Itachi found His day to be somewhere in between boredom and more so annoying. He was so happy to retire himself to his room for the night. Between Deidara's annoying talking and Hidan's loud mouth, he was done with people for today. He still wonders why he is even friends with any of them. They are annoying.
He began analyzing his homework and other assignments that were do. He had completed most of them, like he always did, but he loved to check them over. Everyone, even a perfectionist, like himself, makes mistakes.
The only class he seemed to be struggling in was swimming. It was so hard, he cursed the day he began that class. It was torture. The water was always cold, and the people were annoying. He found no joy in swimming, but the new kid today was in a word intrusive. Who in their right mind would touch Itachi's hair? His hair was the blackest and the most beautiful thing about him. He thought it was the most beautiful thing about him also.
Kisame on the other hand wasted no time going in on his hair. Playing with it and cuddling it like a toy. What Itachi could not get over was the pleasure he felt. Kisame's blue hand caressed his head in such a way. The way he moved over his ear. His hands were a little rough, but Itachi's scalp enjoyed every little sensation. He cursed his mind. When he stopped, Itachi wanted to yell the words "Why did you stop. I was enjoying that."
A sweat dropped on his desk, and he pushed his thoughts back into his mind. He is real hung up over a guy he just met today. It was only hair. He enjoyed when his mom shampooed it, but her touch and his felt utterly different.
"Itachi." Sasuke busted in Itachi's room. Itachi almost fell out of the desk in which he sat. "Dinner."
"Okay." Itachi said. He got up from the table and went down the stairs. His mom had made pasta with chicken and a light Alfredo sauce.
"Hi honey." She said. His dad sat on the other side of the table digging in to his pasta. His dad, Fugaku was truly the biggest fan of Mikoto's cooking.
"Hi." Itachi sat in front of his pasta and ate in small bites. He loved Alfredo, but he also was a stickler for respect and curtsy. He remembered his mom always saying, "If you act like a pig, people will think your poor." to which Itachi replied, "Dad eats like one." She would laugh and say "Yeah, but only at home. Not in public."
Since then Itachi has never eaten in a barbaric manner. Even his mother ate with class and never stuffed her mouth. Sasuke on the other hand fluctuated, sometimes he did and other times he didn't.
"So who are you taking to the valentines ball?" Mikoto asked.
"Yeah boys." Fugaku said. "You taking Naruto?" Fugaku looked to Sasuke.
"Not funny." Sasuke stated. "I don't like him."
"Alright." Fugaku said unconvinced. "Itachi you taking a girl? Or will I never get grandchildren." Fugaku knew Sasuke wasn't… let's just say Girl friendly.
"I am not going." Itachi said.
"Well Sasuke have kids by surrogate. I am not going to get anything from Itachi and you are my only hope."
"Yeah." Sasuke said. "Itachi will be sullivant." Fugaku began to laugh.
"Sasuke and Fugally leave Itachi alone. He will find that special someone." Mikoto said. "Now Itachi I don't care who you go with, boy or girl. As long as you go. And you will go."
"Why?" Itachi asked.
"I am making you." She said. Itachi said nothing and ate his pasta. He couldn't believe his mom was actually making him go.
Itachi would have to find a date then.
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"So boy or girl." Deidara gushed. He was so happy to be setting Itachi up on a blind date. This was truly the happiest day of his life; well Itachi could see it in his eyes. He grabbed the poor weasel and they sat. "So tell me."
"I am not sure of my preference." Itachi stated. "Never thought about it."
"Ahhhh. Well you need to. Would you want to marry a guy or girl?" Deidara stated. "Not at all hard."
"I don't know."
"Guy!"
"What!"
"When you're in doubt, you're gay." Deidara stated. "Now I am going to go swimming in some hot ponds and find you a hot guy."
"Deidara!" Itachi moaned. "I am fine. I shouldn't have... Forget it." Itachi was fed up.
"No." Deidara said. "We will find you a date."
Itachi put his head down in defeat. Deidara was not going to let this go.
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