a cup of coffee? Cappuccino? Latte?" Yahiko and Nagato asked. They all sweat dropped as the Akatsuki came closer, creeping them out more.

"Actually, we just came in to hide from the Konoha ninjas, Naruto is still too chicken to confront them, but he will do it eventually." Kyuubi said as little Kyuubi yipped and nodded.

"Oh, so how about just chilling here? We could use some company since no one comes in anymore." Naruto quirked a brow as if to question Itachi and he sighed.

"We don't know why, but no one ever comes in!" Naruto smirked and looked over at the Titans.

"Maybe we could help? I mean, you need more color to lighten up this place, but if it's dark you want to keep, I think Raven can help in that department, and it has to let the natural energy flow, so Beast Boy can help in that, also Cyborg may be able to help in setting up the electrical chairs in the piercing and tattoo parlor part. Oh, and Robin and Starfire may be able to help in decorating and rearranging the place with Beast Boy and Raven. The Kyuubis may be able to help bring some more natural lights into the place, and I can advertize!" They all quirked their eyebrows at the thought of Naruto advertizing.

"Like Beast Boy said to Raven before, you guys don't know me to judge too quickly." Naruto said as he walked out of the store, various clones going in different directions one he stepped out of sight.

"You think we will live after this?" Hidan asked as everyone stared in dumbfounded awe. They all shook their heads as Naruto and his clones came back.

"Let's get started! I want that fountain over by the corner and near the window, the indoor trees go surrounding it, and some more of them go around the place! Get the colors to Raven, and get the plans to Beast Boy!" Naruto shouted out as his clones began to get busy, it was going to be a long day.

[.][-][.][-][.]With Sasuke[-][.][-][.][-]

"Sai you idiot! You scared him off! Now I'll never find my one true love! And I'll be stuck baby sitting the perverts! And I'll grow old and alone! I'll be stalked by all those crazy fan girls because of you! How could you Sai? HOW COULD YOU?" Sasuke yelled out dramatically, Neji and Hinata catching him when he fell back in a fake fainting fit.

"Calm down Sasuke, and stop it with the drama, I know where Naruto is." Sasuke perked up and held onto Sai as if he were Kami-sama himself.

"TELL US!" Sai sighed and looked over at the others for help, palling when he saw them all on their knees in a begging position.

"He's at a store near here. When he saw me, a red head dove and tackled him to the ground, told him I was there, and then got up and dove into the store before he pushed a group of kids into the same store and hid himself behind a giant bookshelf." Sasuke was crying at the end as he smiled at Sai and hugged him in thanks.

"So the hunt continues! Kakashi, we're off to that store! Sai, lead the way!" Sai sweat dropped and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

"Well … I kinda forgot where it was, but I can tell you that I know the general are of it's whereabouts!" Sasuke and the others fell anime style as Sai took on a determined look and began to lead the way, Akamaru right by his side, sniffing the ground for a trace of Naruto's scent.

"So the hunt continues … NOW!" Sasuke shouted, following after Sai as the rest filed on behind them both, pleading with Kami-sama that they would find Naruto and cure Sasuke's sickness.

[-][.][-][.][-]With Naruto[.][-][.][-][.]

"Gah! Naruto, what have you done with the place?" Nagato and Yahiko yelled, wondering just what the hell happened in the two hours that they were gone.

"I redecorated it according to the laws of Feng Shui, well more like Beast Boy did. Raven gave it a splash of color, but still kept it dark. Cyborg tricked out your chairs, and I got in some plants to give it life, oh and the fountain too. Don't you like it?" They both nodded excitedly, loving what they were seeing.

"Kyuubi and Kyuu got rid of some of the wall, and installed windows closer to the ceiling so that natural light can enter, they also hung some plants up there and created a watering system for all of the plants." They nodded enthusiastically as they watched Naruto flip a switch and the plants were watered.

"Also … I'm going to advertize now!" Naruto yelled as he walked over to the bathrooms.

"What…?" Nagato asked as he watched Naruto go in.

"So, do any of you guys know what exactly he has planned as an advertizement?" Itachi shrugged, Deidara shook his head, Hidan and Kakuzu both looked away, and Sasori didn't even listen to them as Konan entertained him with puppets.

Naruto walked out in a skimpy outfit, fox ears were perched on his head, a small belly shirt had the logo of the Akatsuki and his skin tight black jeans had nine fox tails. To say he looked sexy was an understatement, there was no word to describe him, but there he was.

"W-What are you going to do?" Yahiko asked as he drooled at the sight of Naruto.

"Help you guys! Now, Itachi, Nagato, Konan, Deidara, and Hidan, put these on!" Naruto said as he pushed them in. "The rest of you guys put these on!" Naruto said as he handed them other outfits.

"Now, Titans, man the counters as I advertize, you can go sit down when they come out!" Naruto said as he walked outside and stood on a large wooden box.

"HEY EVERYONE!" he yelled out, calling attention to them all. He put on his best uke face, he even blushed, and looked out at the sea of people. "Today is the new, grand opening of Akatsuki, the Bookstore/cafe/tattoo/piercing parlor! Please come in and take a look around!" he purred out into a large mega phone, causing everyone to swoon and rush over to the entrance of the store, making Naruto smirk at their eagerness.

Inside, the Titans tried to man the counters, but with so many customers, they were in desperate need of help, suddenly a barrage of clones came in to help, each one wearing a different type of animal tail and ear.

"NARUTO! What the hell is the meaning of these costumes, un?" Deidara yelled as he walked out, followed closely by a pair of long red and orange feather wings, and a red orange halo perched on top of his head. Itachi walked after him, he did not like his costume, neither did he find it funny, he wore long black feather wings with a black halo on his head. Hidan walked out wearing long white feather wings and a white halo, and it suited him nicely and he liked it. Nagato followed closely after Hidan, shyly trying to keep out of the eyes of everyone. He wore a long dark red pair of feather wing with the same color halo. And Konan walked out confidently wearing long blue feather wings with a blue halo, she honestly did like her costume, and she thought she looked pretty cute. They all wore tight belly shirts like Naruto's and skinny jeans in their colors as they walked over to Naruto.

"Oh, its a way to draw in customers, they just love the cuteness of the ukes." Naruto said as he pointed at the now heart emitting customers, each one ogling the ukes and drooling.

"What the fucking hell? I am no uke!" Hidan yelled, pouting indignantly and blushing brightly, his look saying the opposite of what he just said. He was unknowingly showing off the angry uke look.

"Look, just do this for today, and if you don't like it, then you can throw it out tomorrow." They sighed and nodded, turning to their stations and shooing away the Titans

Pein and Yahiko both walked out in black long sleeved ripped up shirts with orange linings and black jeans, they had a pair of leather wings, just like the wings of an evil angel and a pair of vampire teeth in their mouths. They smirked at the swooning girls and guys and made their way over to their respective counters, smirking at the outfit the ukes wore. Sasori walked out next in the same outfit was Yahiko and Pein, only his was in dark red. He smirked as he watched Deidara fuss with his wings, oh this was a delicious sight for him and he thanked Kami-sama for Naruto and his ideas. Kakuzu walked out next in the same outfit, only in forest green. He rolled his eyes and walked over to Hidan, pushing him along to finish the work and leave his wings alone.

"Well, lets get to work!" Pein said as they all nodded and followed orders, the ukes of the gang secretly enjoying the attention on them, but not liking the ones on the semes.

Naruto smirked and began to model many uke poses, smirking as the ukes got the message and began to pose as well, getting a kick out of the nosebleeds they received. "Alright guys, lets get back to work, Kyuubi, you and Kyuu keep an eye out for any suspicious looking people, Titans look for your Red X person, and I will help them out in serving and stuff." They all nodded and scattered all over to store, surprised that many of the customers actually liked the store.

Sasuke smirked as he watched his blonde bend over the table and help out. "Yeah that's him, lets get in there and talk to him." Everyone nodded and followed after Sasuke as he sat down at a table and picked up a menu, Naruto walked over immediately to help serve them.

"Hello and welcome to Cafe Akatsuki, our cafe handlers are Yahiko and Nagato. And I am your waiter for the evening. If you are interested in any of the books in our bookstore, please talk to our personal librarians, Itachi, Deidara, or Sasori. If you're interested in a piercing, please talk to Pein or Konan, and if you are interested in any tattoos, Hidan and Kakuzu can be of some assistance to you. Now what will it be?" Naruto asked, the speech known to him by heart already.

Sasuke and the others stared at each other with surprise as Naruto named out all the Akatsuki members. "Oh .. er, we would like to have a word with you, Naruto." Naruto nodded and was about to speak up, when the voice finally penetrated the customer haze he had.

"S-Sasuke?" Naruto asked, wide eyed as he stared at them all.

"Dobe, please don't run away from me again, please just listen." Naruto smiled and nodded, turning away from him and running away again.

"What the hell? Didn't he say he wouldn't run?" Kiba asked as they stared at Naruto's retreating backside.

"I'll go after him." Sasuke was stopped by a hand on his chest, pushing him back down.

"Calm down, he is just going to go ask Pein when the store will close. He intends to have a nice long chat with you all." Kyuubi said, smirking when little Kyuubi jumped on the table and curiously sniffed Sasuke. "That's Sasuke, Kyuu. He's Naruto's mate." Little Kyuubi smiled and purred, curling himself under Sasuke's hands and licking the hand affectionately.

"He likes you. You should be thankful since Kyuubi thinks of himself as the protector of his mother." Kyuubi said with a smirk at the sight of the wondrous expressions on their faces.

"Don't worry, he isn't that demon," Kyuubi smirked as they all relaxed and settled down, oh how he loved this part. "I am." He busted up laughing as they all stared at him, their faces were the most hilarious of faces.

"B-But how?" Kakashi and Yamato muttered together as they stared at Kyuubi.

"He and I merged together and I died when he took all of my powers and chakra. But I'll let Naruto explain how it is that I and the Akatsuki are here. Minato sends his regards Kakashi, he said that he owes you for taking care of his son and to see him soon for his killing of your ass." Kakashi gulped and stared off into space as he thought of how much Minato knew.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some serving to do, take care of Kyuubi, and if he starts to growl at you, I'd suggest you leave him alone unless you want a face full of fireballs." Kyuubi said as he walked away, a smirk on his face.

"Oh and Kyuubi," little Kyuubi looked up at him with a curious tilt to the head, making Kyuubi himself smile a little. "They are the ones who hurt your mommy the most, well all except your mommy's mate." Kyuubi said with an evil smirk, looking up at them and winking.

Kakashi's eyes were opened wide as he stared at Kyuubi's retreating figure. "But why?"

"Because he wants justice, and since he can't do it himself, he's letting his mini me do it for him." Came the voice of Robin as he walked in through the shadows. "So you're Sasuke. Nice to meet the guy Naruto left, but still loves." Robin said with a smirk as he sat down at the table next to them, Cyborg, Raven, and Beast Boy migrating towards them and sitting down as well.

"Who are you guys?" Kiba asked as Akamaru stood up and glared at Beast Boy, making him tense and smirk.

"We're the Teen Titans, and we're staying with Naruto in his mansion. I'm sorry for being rude, I'm Robin, this is Cyborg, the green one you're dog is glaring at is Beast Boy, The orange girl is Starfire, and the pale girl is Raven. We're Naruto's new friends, and you all must be the ones who hurt him so much." Raven growled and stood up, startling everyone with her quick movements.

"Tell us why you did that? Naruto told us everything! I can't believe people who loved him betrayed him like that! Even after he risked his life to save EVERYONE you all still treated him that way!" Raven took a deep breath and calmed down, opening her closed eyes and staring directly at them all.

"Who the hell are you to tell us just what we did wrong?" Sakura yelled, standing up and glaring at Raven.

"She is Raven, the girl who was betrayed by her people, who was used by her father, the girl who is Naruto's friend! And So am I, so stand down pink thing, and be calm. We solve nothing using violence and Naruto wouldn't like that at all." Starfire said quietly, smiling at Hinata as she held Sakura's arm and pulled her down.

"Forgive the pink one, I am Kakashi, Naruto's teacher. And all of this really was a misunderstanding, it was really the pink one's temper that drove him away. We kept asking him if he was alright, but he always smiled that damn smile at us and we bought it. You see, he was used to being treated that way, and Sakura was the only one to yell and hurt him, we all stayed quiet because we were still mourning the loss of our comrades, so you see, it was all a misunderstanding." Kakashi said with a tired sigh, he knew Naruto wouldn't come back, but at least he would listen.

"I should have been there! I should have never left the village, I should have been there for him! But I wasn't." Sasuke said, glaring at the table and letting a few tears flow down, it hurt him that Naruto suffered so much, and he wasn't there to comfort him.

"Well the past is the past, so tell us, what are your names?" Starfire asked with a bright smile, making everyone smile in return.

"Well as I said, I am Kakashi, his teacher, well one of them at least. The creepy looking one is Yamato a substitute for me when I was injured once, now he is another teacher to Naruto. This is Iruka, his first teacher and the first one to show him love. Those two with the pale eyes are Neji and Hinata, the one with the dog is Kiba, his dog Akamaru, and the one hiding behind those glasses is Shino. The pink one is Sakura and you've already pointed a finger at Sasuke. Oh and the even paler one that looks a little like Sasuke is Sai."

Cyborg perked up and smiled. "Oh, now I remember! I was trying to remember when Naruto told us of Sasuke other than saying he loved him! It was when he told us the story of the stripper guy!" Cyborg said, making Sasuke sweat drop and fall anime style out of his chair and everyone else laugh at his expense.

"Oh yeah!" Came the response of the other Titans as they finally remembered.

"Yo! Itachi, Deidara, Sasori! We've found the Stripper guy!" Robin yelled out towards the bookstore part of the store and three pairs of feet came rushing over.

"Oh, damn! He doesn't look like a stripper anymore though, un!" Deidara said as he giggled at Sasuke. Itachi smirked and turned around.

"Yahiko! Nagato! Get Konan and Pein, we've found captain stripper pants!" Itachi called out, making Sasuke sweat drop and everyone bust out in more laughs at the new name for Sasuke.

"Yo! I hear captain stripper pants is in the building!" Came the yell from Hidan as he and Kakuzu came running over, laughing with everyone as they pointed fingers at Sasuke.

"NARUTO! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL US THAT CAPTAIN STRIPPER PANTS IS IN HERE?" Pein yelled out to the back of the store as Naruto emerged with a box in arms.

"Cause he wants to talk with me! Now get back to work! The customers are missing their ukes and the rabid fan girls will take the opportunity to take the ukes if you guys don't get back!" Naruto yelled back as the fan girls began to crowd them like zombies in a Zombi movie.

"See you guys later then! Bye captain stripper pants! Bye scarecrow! Bye pink thing! Bye pervert twins! By bug man! Bye trash man! Bye creepy eyes! Bye rapist! See you guys in a little while!" The Akatsuki yelled out as they walked back to their spots, leaving a very creeped out group of ninjas and a giggling super hero team.

"Well, that is one hell of a weird gang, what happened to them?" Robin shrugged and sat down again.

"Who knows but they're coming over to sleep at the mansion tonight, they've been sleeping in the store for so long that they don't know what comfort is. They're staying there at least until they find a place of their own." Robin said as the last customers left the building and Hidan closed the doors.

"Ok, so about that little talk you wanted with me … can we do it at my house? I need to take these guys home and then I have to talk to Erro-sennin, so lets go before he passes out of blood loss!" Naruto said as he went out back to his car.

"Damn! That is one hot car!" Kiba and Neji said together as they watched Naruto pull it out and Kyuubi get in with little Kyuubi on his lap.

"Yeah, sorry I don't have enough room, but you can follow in the trees." Naruto said as he pulled out his cell phone and called home.

"What is that dobe?" Sasuke asked as he eyed the phone.

"It's a cell phone, pretty weird that we have radio communicators, but don't have phones because they're just like them, only you can go completely out of range and you'll still be able to talk. Anyways, I'll tell the old man I'm bringing you guys.

"Hello?" Came Minato's voice on the other end.

"I'm coming back, but I'm bringing some guests, get ready to do some yelling though." Minato chuckled and ended the call, making Naruto smirk and hang up his own.

"Hey! We have enough room in our extra Denali, but three of you will have to go with Naruto." Nagato said as he loaded the others and Pein started up the extra Denali. They nodded and it was decided that Kakashi, Iruka, and Sasuke would go with Naruto.

They arrived at Naruto's mansion in less that twenty minutes, the gates on both the inside and outside making them stare in awe as they watched them convey foxes on the outside and the hidden leaf village on the inside. Naruto smirked as he lead them to the garages, walked out and smirked as they followed after him much like tourists to a tour guide.

"Well, welcome to my house, you're free to look around, but when you get to the training room … you can't go in unless you want to get lost." They nodded as Naruto opened the front door and they were all greeted with the sight of Jiraya, Minato, Sarutobi, the first and Second Hokage, and Kushina.

"Welcome home Naruto, and I see you've brought friends." Minato growled out as he took in the sight of them all.

"Spill! Who is responsible for them!" Minato asked, pointing to the bags under Naruto's eyes and the sad look in them. Everyone sighed and looked away, the Titans watched from the side lines as Minato began his yelling rampage, later joined in by Naruto as they watched Minato yell.

"Damn, you're dad sure has some lungs on him." Beast Boy said as he watched Minato yell in Kakashi's ear.

"AND ANOTHER THING-"

"DAD! SHUTUP!" Naruto yelled, his lungs proving to be far superior to Minato's

"What?" Minato asked as he stared at Naruto in awe.

"I know you don't like the fact that I was hurt, but there is no need for yelling, Sasuke and the Titans have done that enough, and the Akatsuki were just about to do that after their laugh at Sasuke." Naruto said, watching as Sasuke turned towards the sulking corner and sulked, not wanting them to see his face.

"Ah, yes. Captain stripper pants, is it?" Kushina asked as she pulled him close and hugged him. "I'm Naruto's mom, you can call me Kushina. My, my, you sure do look a lot like Mikoto." She said as she began her attack of Sasuke's cheeks, pinching them and showing them no mercy.

"Mercy, please have mercy!" Sasuke yelled, trying to save himself. Kushina huffed and nodded, turning to the sulking corner and walking over to it, sulking in it and making everyone raise their eyebrows.

"It's the sulking corner, I named it that since everyone likes to go into it and sulk, am I right erro-sennin?" Naruto asked and smirked as Jiraya nodded and glared at him before going off to the sulking corner to sulk along side of Kushina, and now Sasuke since he followed after her.

"Well, like I said, you guys wanted to talk, and now we are here to talk." Naruto said as they sat down.

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Me: GASP! A CLIFFY! … lolz I think I rushed the whole meeting part xD

Sasuke: Yeah, but at least I am with my Dobe, and what the hell on me?

Naruto: I loved the part with the stripper! xD

Itachi: Now that was something I enjoyed!

Me: LOLZ! I couldn't, not for the life of me, resist! Every time I remember Sasuke when he wore Orochimaru's clothes it makes me think of a stripper!

Sasuke: That was NOT funny!

Red X: Why was I only in this ONCE? Where is my glory? My honor? Where the hell is my birdie?

Me: Er … he's right over there? And don't worry, you'll be in the next chapter a lot ;D

Robin: H-Hello? Is this thing really on?

Me: Er, yes?

Robin: Good! Now, on Red X's claim … I AM NOT HIS DAMN IT! Thank you.

Me: … LOLZ! xD nice one Robin!

Tobi: Reviews please, if not, there will be no fast update.

Me: Tobi ish right!

Minato: You have been reading from the deranged and damaged mind of Bad Writer xD, go get some medical help.