How to Annoy Bella Swan Part 2

Tell her she is a whiny bitch

Tell her the Cullen's are just pretending to be nice to her

Renee hated her daughter so much she wanted to dump her ass in Forks in hopes she would get eaten by James.

Then tell her the wolves didn't really kill Laurent, they just wanted Bella off their backs.

Tell her that everyone really wants her to die and she'll be much better off marrying Mike Newton.

Tell her that she got STD's from Edward

Give her human blood

Tell her that the Cullen's made James come for her because she really need to shut that mouth of hers

Tell her Renesmee doesn't love her

Tell her Charlie always agreed to the plan of marriage for her to finally leave the house

Tell her Edward was once married to Tanya

She thinks she can cook, but can she really

Make her read the Twilight Saga

Break her mirror

Put some make up on for once

Put her in a Solarium

She really needs some colour. How white can a person be?

Make the Simpsons put costumes of the Cullen's on and make fun of her etc.

She's never had an alarm clock, how would she suffice

Tell her that no university ever accepted her

Tell her Edward never thought she was smart

She needs a new bed, break hers so she sleeps on the floor

Give her a pet. How long do you think it would last?

She is seriously uncoordinated, make her live in a house with lots of stairs (ha ha)

Just kill her already, anyone. Edward would you do the honours, We beg of you

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