Randomness Rants
Whatever you wish... (anything goes)
What is happening down there...? All that shouting.. oh, it's Ramza level-grinding. And some ninjas are beating up a behemoth. Seymour and Kuja are complaining about being banned from XBOX Live.
What? How'd Miley get out? I thought Sephiroth was guarding her! Oh well, I guess Vaan will have to get out the Super Soaker again... and Kefka needs new DVD discs to burn his 'End of the World' videos. What are those? ...Kefka...
Ramza is Level 99 now. So is Cloud. And Zidane. And Angry Cat Man. Oh, wait... here's an ad...
Get the f-k outta my dinner! Get the f-k outside! Run! F-king stay outta my dinner! F-k you, you f-kin' pussy! Don't f-kin' stare at my dinner!
Brought to you by Angry Cat Man Dinners.
Enemy AC130 inbound. Enemy UAV spotted! Care Package on the way! Sephiroth was in the care package. He killed everyone with Supernova, the new Tactical Nuke.
Miley is still out? Sh-t, Vaan! Hurry up!
Vaan sucks with a super soaker, so Balthier will take over. Yes! Balthier has captured Miley! Good! Now let's go grind on Adamantoises... come one, Snow! We need a Sentinel!
Snow - "We gotta win this!"
Continued...
