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CHAT ROOM 246

Online: DRealD, SSnape

DRealD: Good evening Severus!

SSnape: Hello Albus.

DRealD: Why so glum tonight?

SSnape : How can you possibly know if I'm glum or not?

DRealD: Well…

SSnape : HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE?

DRealD: Now, now! No need to scream at me. You are possibly the waspiest person I have ever met!

SSnape : Hmph.

DRealD: Anyway, I have called this staff meeting over the Wizard Messenger for two reasons.

SSnape : This is a staff meeting? How come there are only two of us?

DRealD: What? Did you say something, Severus? I got disconnected for fifteen seconds. It's my first time using this manner of communication, you see. :)

SSnape :

DRealD: As I was saying, I have two reasons for this meeting. First, we have to discuss about your Occlumency lessons with Harry Potter.

SSnape : WHAT? x-(

SSnape : Who said I will give that boy Occlumency lessons? Can't you do it yourself, Dumbledore? You are better with it than I am, and you know it!

DRealD: Very impressive. I see you have gotten the hang of those little faces. Well done, Severus. You must be bored at home.

SSnape : ALBUS! This is not a joke! =))

SSnape : WRONG EMOTICON! x-(

DRealD: Oh, is that what they call those faces? Emoticons, huh. Very clever!

SSnape : Dumbledore! Don't think that because I agreed to help take care of the boy FOR LILY'S SAKE, I would give him Occlumency lessons! I personally think that is asking for too much!

DRealD: Severus. Honestly. Why are you being such a pain in the ass about this? If I had the luxury of time, I would certainly take care of Harry's Occlumency lessons. But you know I have things to get done for the Order. Besides, you are the best man for the job.

SSnape : :|

DRealD: What's with the 'emoticon'? tsk, tsk!

SSnape : [-(

DRealD: Are you actually pouting? =))

SSnape : Why don't you listen to me? It's a disastrous idea to let the boy have extra lessons with me. We already loathe each other. We have established a firm genuine hatred for each other!

DRealD: Well then maybe you could make that relationship of yours more spiteful when you start bonding with each other in your extra lessons. House unity, Severus! As a professor in this institution, you should be propagating that! :D

SSnape : Whatever, Dumbledore. 8-| Your eccentric, seemingly great ideas can also be terribly doomed. You would be sorry you did not listen to me on this one.

DRealD: I'll take that risk, thank you very much.

DRealD: Now! For my second reason!

DRealD: Are you ready to hear it? :D

DRealD: Silence means yes! Alright, if you insist. :) I simply wanted to learn more about this Wizard Messenger. It's entirely fascinating, don't you think? I may have to talk to Arthur Weasley about this when I catch him online. It's great that Cornelius decided to implement this. Very convenient, especially if you are bored with the usual way of communication!

DRealD: What do you think about WM, Severus? :)

SSnape is offline.

DRealD: Severus?

DRealD: Does that little announcement mean you're not here already? I'll send Fawkes over to see if you're still here in this chat room, then. He was the one doing the spying, you know. ;) Completely his idea, not mine.


A/N: Gaah, I hope this was OK. I was a bit bored when I did this. Got the idea for this Snape/Dumbledore scene from my best friend. Review, please! :)

PS: SSnape isn't the original username I made up for Snape. That's cos FF won't accept it, I dunno why. :(