How to Annoy Bella Swan Part 2
Tell her she is a whiny bitch
Tell her the Cullen's are just pretending to be nice to her
Renee hated her daughter so much she wanted to dump her ass in Forks in hopes she would get eaten by James.
Then tell her the wolves didn't really kill Laurent, they just wanted Bella off their backs.
Tell her that everyone really wants her to die and she'll be much better off marrying Mike Newton.
Tell her that she got STD's from Edward
Give her human blood
Tell her that the Cullen's made James come for her because she really need to shut that mouth of hers
Tell her Renesmee doesn't love her
Tell her Charlie always agreed to the plan of marriage for her to finally leave the house
Tell her Edward was once married to Tanya
She thinks she can cook, but can she really
Make her read the Twilight Saga
Break her mirror
Put some make up on for once
Put her in a Solarium
She really needs some colour. How white can a person be?
Make the Simpsons put costumes of the Cullen's on and make fun of her etc.
She's never had an alarm clock, how would she suffice
Tell her that no university ever accepted her
Tell her Edward never thought she was smart
She needs a new bed, break hers so she sleeps on the floor
Give her a pet. How long do you think it would last?
She is seriously uncoordinated, make her live in a house with lots of stairs (ha ha)
Just kill her already, anyone. Edward would you do the honours, We beg of you
Hey, everyone thanks for reading. Please if you don't mind leave a review, whether you hate it or love. If you have any ideas or anything to add to it PM me and I'll see what I can do. LOL.
