OVBAASM PART 2- The Attacking Hershey Bars

Of Voldemort, Bob and a Snack Machine

Part 2: The Attack of the Hershey Bars

A/N: Thanks to Erin for the idea about the attacking Hershey bars. You probably weren't serious about that idea, but I kinda liked it…And once again, this is a really weird story. You have been warned!

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"Snack machine?" said Dumbledore. "We don't have a snack machine."

Meanwhile, Voldemort was still stuck in the snack machine. "HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed to all of the students passing him in the hall. None of them stopped, but a few walked off grumbling about the snack machine being broken.

"Man, the snack machine is broken!" said Ron to Hermione as they passed in the hall.

"We don't have a snack machine," Hermione replied in a know-it-all voice. "I read it in Hogwarts: A History."

Suddenly Voldemort heard the voice again. "You are here for a purpose, Tom Riddle," it boomed. "You must duel the Hershey chocolate bars."

"What do you mean, I have to duel with a chocolate bar?"

"Not just a chocolate bar, the chocolate bars."

"That's insane!" said Voldemort.

"So are you," replied the voice. Voldemort heard a thumping noise behind him. He turned around and saw an army of chocolate Hershey bars marching towards him.

"You are here for a purpose, Tom Riddle. Bob is dead," the voice said.

"I GODDAMN FUCKING KNOW THAT ALREADY!" yelled Voldemort.

"You must battle the chocolate bars because they killed Bob," the voice continued. "You must avenge Bob or he will turn his army of Skittles against you."

"I thought Bob was dead?"

"He is."

"Then how can he send his army against me?" Voldemort asked.

"Don't ask questions," the voice said. "It is time to face the chocolate."

"I can't believe this is happening," groaned Voldemort, reaching for his wand. He then realized he didn't have it. After all, all he wanted was a bag of Doritios.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "I'M ALONE AND UNARMED AGAINST A FUCKING ARMY OF GODDAMN HERSHEY BARS!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!"

Just then Ron walked by. "HELP!" Voldemort screamed. "I'M SORRY I TRIED TO KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND! JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE! ALL I WANTED WAS A FREAKING BAG OF DORITIOS!!!!!!!"

Ron ran to Professor McGongall's office. "Professor!" he panted. "Voldemort is stuck in the snack machine!"

"Snack machine?" said Professor McGongall. "We don't have a snack machine."