a/n hi again Thx for all the reviews, even though I only have Two when I'm typing this. Hope you enjoy! Also, please give me IDEAS!!! Sorry I kept you waiting! Did I keep you waiting? I don't know… I'm used to typing a ch. in I day… but that story needed almost no typing at all… seeing as it was a chat room… hmm. Sorry I took so long on updating. I was at California (which is cold!) and camp. Don't annoy me on how u use n2o or if I typed wrong or anything.
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Eragon/Murtagh
Eragon stood there for a while before he realized that one of his shoes was in a pile of dragon dung. Taking it out, he went in side and cleaned it. Then he went to sleep.
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a/n he sleeps too much, doesn't he.
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After one hour, 1 ½ Gas stops (how do you have half a gas stop? Who knows?), and lots of flirting (most of which Murtagh said), Murtagh arrived home. Driving up to Eragon's house, Murtagh honked the horn and Eragon fell out of his window because he was leaning out trying to see over the horizon with a new sight enhancing spell he found in a scroll.
Eragon fell into the seat next to Murtagh. When Murtagh looked at him, Eragon screamed like a little girl and leapt out of the car because he could see every dirt/blood clogged pore on Murtagh's face due to the spell.
"Undo the spell Eragon" said Murtagh. Eragon said something that sounded like "Ilikepie"
"Okay done!" Eragon said. Then he saw Murtagh's Ferrari. Eragon's eyes bulged out of his sockets.
"You got the Ferrari Todd!" he screamed. "That-is-the-most…crappiest car I've ever seen." Suddenly the Ferrari (not car) started beeping "It's not a car. It's not a car." Eragon fell down. Then he got back up when he realized he fell into the pile of poop he was in before. Now he was covered in poop.
"Wait a minute…" he muttered. "I'd recognize this smell anywhere (partly because it was clogging his nostrils…in fact, it was blocking every opening that was in Eragon's body)… it's SAPHIRA!" He yelled at the top of his lungs (and mind). In a few minutes, Todd (the Ferrari) and Murtagh could hear the beat of Saphira's wings. Eragon couldn't because his ears were full of dung.
Yes, little one? Saphira said. Eragon took a deep breath in, and then said
How many times do I have to tell you not to poop on the public paths! Eragon went on like this for about two hours. Of course, he was yelling in his mind. So to anyone else, Eragon was just very red in the face doing weird hand gestures.
"What's he doing?" asked Todd to Murtagh, looking at Eragon, who had any angry expression on and waving his hand around and stomping his feet with out opening his mouth.
"I think he's talking to Saphira with his mind" replied Murtagh. "It's a dragon rider thing."
"Oh…" said Todd. "Do you have a dragon?"
"Uhh… yeah…" said Murtagh. Todd was looking at him a little-boy-praising-his-dad kinda look.
"Can I see him?"
"no…?"
"please…"
"No."
"Then I'll drive away." Todd said as he started up his engine. Murtagh pressed a little button on his car remote. Todd's engine shut down. He pressed another button that said, Shaken, not stirred…, and a martini popped out of the dashboard.
"Thank you Todd." Murtagh said. The car said something but the roar of Saphira's wings beating drowned them out.
"Hey Eragon" Murtagh said, sipping his shaken vodka martini. "You, uh…wana race?"
Eragon looked at him like it was Murtagh covered in dung, not him. "Look at me!!!!" He yelled. "Can I at least take a shower?" Murtagh looked at Eragon like he was covered in more dung.
"Uhh… no…showers are for wimps who don't own a Ferrari Todd." said Murtagh. "Just hold still."
"What are you do-" just then, as Eragon was starting a very long speech, a huge spout of water poured out of Todd's head lights and hit Eragon.
The good news. The poop was sent flying to a big lake that was shallow in the middle of a desert. The bad news. Eragon was ALSO sent to a big lake that was shallow and in the middle of a desert. But since the poop got there first, Eragon landed in it… again. Murtagh looked at the extremely clean and shiny spot that Eragon once standed upon and thought about going to get Eragon… but decided to just go get a snack. He also contemplated on cleaning up the poop on the path but thought that it was Eragon's responsibility.
Oromis
Oromis woke up to find that Log, who had spent an hour walking over to Oromis, was staring at him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…" and so on until he ran out of breath…an hour later… after Bush took over the Ferrari Company.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttsssssssssssssssss tttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee MMMMMMMMMMMMMAaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr????????????????" Says Log. Oromis faints again.
ARYA
Walking along a random path, Arya gets to her tree house. She than runs around the whole house (on the walls, ceiling… ect.) Sitting down and looking at her house she almost faints. Her whole house was covered in poop! Apparently she stepped in the poop pile and thought that she stepped in double-fudge-chocolate brownies that were a little stinky. Well…not all elves are smart, right?
Murtagh/Eragon
Coming back from the desert, Eragon takes a shower. After that, he looks at his car and thinks
I should upgrade my car. Then a brick falls on his head (and mine) and Eragon (and me) suddenly says "FERRARI!" So Eragon brings car (ouch) Ferrari to the car shop and gets N2o boosters, new wheels, custom flame paint job, and other stuff. Eragon drives up to Murtagh's tree house and honks his enhanced honking device…uh, yeah. Murtagh comes down gets his Ferrari and they drive to the starting line that was drawn by a floating stick. They were going to drive from the here to there. The ref.(Pooky) came out and said "on your mark, Get set, GO!!!!!!!!" And (sorry) Ant they were of to the there.
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000a/n sorry it was short. I've been to a lot of summer camps and wanted to get this ch. up as soon a possible. Lemons!!!
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