(Disclaimer): This is a fan based parody. I do not own Dragonball Z or Dragonball Super.

Chapter 2- No We Will Not be Shipping Anyone

"And that was how I escaped otherworld." Explained Raditz. "But that doesn't explain where you were or what you were doing for the past 387 episodes of Z and Super." Asked a confused Yamcha. Just then, the author walked in. "Stop Breaking the 4th wall!" yelled the author in frustration. Then he walked out. "Who the hell was that?" Exclaimed Raditz. "No Idea" said Yamcha, "but I have a feeling we should do what he says, he sounds like a very important guy." Raditz Agreed.

As part of Raditz's master plan, both Yamcha and Raditz were planning to wish for immortality. "I wonder how they will Fk this up" exclaimed the author from the computer screen. Then he continued to type.

Yamcha obtained the Dragonball locator from the Brief residence. In no time at all, they gathered the Dragonballs. "Almighty Shenron, rise and grant us our wish. The sky turned pitch black. Then, Shenron rose from the Dragonballs. "What the hell do you want!" exclaimed Shenron is disgust. "Who should I bring back, and how many planets were destroyed this time!" Raditz got straight to the point. "We wish for immortality!" he exclaimed. The dragon looked shocked, then happy. "Finally, a new wish! Your wish is granted. I wonder how you will fk this up." Then, the dragon retreated into the balls and the balls scattered around the world. We have done it! We are now the most powerful beings in the multiverse. None shall stand in our path. As they celebrated, a white face looked out of the shadows.