chapter 2

Me: We are now back with Emmett and the Cullen's while Emmett has tried o do his dare. Under line 'tried'. He has failed his dare so now he must hmm blow his jeep up. So go on Emmett were all watching! Muahahaha.

Emmett: B- bu- bu- bu ,bu- but why my poor ,poor little big jeep, daddy will protect you!

* Emmett goes over to the jeep hugs it and says good bye. He then got a match and lit the jeep on fire after he poured gasoline all over it. Once he did that he ran over to Rosalie and hid behind her.*

Me: your turn Emmett to say truth or dare. Go on.

Emmett: a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z now I know my abc's next time wont you sing with me!

Me: Um Emmett It's your turn... * Emmett is still singing his abc's* Emmett stop singing the abc's you moron!

*Everyone stares in shock.*

Me: What? You've never heard me say moron yay very convenient. But go Emmy! * I said with a love grin on my face. As you can tell he's MINE*

Rosalie: Excuse me. But why are you giving my beau a love stare you do know he's mine right?!

Me: Aw I knew that but I did know he's not yours I said he's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's only you're in Stephanie Meyer's books

Edward: Oh so none of ya'll fight over me but ya'll do over the little mad man who plays with food!

Bella: *gasp and slaps him* Edward Anthony Mason Cullen! You do not need that Sky scraper to be with you. She's too tall for you. *she than fake cries.*

Me and Rosalie: *Gasp* what? He is not a mad man you stupid self Volvo JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella: Oh no ya di'int just call my beau a self Volvo Jerk! Though the self Volvo part I do get.

*Me and Bella and Rosalie then start Cat fighting pull hair that sort of thing*

Me: Okay STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone stares at me in shock.*

Everyone but me: Wow.

Me: Emmett your turn okay and anyways I'm only a 3 inches taller than you self Volvo person. *Jessica said very calmly.* Okay just pick someone to do truth or dare.

Emmett: Well, all you had to do was ask but Rosie Pooh Truth or Dare?

Rosalie: Dare 'cause I'm not a wimp like you.

Emmett: *gasp* Okay I dare you too. Ugh... I dare you to bite Bella! And if you don't you have to eat a sumo wrestlers food.

Edward and Bella well everybody but Em: *gasp* Oh no he di'int

Oh god why did he have to say that, everyone must have been thinking.

Rosalie: Well, since I'm not a wimp like Emmett, I'll do my dare. *gets closer to Bella while Bella backs up.* Well, I can't do my dare so... *pounces up and does a light snatch/ bight thing on Bella's neck.*

Edward and Emmett: we'll carry her in.

Me: stay tuned cause when we come back Bella might just be a vampire, If I don't bury her alive.

Everyone: gasps

Me: Kidding, or maybe not.