LADY LAYTON AND THE MYSTERIOUS MASTERMIND
BY BARRYLAWN
katriell threw coat on wash line
"k done"
she looked up and saw guy in black at laytons window but shrugged and got in her car
she drove to layton detective agency to find THE ENTIRE PLACE RANT SACKED!
"OH NO!" shouted katriel "IVE BEEN RANT SACKED!"
she looked through the empty storage for documents but they all gone
however there was a sack in the corner that wasnt there before
she look inside and found a note
it was a really awesome note heres what it said:
im the type of guy who enjoys series as a whole. before i came here, i didn't know JFA AJ and DD were supposed to be bad and oh man am i constantly remembered about it. i think you clearly lack a vast amount of suspension of disbelief. this part of the game is wacky ? This part of the plot relies on a lucky event ? this vilain isnt the most perfect vilain ever made and is just someone who killed someone ? wow, BIG FUCKING DEAL.
if your willing to play a super serious game, go read agatha christmas or something. if you dont accept that some event could not happen without a fair amount of luck and if you only accept murder plans that would work in absolutly 100% of situations, then crime plots would be extremely bland and limited. the culprit made an error that is not found out until later in the inestigation ? man, who could have thought that the police isn't omnicient.
and finally, about the vilains... i think you just picked the wrong series. personally, and it is also what my aa fan friends think, i believe that you cant seriously be into this game to have 100% perfect murder writing so dank that it would work perfectly in real life. i play this game for her unique characters, wacky and over the top murder plots, humoristic moments, etc. and i believe someone who doesn't accept that ace attorney IS about those things should just stop playing. you hated AJ and DD ? i think its time to stop buying the games before you get in another rage fit when spirit of apollo comes out, buddy.
anyway, what i mean is, its fine if you don't like some games, but sometimes by coming here i seriously think that you don't even like 1/3 of the series. why the FUCK are you here in a detective agency if you cant even enjoy the games ? u should just move to another. then again, my rant is not about saying "if you don't like it, get out", that's not what i'm saying at all. i don't like some part of the games myself, and people out here probably dislike even more. my rant is about the fact that you can't accept what ace attorney is actually about, or what it is becoming. srsly, i could point out stupid shit that happened in your favorite cases and you wouldnt even realize how stupid it is because you still liked it.
so please stop hating everything that you cant accept
======END NOTE======
"god dammit" said katrielle "did this dank leeve anything that isnt stupid shit"
"uggggh" moan voice
"BUTTLER?!" she shouted
the butler was on the ground with blood on his coat
i dont remember his name tho so ill just call him butler in this scene hope it doesnt spoil the feels
"katriell im sorry he stole that file"
"uhhhhhh wat file"
"the... THEEEEEE" he gasped
"BUTLER ITS OK WELL GET HALP"
"no" he moaned "it too l8 for me"
"NOOOOOOO!" the dripping tears falled from her face
"katrel im SOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-cough"
he fell on ground and katriels detective experience told her he was ded
she cry
she sent the body to autopsy hoping results would show
she watched the guys leave with the body and kept still
"why u do it"
"because" said the man behind her "im evil af"
"k"
the man vanished
katriel decided to check on the body so she went down to scotland yard
"is autopsy ready" said katriel
"GOD no we just started" siad the coroner
"oops"
she went to leave when she heard voices
"but how can we do DAT" said man
"uh excuse me" said katriel coming in and she saw inspector chelmey sitting at desk with a guy in a pink suit and a small white apron
"sry miss were talking about TOP SECRET AGENTS" said pinky
"you mean SECRET AGENT AGENCY" shouted katriel
"WAT" shouted chelmey "how do u know about secret agent agency they are top secret undercover agents!"
"i am the daughter of professor layton"
"oshit right lol" said chelmey
she sat down and then she recognize the guy as miles edgeworth who help them the other day
"now the question is" said chemny "how do we defeets them"
"hmmmm" said katriel considering the options they had left "AHA!"
"wat"
"we shall put him... on TRIAL!"
TO BE CONTINUED
AN daaaamn that smart. good thing theres a really good prosecutor in the country i know hes from another country but who cares so is nahyuta but he prosecutes so water
