Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, but Ryan Murphy. This is Puck's P.O.V.


Berry. Berry. Berry. That chick keeps running through his mind. Okay when he first met her, he thought she was an annoying dweeb that needed to be put in her fucking place. Puckster was the stud and others should bow down to his badassness. So, yeah he slushed her, not knowing he would fucking regret it.

But, then he got his best friend's girl pregnant. His father abandoned him and his family. If there was anything he cared about besides sex and cougars, it was his family. So, hell yeah. He was gonna be a kick ass father. Puck was stepping up and being a man. Hell, he even joined glee—the club of losers. And if his kid happened to be a girl, he wasn't gonna let her date until she was like fucking thirty. Yes, he would kill all the little pieces of shit that so muck looked at his daughter. But then, Quinn, his baby mama, called him a Lima loser and refused to take the money he offered. So, yeah he fucking stole some of the money. But at least, he could provide for her.

So, he got shit messed up. His mom wanted him to date a Jewish girl. Rachel Berry was a hot Jewish girl. Since grape was her favorite slushy flavor, he got it for her and she agreed to date him. The thing is Rachel was pretty cool. You kind of got used to her craziness. She may have been…no she was definitely the best girlfriend he ever had.

She dumped him, though.

He wanted to take her places. He wanted to show her off how this amazing chick was his. Since Berry was vegan, he figured he would check up some Vegetarian Food Restaurants they could eat at. The Wine Sellers had complete carry-out with pizza, hot and cold subs, sandwiches, appetizers, wraps, salads, and all that shit Rachel would eat. Hunan Garden Chinese Restaurant had sushi. Wally's Fill-in Station, Milano Café, Bellacino's Pizza & Grinders, Ann Ross Catering, Domino's Pizza were all the other places he wanted to take her out to since he got a new job. Since she said she and her family are fully committed to take-out since her dads don't know how to cook. He vowed to actually cook something for her if Berry actually took a chance and ate pizza with pepperoni.

She dumped him for Finn Hudson, his moron of a friend who treated her like shit.

Really, Rachel had a weird style. Puck was used to the cheer leaders that wore their Cheerios uniform or hot girls in jeans. He can count on one hand Rachel actually wore pants or shorts which was only 5 times. She's named her style of dress "Sexy Schoolgirl Librarian Chic". He didn't really give a flying fuck what she called it, but his girl was hot. The short and tight skirts made her look great. She was always half smiling and half scolding whenever he checked out her legs. She wore mostly includes leg warmers and knee socks. It weirded him out at first. The sweaters with animals on them were sort of cute. He admitted one day on one of their dates. She had squealed and hugged him. She actually let him get to third base. She wears white cotton panties. She doesn't have a gag reflex. So, fucking hot.

She still fucking dumped him despite that they were two good looking Jews.

He also learned a lot about her over the years. Despite all her badass talent, she had some serious self-esteem problems. He remembered how she actually wanted to get a nose job. Seriously? Rachel was hot just the way she is. He told her some shit on how her nose is a symbol of their Jewish heritage. Really, he like just didn't want her to change. If you tell anyone this, he will fucking kill you, but she actually had a pretty cute nose. She got really jealous. She hated breakups. She was a good leader, you know. She actually gave a shit about the people of glee, even the ones who weren't so good. Ballads and Solos was her thing. She kicked ass.

Now, Puck actually cared for her. He made too sure to comfort her when she was upset. He still teased her a little. Whenever Puck called her short, her nose would scrunch up and glare at him. "I am not short. I am petite. Besides, 5'2 is a perfectly normal height," Rachel huffed in annoyance. "You're the shortest of all the Glee chicks in here, Berry," he had told her, fucking amused. She had stormed out of them room. She later forgave him when he agreed to do a Broadway duet with her. He stuck up for her when the rest of glee was being selfish bastards. They flirted sometimes. He's pretty sure that she didn't know how to do that. But, how did she not notice him staring at her legs?

So, now he had a letter clutched in his hand. He had planned to just pick it up and hand it to her. But, it had Noah on it. He had decided to read the damn letter. Whoa. She was still into him. Well Rachel did say something about how she is "turned on" by his bad boy persona. Now, what did he do? She is the only girl in the world for me, Noah thought. Sure, she wasn't perfect. But, like he said before he could deal with her craziness. Puckzilla was getting his girl back.


I hope I did well. It's really hard getting in Puck's mind. Please review. Let me know if he is in character. Also, give me ideas of what to do next.