"Today has been the best day of my life," said Howard as he walked through Sheldon and Leonard's apartment. "How was it?" asked Leonard. With a sigh of enjoyment Howard noted "Three words it was AWESOME". Right then Raj entered the living no doubt returning from the bathroom. "So Howard did you get your Clark Kent into her Lois Lane?" said Raj with a humorous tone. Then with a sarcastic tone Sheldon said "The only way you could have sexual contact with this women is if you put cake on your genital area. Then with a voice of hope Howard said, "You think that would work?"
! PENNYS APARTMENT!
"C'mon Leonard, what's wrong?" asked Penny their waitress neighbor who in Sheldon's mind was a waste of skin. Then after a short pause Leonard quietly said, "It is just that Howard got a girlfriend, a fat girlfriend, but a girlfriend." "Oh sweety don't you hurry you'll find a girl some day some how." Said Penny. "Oh I didn't know that they will have holographic girlfriends before I die" said Leonard in a sarcastic tone.
! Apartment Bathroom!
Inside Sheldon's head is a complicated and not to mention disorderly thing. In the bathroom he was sitting in his bathtub soaking for approximately 25 minutes and at 10 minutes scrub and shampoo, Sheldon adored his tight, neat ways. In Sheldon's mind he could think of the strangest things. "I wonder who would win in a fight, Archie or Jughead?" pondered Sheldon for the 25 minutes. Then when it was time to get out he put on his towel reached for the handle but it wouldn't open, he pulled and pulled and pulled but just couldn't get it open. He then pondered and spoke aloud to himself "I'm a Physicist I should be able to open a door." He then broke out into tears.
Yay done another Chapter it may not be an interesting one but setting up plots for next chapters
